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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Mortality
 
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Try being dead inside, it's like death with training wheels

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I hope I'll get to go peacefully and in my sleep like a taxi driver and not screaming for help like their passengers lol

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Wow vampires aren't people then I guess huh

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Can I have the couch when you wander off into the desert?

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Jelly posted:

I've always thought the trope where some fortune teller or mutant tells you how you die is dumb as hell.

Like if it's something really lovely like "Oh, you're going to die super painfully from irreversible testicular torsion next Wednesday," nobody is going to wait for that to happen, on Tuesday they'll just blow their brains out or go have a doctor chop off their balls or something.

Then the mutant/fortune teller is a liar no matter what.

Nah the doctor will just gently caress up the ballchop so bad that he gives you death testicular torsion, do you even prophecy

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sounds like a racist version of paddy wagon

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Mortality