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Private Cumshoe posted:Pounded in the butt by a billionaire dinosaur? Sign me up! I want to know more about this.. but at the same time I dont want this clarified.
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Extra row of tits posted:I want to know more about this.. but at the same time I dont want this clarified. you know what? Have an image of what google comes up with if you look for the author, and decided how deep you want to go pound that particular rabbit butt: 
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I do not think Chuck tingle is humanities greatest poet.
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I love animals! I'm going to breed a dog that finds breathing painful and can't walk without risking its eyes falling out.
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Dogs sure love running! I'm gonna breed a dog that can't run. Don’t worry, I’ll make up for it by giving it a permanently painful smooshed-in face. The wheezing means its happy.
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Mar 7, 2023 11:25
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Santa is real, he told me so.
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Honey look! I was reading a web page about 9/11 and noticed something every expert in the world missed!
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We've been blessed with a huge windfall of money thanks to the tragic passing of Uncle Jerry. He specifically told us to use this money wisely, so that we wouldn't need to worry about bills ever again. That's why I just put a down payment on a tow truck. This thing will pay for itself after we tow 200 cars. Realistically I see us achieving that goal in 6 months. After that it's pure profit.
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Tree Bucket posted:I love animals! I'm going to breed a dog that finds breathing painful and can't walk without risking its eyes falling out. Tree Bucket posted:Dogs sure love running! I'm gonna breed a dog that can't run. Don’t worry, I’ll make up for it by giving it a permanently painful smooshed-in face. I've met this person. It's actually disgusting
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Companies would pay higher wages if they weren't forced to pay minimum wage all the time
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Mar 22, 2023 06:41
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Private Cumshoe posted:Companies would pay higher wages if they weren't forced to pay minimum wage all the time but they would also pay less wages, if they didn't have to, a conundrum.
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I'm going to write an imdb review for Avengers: Endgame
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:I'm going to write an imdb review for Avengers: Endgame you better not bad mouth Spider-man, you motherfucker!
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Mar 22, 2023 06:47
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I feel like it is unfair to companies that they should have to pay wages at all. Employees should be paying the company for it giving them the generous opportunity to allow them to work for it. The companies does something nice for the employee and the employee's spit it back in their face and ask for wages. Does no one else see how stupid that is???
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You know what? I feel fantastic, poo poo is finally working out for me. I got my friends back, I'm exercising more, my family is talking to me again, I just got a promotion. I'll be managing my own team! I just feel better, and don't even need them anymore. I think I'll stop taking my meds. I'm fine now.
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dr_rat posted:I feel like it is unfair to companies that they should have to pay wages at all. Employees should be paying the company for it giving them the generous opportunity to allow them to work for it. The companies does something nice for the employee and the employee's spit it back in their face and ask for wages. Does no one else see how stupid that is??? there are hundreds of different companies. you should be happy one decided to hire you.
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dr_rat posted:I feel like it is unfair to companies that they should have to pay wages at all. Employees should be paying the company for it giving them the generous opportunity to allow them to work for it. The companies does something nice for the employee and the employee's spit it back in their face and ask for wages. Does no one else see how stupid that is??? This is a real thing in India btw. 8 years ago I had an Indian boss who described to me how in the early 2000s he paid for the privilege to have an internship in an upper class job (call center) https://www.reddit.com/r/psychologystudents/comments/vbwkkm/comment/icd29yh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 https://www.quora.com/Should-I-pay-money-to-join-any-internship-in-Bangalore Methanar fucked around with this message at 07:37 on Mar 22, 2023 |
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Hirez posted:gum and nuts, together at last It’s about drat time.
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Bread and butter pickles are so much better than dill.
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Mar 22, 2023 07:43
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Treecko posted:Gonna get plastic surgery That’s a great idea! I heard it’s kinda expensive though. Maybe you should find someone who’s a little, you know, under the table? If they don’t pay their taxes they pass the savings on to you!
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Tarkus posted:I don't get my prostate checked at the doctor because it's one step away from getting a bus to HomoTown. I get a bus to HomoTown to get mine checked. I don't go there for the homo stuff, just so that's clear. Every guy i've met there and asked about a prostate check told me he's a doctor! How's that for coincidence? Their rates are pretty low, too.
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I'm gonna buy myself a nasty custom title and blame it on someone else. Nobody will find out it's a good idea.
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I'm not voting for Smugworth for moderator
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neato burrito posted:I'm gonna buy myself a nasty custom title and blame it on someone else. FTFY op
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BigBadSteve posted:I get a bus to HomoTown to get mine checked. I don't go there for the homo stuff, just so that's clear. Every guy i've met there and asked about a prostate check told me he's a doctor! How's that for coincidence? Their rates are pretty low, too. My doctor's technique is very thorough. He takes his time but I don't understand how he manages to check when both his hands are on my shoulders.
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i love max verstappen
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I’m running for mod
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dr_rat posted:I feel like it is unfair to companies that they should have to pay wages at all. Employees should be paying the company for it giving them the generous opportunity to allow them to work for it. The companies does something nice for the employee and the employee's spit it back in their face and ask for wages. Does no one else see how stupid that is??? My tenants should be grateful that I’m providing them housing. If I hadn’t bought it someone less generous would have. It’s fine to treat them like employees even though they’re paying me most of their income
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I think I'll ask this predictive A.I tool online to write code for me. I'm sure whatever it comes up with will be great! (A few moments later) Wait a minute....this code isn't working! drat Java!
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I think I'll participate in society
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Boy, feeling manic isn't all that bad! Feeling good, getting poo poo done, life of the party! I'm so excited, I bet my mood will just keep goin' up and up!!!
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Songbearer posted:Boy, feeling manic isn't all that bad! Feeling good, getting poo poo done, life of the party! I'm so excited, I bet my mood will just keep goin' up and up!!! Let's drink a bunch at the same time since I'm loving rocking it right now, motivated and smart as hell. Oh cool, now I disabled my inhibition filter and can literally do anything without even thinking about consequences! (Consequences may result in injury or police encounters. Maybe STDs or accidental pregnancies, though I've dodged those somehow. Thanks, God!)
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everything about birthing culture is wrong. babies should be had at home in beds and baths, not fluorescent hospital rooms. the process should be organic, unmediated by chemical or surgical help and unassociated with the dread and pain it often is today.
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