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I am against Mario because of his unyielding support of monarchy 
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Who actually likes fat people? Fat people don't even like fat people. They're the natural ally to people with glasses
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Feb 6, 2023 14:53
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ManBoyChef posted:im 5'4" and 275 
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Feb 6, 2023 14:55
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What are you, about a size 14? Oh good. Oh gooooood.
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Feb 6, 2023 15:16
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Colonel Cancer posted:I am against Mario because of his unyielding support of monarchy He’s just trying to get himself some, can’t blame him that he can’t have sex with anything else in the mushroom kingdom
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Feb 6, 2023 15:20
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Mushroom kingdom, more like sausage kingdom amirite?
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Feb 6, 2023 15:43
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Colonel Cancer posted:Huh Americans have a 40 inch waist on average, that's crazy love being sub average I have 32x34s from the late 90s that still fit. They may have stretched into 33x34s now, since that's what I buy new. the one place my genetic profile isn't actively trying to kill or maim me!! e: still wouldn't ride on this, you can't pay me enough to go to an American theme park
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Feb 6, 2023 15:47
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I have a 34 inch waist but 20 inch legs
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Feb 6, 2023 15:55
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I have a 34 inch waist but 20 inch legs is it hard to find pants or do you just hem them yourself e: sounds like you need a 28" torso to qualify for this ride, too. Lengthwise. Got that, or do you have to do "bags fly at noon on someone's shoulders in a trenchcoat"?
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Feb 6, 2023 15:55
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I have a 34 inch waist but 20 inch legs Did you kill fiddy men?
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Feb 6, 2023 16:07
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Cabbages and Kings posted:is it hard to find pants or do you just hem them yourself 48” torso here
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Feb 6, 2023 16:11
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gently caress you mario
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Feb 6, 2023 16:13
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:48” torso here 
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Feb 6, 2023 16:14
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Somebody skipped leg day 🤣🤣🤣 Hehehehehe
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Feb 6, 2023 16:35
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I’m with Mario
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Feb 6, 2023 16:36
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I've just booted Mario Kart 8 to verify, but: The cart actually grows and shrinks to suit the driver.
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Feb 6, 2023 16:37
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They'd have to add too much explosives to blue shells, it'd make it dangerous for the kids
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Feb 6, 2023 17:33
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Dick Fontaine posted:Ok, I’m looking at these numbers from the CDC and something isn’t adding up Bad at math, bad at science, bad at humanity somehow
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Feb 6, 2023 17:42
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Konar posted:Bad at math, bad at science, bad at humanity somehow It’s true
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Feb 6, 2023 17:51
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Millenials upset they cant use a thing for children? hosed up if true
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Feb 6, 2023 18:01
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ground floor of an exciting new fat is beautiful thread
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Feb 6, 2023 18:02
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Well, goons are largely large and hate themselves so... A little positivity couldn't hurt!
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Feb 6, 2023 18:09
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Bout to boot up Mario Kart and force my kids to play, that will show them how rules work
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Feb 6, 2023 18:11
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im fat but i could kick the poo poo out of mario irl
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Feb 6, 2023 18:42
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Doin the Mario right now
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Feb 6, 2023 18:45
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i also hate fat people
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Feb 6, 2023 18:45
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STABASS posted:ground floor of an exciting new fat is beautiful thread
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Feb 6, 2023 18:45
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STABASS posted:ground floor of an exciting new fat is beautiful thread Kart is hit by blue shell. “MAH LEGZ!”
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Feb 6, 2023 18:51
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Haha imagine spending your years savings on a disney trip where you can't ride the rides cuz ur a fatty fat
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Feb 6, 2023 18:58
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Imagine calling things fatphobic because you don't understand that physics and physical limitations are a thing.
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Feb 6, 2023 19:00
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Imagine Dragons
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Feb 6, 2023 19:02
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Jelly posted:Imagine calling things fatphobic because you don't understand that physics and physical limitations are a thing. there is something to the idea of building for your target demo  a 40" cutoff is barely over the American average. Say whatever you want about that, if they had left me in charge of writing specs for this thing I would say "uh, probably the cutoff should be like, at least the 75th percentile if possible?"
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Feb 6, 2023 19:02
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They aren't building rocketships at that there Disney
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Feb 6, 2023 19:03
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America is fat because of fat enablism from our corporate overlords. Australia knows what I'm talking about.
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Feb 6, 2023 19:03
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e: double post
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Feb 6, 2023 19:04
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Dandywalken posted:Imagine Dragons Im doing it, I'm picturing Yoshi in my head right now. Thanks op
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Feb 6, 2023 19:04
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Cabbages and Kings posted:there is something to the idea of building for your target demo Get this logic outta here can't you see I'm on a fat-hatin terror
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Feb 6, 2023 19:06
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Jelly posted:America is fat because of fat enablism from our corporate overlords. Australia knows what I'm talking about. lovely farming process destroying nutrients (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7649274/, etc), "weird" (from an evolutionary stance) antibiotic use and diets that may do hosed up things to our weight via gut biome changes (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7333005/), microplastic exposure (https://www.niehs.nih.gov/research/programs/geh/geh_newsletter/2022/6/spotlight/microplastics_may_increase_risk_for_obesity.cfm)) so you're not wrong but it's not our overlords making cheeseburgers cheaply as much as poisoning the environment to a degree that our bodies don't work normally anymore coupled with newfangled sedentary lifestyles and constant insane stress levels I say this as a skinnyfuck who takes zero credit for my own physique, my entire family has the same body type despite different diets, exercise patterns and being geographically dispersed. I eat a quart of maple syrup a month ffs
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Feb 6, 2023 19:08
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We're propagandized from birth to desire fast food, corn products and sugar by said overlords, so it's all of these things. Not that 5'9" and 200 pounds is healthy or anything but even that seems difficult to believe for a national average. Like all our starving homeless are throwing the stats. I'd really like to see a study showing the weight demographics specifically at an amusement park. It would, of course, make this decision even worse.
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Didn't coca-cola pay fat people to say that soda taxes were a hate crime? Maybe Mario should just do that
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