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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

JRPG Villain
I couldnít think of a single instance of anyone ever being sexy and having a goatee.

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
It's only one letter away from goatse, makes u think

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I couldnít think of a single instance of anyone ever being sexy and having a goatse.

blaspheme

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

The evil twin look never goes out of style.

Piss Creep
Dec 16, 2022
I have a beard but hosed up shaving it so had to have like a 2 week period before it grew back with a goatee, and I felt like a child in 1998 and its sucked.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010


Upset Trowel


edit: also me

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011
I looked good with a goatse

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

JRPG Villain

not a goatee

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari



Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!
Buttholes rarely look good spread wider than a football op

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010


I wish guy fieri would die fieri

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Your mother, OP

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
"Cars is like women....If ya aint married to em dont touch em ! " - Big Daddy

e: gently caress you voted 2

dee eight fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Feb 2, 2023

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


They call him Kane because he's sweet like sugar cane

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Certain men of a certain age just wake up one day and do the goatee/Oakley sunglasses look then go out and buy a pontoon boat. Not sure why, something in their DNA I guess.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
protip: if you get transitions lenses you don't need to get oakleys to complete the goatee look

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.



:haibrow:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
no

TengenNewsEditor
Apr 2, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/ZgAmBX9.mp4

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.


Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

PEANUT BUTTER IS NOT MY FATHER
I always thought the original ZOD would have looked great with a goatee,. Interestingly, they gave the new ZOD a goatee but he doesn't look good with a goatee but mostly because he didn't have a moustache.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Piss Creep
Dec 16, 2022
We really have to differentiate between a goatee and loving Handlebars


few can do real handlebars. You have to back it up.

THIS i Handlebars



Piss Creep fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Feb 2, 2023

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

JRPG Villain

:chanpop:

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."
Orangutans sometimes have a goatee

You trying to say orangutans arenít handsome? What an idiot

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari



SilvergunSuperman posted:

I wish guy fieri would die fieri

what the hell guy fieri is a saint

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

JRPG Villain

N. Senada posted:

Orangutans sometimes have a goatee

You trying to say orangutans arenít handsome? What an idiot

cmon orangutans... clean it up or go full beard.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


u must gather your party before venturing forth!

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Rolled with a goatee for years when I was younger. Eventually just grew out a full beard and never looked back. Looking back at those pictures though. drat what a dork rear end dork.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i thought adan jensen had a goatee but I just checked and he does not

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Get a goatee on your goatse, really cultivate that taint

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

ENERGY FUCKING PILLS

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

cmon orangutans... clean it up or go full beard.

No and gently caress you1!!!

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

what the hell guy fieri is a saint

Dude sucks

quote:

His former producer, David Page, recounted in an interview that Fieri once chewed him out for having him talk to what he assumed was a gay couple. "You can't send me to talk to gay people without warning! Those people weird me out!" he allegedly said. A field producer who formerly worked for the show, Kari Kloster, confirms that Fieri then told the show researchers that they had to let him know if he'd be speaking to any gay people on the show so he could "prepare" himself.†

Fieri is also apparently obsessed with innuendo and sex jokes. "Anytime any woman mentioned 'cream,' Guy went into a sexual riff. When cutting the show, you had to tell the editors to watch Guy's eye line, because it's always on breasts," said Page.†


The cherry on top of the Flavortown Sundae? Page said he's also made anti-Semitic remarks, including "Jews are cheap." Turns out Fieri might be as charmless as his flame-print bowling shirts and bleach blond goatee

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
i was gonna say Frank Zappa but thats not really a goatee

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012






And this goes without saying, but Bryan Cranston.

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itry
Aug 23, 2019




Tim Curry?

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