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Number of horses
Horse power
Donkey power
Max Power (his name sounds good in your ear)
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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
Think about how much poo poo that would be anyways ew. :horsedrugs:

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Yea, you'd be way too much poo poo for the horses to drag away.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

I bet a horse could eat a person if it were rly hungry

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Woah Nelly

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!

Buce posted:

I bet a horse could eat a person if it were rly hungry

A person made of vegetables sure. Like Peter Gabriel.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Sorry ol girl were gonna have to put you down

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
imagine all the extra poop you got to see back in the day

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


20 Blunts posted:

imagine all the extra poop you got to see back in the day

Lol u called the poo poo poop

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
I guess weíll see whatís secod then.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

PEANUT BUTTER IS NOT MY FATHER
Graceless feces
You know who I am
You know I can't let you
Slide through my hands

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Buce posted:

I bet a horse could eat a person if it were rly hungry

Sure but couldnt that be said about most anything

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
Nap Ghost
edit the poll and add an option about GOKU POWER and maybe I'll participate in this thread






maybe

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
1184 farts lol

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
27 mpg @70
30 mpg @90
34 mpg @220
37 mpg @580

:hmmyes:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Crazy... that's how many horses hosed my rear end!!!! I will have my vengeance!!!!!!!!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
It would be funny if Elon musk made a car that had 42069 horse power hahaha how cool would that be he is so dreamy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Nooner posted:

It would be funny if Elon musk made a car that had 42069 horse power hahaha how cool would that be he is so dreamy

Elon Musk ate some of the meat off of my body, it came off and his teeth looked like little baby teeth, it took ages for my meat to come off the bone.

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru
I'm guessing the porn star in the poll is out of prison now?
tbh, I'm not wanting to look him up in case he somehow gets money from clicks or some poo poo.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.


Where my Goku, DICK?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Das Boo posted:

Where my Goku, DICK?

Goku ripped off my dick, he thought it was a stick and began using it as a dowsing rod

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im pretty syre 1185 horsepowers could drag you away thats like a buggati veyron worth of horses

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!

numberoneposter posted:

im pretty syre 1185 horsepowers could drag you away thats like a buggati veyron worth of horses

Yeah well so could a DELORIAN, rear end in a top hat! :catbert:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
A single horse could easily drag you or anyone else away. They're much bigger and stronger than us.

But consider the paradox of the miniature horse.

https://i.imgur.com/0RwI8AD.mp4

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

ENERGY FUCKING PILLS
Imagine that but pigs with giant balls

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race
So ket?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011



Still canít see polls on mobile op, voted 1

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Still can’t see polls on mobile op, voted 1

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Goodbye horses

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Elon Musk ate some of the meat off of my body, it came off and his teeth looked like little baby teeth, it took ages for my meat to come off the bone.

Hehe meat off the bone

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad


there probably wouldn't be a lot of poop if we just all put a little in our pockets and took it home to throw away. ever think about that bucko?

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfCJljLHkmw

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
I guess I didnít know what I was doing like some dullard wildman mad scientist stroke victim and I needed 10000 lifted forge part variants that I was going to assemble like megatron inside of a satanic homunculus or something, but then you can just go to the library and look up my patents that donít have anything to do with hot forge parts or hot tags. Iím just a random dumbass who falls into fortune when the mystical forces of the universe align and didnt do 5 years of prototyping under working conditions worse than gtmo. :shrug:

Wasnít actually 5 years of hard work, it was actually a total grift, obviously, because Iím a polish gy- generous guy. And these guys that yakked some speed and downloaded some hot warez one day towards the conclusion of my work are obviously part of the take and this is their meal ticket. I mean hey I BROKE THE FORGE TIP MYSELF so why not part out out some useless pieces of trash of something I was actively trying to destroy and act like my poo poo depends on it huh?

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Feb 6, 2023

Mr.Acula
May 9, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

You couldnt drag me away from sucking off 1184 horses

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!

Mr.Acula posted:

You couldnt drag me away from sucking off 1184 horses

Gonna hold ya to that, reckon. :clint:

Mr.Acula
May 9, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Do you have any idea how much all this horse semen is going to be worth once I coax it out?

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

PEANUT BUTTER IS NOT MY FATHER

Mr.Acula posted:

Do you have any idea how much all this horse semen is going to be worth once I coax it out?

Is this a Charlie Kelly quote?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
No time for Romance pal. :nono:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011



Jelly posted:

Is this a Charlie Kelly quote?

William Shatner

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Mr.Acula posted:

Do you have any idea how much all this horse semen is going to be worth once I coax it out?

I don't want to stop you from achieving your dreams or anything but you do know that not all horse cum is valuable, right?

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Mr.Acula
May 9, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

i mean, its gotta be

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