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https://www.instagram.com/p/CoK9pk5PGzg/?hl=en I am never eating out or leaving my house again lol.
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I always offer just the tip
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Feb 5, 2023 17:06
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Wizard master
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Smugworth posted:Wizard master Who bought your av now lmao
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Smugworth posted:Wizard master
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Feb 5, 2023 17:40
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joke's on them, i only eat food from countries that don't have tipping culture (that means its tip-exempt)
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Feb 5, 2023 17:43
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N. Senada posted:I always offer just the tip You play a dangerous game, friend. I know a guy what used to do that and one day they got a cleaver out of the kitchen and took him up on the offer.
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Feb 5, 2023 17:49
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Ok everyone, let’s have a nice, productive discussion about tipping.
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Feb 5, 2023 17:53
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My local weed shop got the ability to take cards and it takes you to a screen with giant 16% / 18% / 20% tip buttons. I'm going to go back to using the atm lol
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Feb 5, 2023 17:59
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AARD VARKMAN posted:My local weed shop got the ability to take cards and it takes you to a screen with giant 16% / 18% / 20% tip buttons. I'm going to go back to using the atm lol Lol that better be a weed pizza you can sit down and eat and not have to do any dishes or throw any trash away. 
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Feb 5, 2023 18:20
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AARD VARKMAN posted:My local weed shop got the ability to take cards and it takes you to a screen with giant 16% / 18% / 20% tip buttons. I'm going to go back to using the atm lol I went to get a haircut, and the tip options were 20%, 40%, and 80%, lol.
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Feb 5, 2023 18:36
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if i have any spare coins i will give the pizza man one (1) great british pound sterling
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Feb 5, 2023 18:46
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I tip my barber pretty well cause he does a good job.
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I never tip and if anyone calls me out I start ranting about fair pay and a living wage or whatever makes someone look morally righteous these days
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Feb 5, 2023 18:55
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Tipping is stupid. It took me a long time to get over tipping when getting take-out and I still slip up and tip sometimes. gently caress tipping forever. If you like tipping, you are a bootlicker and you probably don't even know it.
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Feb 5, 2023 19:00
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i will tip $18 for a $2 item because i would rather give up that money than have to deal with coins or any bills smaller than a 20
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Feb 5, 2023 19:01
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i exclusively tip with twilight themed million dollar bills. theyre like ten bucks a piece so theyre actually worth a lot. the only restaurants i eat at are wild mushroom patches i find under dead logs so its not like the service is out of this world or anything.
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Sophy Wackles posted:Ok everyone, let’s have a nice, productive discussion about tipping. Capitalists pitting us against each other for scraps
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Feb 5, 2023 19:07
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its me... im the miser that won't tip when i buy a 1 dollar bottle of water at the counter lol
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Feb 5, 2023 19:14
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Wendigee posted:its me... im the miser that won't tip when i buy a 1 dollar bottle of water at the counter lol
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numberoneposter posted:I tip my barber pretty well cause he does a good job. My barber is loving awesome and charges NINE WHOLE DOLLARS. I have never given him less than forty and last time I gave him a $50. Dude is that good. It’s funny because the first time I went there he was clearly interviewing me. I felt like it was some kind of honor to be lined up with all these old guys. “You know I don’t do long hair right?”
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Feb 5, 2023 19:32
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You guys know that there’s another button on the Square screen that says “No Tip” right? You don’t have to tip when you buy a bottle of water.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You guys know that there’s another button on the Square screen that says “No Tip” right? You don’t have to tip when you buy a bottle of water. Oh really? Please tell us more ways how not to tip.
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Feb 5, 2023 23:26
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when a guy holds out his hand for a tip, you give him a low five and point the finger guns at him
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Feb 5, 2023 23:27
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AARD VARKMAN posted:My local weed shop got the ability to take cards and it takes you to a screen with giant 16% / 18% / 20% tip buttons. I'm going to go back to using the atm lol I've accidentally tipped over $20 thanks to that very thing at a local dispensary and not paying enough attention.
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Feb 5, 2023 23:45
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poor and miserly are not synonyms, op
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Private Cumshoe posted:poor and miserly are not synonyms, op Neither are goon and intelligent.
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Feb 5, 2023 23:50
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How much do you guys tip jeffrey when you buy a SA account?
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You should tip your local weed dispensary imo
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Colonel Cancer posted:You should tip your local weed dispensary imo Why?
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Do you tip your pharmacist? What about the guy at the liquor store who sells you a 6-pack?
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Feb 6, 2023 03:31
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Tip your bartender tip ur budtender 
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Tip your massage therapist.
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kntfkr posted:Tip your massage therapist. Whoa who let Deshaun Watson in here lol
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kntfkr posted:Tip your massage therapist. She always gets the tip.
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i tip smugs whenever i have sex with his significant other.
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I tip so goddamn much. I feel like I have to. I overtip everyone all the time like I'm a goddamn tourist sucker rube rear end bitch in my own city. It makes me feel less lovely about my success, relative to the staggering wealth inequality I see everywhere all the fukn time. 99.999% of jobs, I'd rather die running insurance scams than do them. I feel for these folks.
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Nooner posted:Tip your bartender tip ur budtender I don’t even get to smoke there! At least at the bar I have someone else’s toilet I can ruin
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:when a guy holds out his hand for a tip, you give him a low five and point the finger guns at him Living this life
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here's a tip for you: learn to code
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