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Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; JRPG Villain

I couldn’t think of a single instance of anyone ever being sexy and having a goatee.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 19:19

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William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

# ? Feb 2, 2023 19:19

Torquemada: Oct 21, 2010; Drei GlÃƒÂ¤ser

It's only one letter away from goatse, makes u think

# ? Feb 2, 2023 19:19

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I couldn’t think of a single instance of anyone ever being sexy and having a goatse.

blaspheme

# ? Feb 2, 2023 19:20

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

The evil twin look never goes out of style.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 19:21

Piss Creep: Dec 16, 2022

I have a beard but hosed up shaving it so had to have like a 2 week period before it grew back with a goatee, and I felt like a child in 1998 and its sucked.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 19:23

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

edit: also me

# ? Feb 2, 2023 19:23

Cobra Commander: Jan 18, 2011

I looked good with a goatse

# ? Feb 2, 2023 19:32

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; JRPG Villain

Pennywise the Frown posted:

edit: also me

not a goatee

# ? Feb 2, 2023 19:41

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari

# ? Feb 2, 2023 19:50

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003; BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!

Buttholes rarely look good spread wider than a football op

# ? Feb 2, 2023 19:55

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

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Mr Luxury Yacht: Apr 16, 2012

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:03

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 6, 2010

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

I wish guy fieri would die fieri

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:04

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Your mother, OP

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:07

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

"Cars is like women....If ya aint married to em dont touch em ! " - Big Daddy

e: gently caress you voted 2

dee eight fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Feb 2, 2023

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:17

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

They call him Kane because he's sweet like sugar cane

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:20

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

Certain men of a certain age just wake up one day and do the goatee/Oakley sunglasses look then go out and buy a pontoon boat. Not sure why, something in their DNA I guess.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:21

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

protip: if you get transitions lenses you don't need to get oakleys to complete the goatee look

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:23

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.

Buce posted:

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:24

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:26

TengenNewsEditor: Apr 2, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/ZgAmBX9.mp4

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:35

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:36

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; PEANUT BUTTER IS NOT MY FATHER

I always thought the original ZOD would have looked great with a goatee,. Interestingly, they gave the new ZOD a goatee but he doesn't look good with a goatee but mostly because he didn't have a moustache.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:39

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:40

Piss Creep: Dec 16, 2022

We really have to differentiate between a goatee and loving Handlebars

few can do real handlebars. You have to back it up.

THIS i Handlebars

Piss Creep fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Feb 2, 2023

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:42

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; JRPG Villain

TengenNewsEditor posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ZgAmBX9.mp4

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:43

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; "Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

Orangutans sometimes have a goatee

You trying to say orangutans aren’t handsome? What an idiot

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:44

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I wish guy fieri would die fieri

what the hell guy fieri is a saint

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:44

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; JRPG Villain

N. Senada posted:

Orangutans sometimes have a goatee

You trying to say orangutans aren’t handsome? What an idiot

cmon orangutans... clean it up or go full beard.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:44

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Extra Large Marge posted:

u must gather your party before venturing forth!

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:44

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Rolled with a goatee for years when I was younger. Eventually just grew out a full beard and never looked back. Looking back at those pictures though. drat what a dork rear end dork.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:45

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

i thought adan jensen had a goatee but I just checked and he does not

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:46

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:50

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Get a goatee on your goatse, really cultivate that taint

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:57

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019; ENERGY FUCKING PILLS

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

cmon orangutans... clean it up or go full beard.

No and gently caress you1!!!

# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:07

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 6, 2010

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

what the hell guy fieri is a saint

Dude sucks

quote:

His former producer, David Page, recounted in an interview that Fieri once chewed him out for having him talk to what he assumed was a gay couple. "You can't send me to talk to gay people without warning! Those people weird me out!" he allegedly said. A field producer who formerly worked for the show, Kari Kloster, confirms that Fieri then told the show researchers that they had to let him know if he'd be speaking to any gay people on the show so he could "prepare" himself.

Fieri is also apparently obsessed with innuendo and sex jokes. "Anytime any woman mentioned 'cream,' Guy went into a sexual riff. When cutting the show, you had to tell the editors to watch Guy's eye line, because it's always on breasts," said Page.

The cherry on top of the Flavortown Sundae? Page said he's also made anti-Semitic remarks, including "Jews are cheap." Turns out Fieri might be as charmless as his flame-print bowling shirts and bleach blond goatee

# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:11