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wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

i hate bikes!

reasons:
  • in my way!
  • i'm late!
  • loving move!!!

christ almighty here i am trying to go to work and you're playing in the road!

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
:firstpost:

I'm going to ride a unicycle down the middle of the road and you can't stop me this is Portland but mostly you don't want to come into the road to catch me because of all the discarded syringes

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

I disagree, but I'm glad to see there's a dedicated thread for this topic now. Have a nice day!

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Private Cumshoe posted:

:firstpost:

I'm going to ride a unicycle down the middle of the road and you can't stop me this is Portland but mostly you don't want to come into the road to catch me because of all the discarded syringes

gently caress you go to work!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Private Cumshoe posted:

:firstpost:

I'm going to ride a unicycle down the middle of the road and you can't stop me this is Portland but mostly you don't want to come into the road to catch me because of all the discarded syringes

my sources say death penalty is being considered for the unipiper

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

i think bikes are cool, and hell perhaps they arent all that bad

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost
gently caress them and their taut developed calves

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

Look at me I'm a cyclist I wear tight shorts and a dumb vest so you don't hit me with your car

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Private Cumshoe posted:

:firstpost:

I'm going to ride a unicycle down the middle of the road and you can't stop me this is Portland but mostly you don't want to come into the road to catch me because of all the discarded syringes

target practice for my raptor.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
i dont support the spandex industry

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmFQR0IltDQ

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
stop going to work

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

No bikes at my gym, either!

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


gently caress you op

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Endman posted:

gently caress you op

gently caress you too pal! christ i'm late for work now!

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

only automotive culture and environment create situations where bikes can be bad. it's weird to hate them specifically imo.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Fansy posted:

stop going to work

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
getting to work at 7 am so you have time for a shower

Nitevision
Oct 5, 2004

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Yall are the biggest dorks on the whole forum. I'm gonna find where you live and do squeaking wheelies up and down your street.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Fansy posted:

stop going to work

done. what next?

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Nitevision posted:

Yall are the biggest dorks on the whole forum. I'm gonna find where you live and do squeaking wheelies up and down your street.

Lmfao

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Forgot about the bad car guy

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Whose wife divorced him

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


motorists and cyclists deserve each other

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


*smoke bomb*

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
vroom vroom honk honk I like trucks :rice:

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
paging shaggar

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Try to imagine 2 Fast 2 Furious with bikes... you can't

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
cyclists are the least racist people I know, blowing through stoplights colorblind :smug:

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

If you have enough space to keep a bike inside to avoid the inevitable bike theft we are class enemies

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
a little thought experiment

replace "bikes" with "black people" in the thread title and see your own hypocrisy...

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Bicycles are fine toys for children idk what you're talking about

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
I used to be pro bikes until I went to Amsterdam where the cyclists treat pedestrians the same way car drivers treat cyclists everywhere else. gently caress them both I'm walking here.

Electro-Boogie Jack
Nov 22, 2006
bagger mcguirk sent me.

finally, a thread handcrafted and custom designed just for Teriyaki Hairpiece

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
One time in NYC a biker slammed into my back while I was walking down the sidewalk and I was so mad that I pushed him down and threw his bike over a fence.

Thank you for reading about that one time I was a total jackass after an accident.

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Zeroisanumber posted:

One time in NYC a biker slammed into my back while I was walking down the sidewalk and I was so mad that I pushed him down and threw his bike over a fence.

Thank you for reading about that one time I was a total jackass after an accident.

drat that's assault,.you probably shouldn't have done that

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

speng31b posted:

drat that's assault,.you probably shouldn't have done that

Yeah, but I'd been hit in the back, knocked down, and ruined a pair of pants so I wasn't thinking very straight. Still a dick move on my part.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

The hotter, the wetter, the better
self defence. case closed.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

ELTON JOHN posted:

replace "bikes" with "black people"

I"ve been doing this for years!

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paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
:synpa:

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