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As I am quickly approaching 55 years of age (in July) I have seen friends about my age or younger passing due to heart attacks, brain cancer, and other ailments. Today I was hit hard when I learned a family member has ALS. To be honest I really didn’t know too much about the disease but now after researching it I can say this is likely one of the worst ways to die. As for me I had a heart attack at age 44. I know we all die but some ways are just worse than others. drat.
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If it makes you feel any better, I’ve recently learned that anyone over the age of 30 is pretty much the root cause of class inequality and deserves to die.
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Feb 3, 2023 13:31
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if it makes you feel better OP, I have never licked boots and I never will
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Feb 3, 2023 13:37
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I've always believed dying should be as comfortable and painless as possible.
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Feb 3, 2023 13:42
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mekyabetsu posted:If it makes you feel any better, I’ve recently learned that anyone over the age of 30 is pretty much the root cause of class inequality and deserves to die. I've been saying for a minute, we need a max age. We were never meant to live so long that we rule our great grandchildren and destroy all cultural changes they embrace
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Feb 3, 2023 13:49
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mekyabetsu posted:If it makes you feel any better, I’ve recently learned that anyone over the age of 30 is pretty much the root cause of class inequality and deserves to die. drat bro 30? number keeps moving down
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Feb 3, 2023 14:07
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anyway go post in your wife hates me thread op. we need more details
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Feb 3, 2023 14:08
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OP Posts about his wife being mad at him, then posts about mortality. Somebody get this man a suicide hotline or domestic abuse phone number!
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Feb 3, 2023 14:16
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satanic splash-back posted:OP Posts about his wife being mad at him, then posts about mortality. lol true goddamn. my wife hates me and makes me sleep on the couch lmfao!!!!!! anyway any one else thinking about dying a lot lately?
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Feb 3, 2023 14:17
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A Mortality in Mortal Kombat is where you just wait the amount of real time it takes until your opponent dies of natural causes.
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Feb 3, 2023 14:20
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Some people didn't even get the amount of time that I've already gotten; and that seems unfair.
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Feb 3, 2023 14:23
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I've always depised the dead and dying
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Feb 3, 2023 14:35
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Going to someone's funeral is enabling them
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Feb 3, 2023 14:37
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Can't relate. 
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Feb 3, 2023 14:43
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lmao youre 55 and you cant even talk to your wife about your marital problems
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Feb 3, 2023 14:49
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it's true that mortality weighs heavily 'pon one's brow as time and loss extract their inevitable dues, but it is no small consolation to be able to share the present moment, in whatever form it may take, with one's soulmate and partn... ooor us, who are great too!
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Feb 3, 2023 14:50
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Pajser posted:if it makes you feel better OP, I have never licked boots and I never will licking a hot chick's boots while she hold your leash is one of life's simple pleasures
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Feb 3, 2023 14:51
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also, coward
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Feb 3, 2023 14:55
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kntfkr posted:licking a hot chick's boots while she hold your leash is one of life's simple pleasures op licks his bosses boots while he holds ops metaphorical, capitalist leash
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Feb 3, 2023 14:56
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Mozi posted:it's true that mortality weighs heavily 'pon one's brow as time and loss extract their inevitable dues, but it is no small consolation to be able to share the present moment, in whatever form it may take, with one's soulmate and partn... ooor us, who are great too! agreed mozi. spending time with the people you love like your wonderful children, friends and parrtner and enjoying shared activities with them is the fastest way to lift the weight of impending mortality off of oneself anmd to truly live in the moment. and i try to live that way every day. and one of the most important ways you can do that is to not spend $600 on dinenr with your wife who hates you and makes you sleep on the couch, with money you earned at your job where you police the bathroom and regulate peoples making GBS threads, despite garnering no respect from your boss while he honks a penny into your porkpie hat for yuor troubles
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Feb 3, 2023 14:59
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Mortality rules. It's very comforting to know that a day will come where I don't have to deal with any of this bullshit anymore.
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Feb 3, 2023 15:03
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Try being dead inside, it's like death with training wheels
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Feb 3, 2023 15:11
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I hope I'll get to go peacefully and in my sleep like a taxi driver and not screaming for help like their passengers lol
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Feb 3, 2023 15:12
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i hope i die in an awesomne extremely cool way like burning to death in a race car or falling from a great height doing some outdoor rock climbing
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Feb 3, 2023 15:14
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Gonna die intestate as gently caress
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Feb 3, 2023 15:14
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dying from cancer or w/e is some bitchmade poo poo
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Feb 3, 2023 15:14
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You ever notice how the only people who worry about death are alive?
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Feb 3, 2023 15:15
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Wow vampires aren't people then I guess huh
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Feb 3, 2023 15:16
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I have def had some brushes with mortality. Now I hope I die doing something really pointless. Die the capitalist way. OP so, uh, what's the situation with your wife? can you slip me her number?
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Feb 3, 2023 15:17
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Can I have the couch when you wander off into the desert?
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Feb 3, 2023 15:22
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i hope i die in an awesomne extremely cool way like burning to death in a race car or falling from a great height doing some outdoor rock climbing at ayahuasca this past new years there was a guy there whose dad died by crashing into the ocean while hang gliding and it seemed to not do wonders for the family. i plan on going out like david carradine
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Feb 3, 2023 15:22
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My wife took a crap in the hall toilet even though I expressly asked her to crap in the basement toilet and now she's mad at me and I have to sleep on the couch Women, am I right fellas?
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Feb 3, 2023 15:45
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:op licks his bosses boots while he holds ops metaphorical, capitalist leash Tongue cleans her hubbys toilet, but then wants smoochies afterwards. 
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Feb 3, 2023 15:49
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ALS is brutal. It is good to appreciate what you have every once in a while.
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Feb 3, 2023 16:31
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I've always thought the trope where some fortune teller or mutant tells you how you die is dumb as hell. Like if it's something really lovely like "Oh, you're going to die super painfully from irreversible testicular torsion next Wednesday," nobody is going to wait for that to happen, on Tuesday they'll just blow their brains out or go have a doctor chop off their balls or something. Then the mutant/fortune teller is a liar no matter what.
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Feb 3, 2023 16:46
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Jelly posted:I've always thought the trope where some fortune teller or mutant tells you how you die is dumb as hell. Yeah like, there was a fortune teller/used car lot around here and I was like, I bet you could get some useful info there, “ah yes, I see 90,000 problem free miles on this ‘02 hatchback”. If you want a decent gypsy wagon start at the top of the line fella. 
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Feb 3, 2023 16:53
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lol and praytell, cb, what exactly is a gypsy wagon?
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Feb 3, 2023 16:56
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I'm mortal, last time I checked. Don't see me bellyachin' over it.
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Feb 3, 2023 17:04
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Jelly posted:I've always thought the trope where some fortune teller or mutant tells you how you die is dumb as hell. Nah the doctor will just gently caress up the ballchop so bad that he gives you death testicular torsion, do you even prophecy
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Lol clammy gonna catch a proby for saying the g word
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