Macho Man's Brother Is Dead - The Something Awful Forums

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Macho Man's Brother Is Dead

HopOnPopsicle: Jan 27, 2023; by Hand Knit

https://www.si.com/wrestling/2023/02/03/wrestling-star-lanny-poffo-brother-macho-man-randy-savage-dies-68

RIP Lanny Poffo

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

# ? Feb 6, 2023 00:34

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Mar 21, 2023 13:58

Dr. Cool Aids: Jul 6, 2009

you're either rich or insane or both

# ? Feb 6, 2023 00:37

EorayMel: May 29, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 00:38

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003; BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!

Respect the hustle

# ? Feb 6, 2023 00:39

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

This is clearly a fetish for OP at this stage, right?

# ? Feb 6, 2023 00:51

Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

I wonder how they're able to tell it's Driftingmouse

# ? Feb 6, 2023 00:58

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

you're either rich or insane or both

lol

# ? Feb 6, 2023 01:03

meat police: Nov 14, 2015

EorayMel posted:

lol free driftingmouse

# ? Feb 6, 2023 01:05

STABASS: Apr 18, 2009; Fun Shoe

I know it's long been suspected, but was he ever formally diagnosed with Macho Madness?

# ? Feb 6, 2023 01:05

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari

dying isn't very macho

# ? Feb 6, 2023 01:13

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Sucks bro sorry

Bury him with his Slim Jims

# ? Feb 6, 2023 01:15

zenguitarman: Apr 6, 2009; Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather

https://youtu.be/Vvjy20TADNw

# ? Feb 6, 2023 01:16

istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Thread and OP rated

# ? Feb 6, 2023 01:27

Agent Escalus: Oct 5, 2002; "I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

you're either rich or insane or both

No one this fixated with always posting celebrity obituary threads is right in the head.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 04:57

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; PEANUT BUTTER IS NOT MY FATHER

STABASS posted:

I know it's long been suspected, but was he ever formally diagnosed with Macho Madness?

I believe that title goes to Donald Duck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbwLbQcbKF8

# ? Feb 6, 2023 05:02

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

This guy doens't really bother me tbh

# ? Feb 6, 2023 05:08

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

No he's not dead, I just had dinner with him a couple of hours ago.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 05:09

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Ageless, timeless, what you find is beyond belief. Let's try, try, try, look high and low, search the sky and sea below, let's try, try, try and seize the day, and make new friends along the way.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 05:23

sure okay: Apr 7, 2006

EorayMel posted:

lmao

# ? Feb 6, 2023 05:24

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

flubber nuts posted:

No he's not dead, I just had dinner with him a couple of hours ago.

He was dead but animated. You manifested his animation using the power of active thinking. Via this technique you can manifest your truth.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 05:25

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004; hi friends

what in the gently caress is wrong with you lolol

# ? Feb 6, 2023 05:39

New Zealand can eat me: Aug 29, 2008

hey dad Im gay call the cops

# ? Feb 6, 2023 05:47

XeeD: Jul 9, 2001; I see invisible dumptrucks.

Was WCW still paying him to stay home?

# ? Feb 6, 2023 05:51

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

911 hello this is Treecko

Someone keeps trying to revive thier gimmick with parachute accounts

No, I'm not sure who they're even talking about half the time...but they keep piling up!

HELP RANDY SAVAGE IS AT MY DOOR

# ? Feb 6, 2023 05:52

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

OP you have my blessing. I will pray for you by invoking the saint Dymphna may she guide you

# ? Feb 6, 2023 05:56

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; Nap Ghost

The weirdest part about this gimmick is they're routinely scooped on actual celebrity deaths. Whichever obscure RSS feed they follow is slow AF.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 05:58

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

It's a solid a+ gimmick

# ? Feb 6, 2023 06:13

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004; hi friends

Colonel Cancer posted:

It's a solid a+ gimmick

# ? Feb 6, 2023 06:37

RoboChrist 9000: Dec 14, 2006; Mater Dolorosa

Vampire Panties posted:

The weirdest part about this gimmick is they're routinely scooped on actual celebrity deaths. Whichever obscure RSS feed they follow is slow AF.

I think that's part of the charm and brilliance of it, to be quite honest. It adds an extra tough of WTF surrealness to it all. Like if they were constantly breaking the news first, it would just be a dull gimmick.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 07:27

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009; _{Self Defense}
Nil Satanus carborundum

_{Yeshua akbar!}
_{_{(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)}}

# ? Feb 6, 2023 07:42

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Does a famous guy's brother count as a celebrity though

# ? Feb 6, 2023 10:50

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 6, 2010

Mega64 posted:

Does a famous guy's brother count as a celebrity though

He had a legit career of his own you son of a bitch

# ? Feb 6, 2023 11:14

Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

I understand. In death, a member of Something Awful has a name. His name is Lanny Poffo.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 12:17

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

syntaxfunction posted:

This is clearly a fetish for OP at this stage, right?

# ? Feb 6, 2023 12:32

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003; BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!

Got got by the ol dicksniffer
Two lunatics who can't help themselves, a match made in heaven

# ? Feb 6, 2023 12:40

Sentinel Red: Nov 13, 2007; Style > Content.

Reaping Lanny Poffo

# ? Feb 6, 2023 13:00

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

Totally normal OP.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 13:01

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Free driftingmouse

# ? Feb 6, 2023 20:12

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003; BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Free driftingmouse

# ? Feb 6, 2023 20:20

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Mar 21, 2023 13:58

istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Milo and POTUS posted:

Free driftingmouse

Nah, chances are you’re gonna end up paying somebody to take him

# ? Feb 6, 2023 20:59

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Macho Man's Brother Is Dead

«‹›2 »