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Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.

I hate romantic comedies except for Some Like It Hot.
I like all flavors of nuts except pecans. And yours.

Tell me your goddamn exceptions.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 08:30

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# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:13

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.

I think everyone on Seinfeld is pretty funny and talented except that Jerry guy.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 08:33

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

I like a good unaligned data abort

# ? Feb 6, 2023 08:41

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.

Beards are gross except when they're on Jeff Goldblum.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 08:42

down1nit: Jan 9, 2004; outlive your enemies

I enjoy not having hardline opinions on things, especially media that may have no contextual/chronological/cultural relevance to me. If it's considered "good" in a way I'm unfamiliar with, I'll give it it's fair shot without exception. Food, movies, music, musicals etc.... I listened to all the Eurovision garbage for example, just to be fair. There's some really cool ideas all over the place, and great songs here and there, but usually it's garbage upcycled as overproduced garbage and branded by a country for some reason.

However, after hearing about 30 seconds of a single Drake song about 2 decades ago I formed my opinion and stuck to it, and it's really paid off I think.

Edit: also Timothy Olyphant can get it

# ? Feb 6, 2023 08:44

EoinCannon: Aug 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

I don't really like country music but I like Sturgill Simpson

# ? Feb 6, 2023 08:49

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006; On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.

Nothing is good except for the things that I like.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 08:52

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.

The only time a monkey is funny on TV is when it's trying to kill someone.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 08:54

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I thought op was cool until I discovered they hate pecans

# ? Feb 6, 2023 09:03

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.

Milo and POTUS posted:

I thought op was cool until I discovered they hate pecans

I'll give you mine if it helps.
Only way I like beets is in coleslaw. They taste like dirt.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 09:17

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

That does help. I will make an exception

# ? Feb 6, 2023 09:17

Nuts and Gum: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

deep dish peat moss posted:

Nothing is good except for the things that I like.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 09:19

down1nit: Jan 9, 2004; outlive your enemies

Pecans own and should be preferred when the choices include it's cousin, the walnut.

Walnuts own as well, but less so than the refined taste of the pecan. There are a great many excellent varieties of this hardy tree nut.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 09:23

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.

I will down the poo poo outta a bag of almonds. Good god, those fuckers are dangerous.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 09:25

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Ska can gently caress off but anything pre-90s is fine. If punk is anywhere near it just put it into the toilet.

Reel Big Fish and Streetlight and whatever suck and yeah it sounds like a ten year old getting a plate full of mozzarella sticks however dairy gives me violent shits, ska punk included.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 09:31

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; I don't get no respect!

You�re lovely posting op. :colbert:

# ? Feb 6, 2023 09:32

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

I will fist fight any annoying rear end racist heathen metalhead but my exception is Varg, because I will die immediately laughing.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 09:33

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You�re lovely posting op.

The only reason I post is to upset you, personally and deeply.

Parrots are the only birds I hate. I don't wanna kill them, but I cannot fathom why anyone would put that evil on themselves.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 09:44

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

I always like OPs except this OP.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 09:47

kazr: Jan 28, 2005

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You’re lovely posting op.

Only one poster can rock the Dangerfield avatar, and I'll make exception: it ain't me

# ? Feb 6, 2023 10:03

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019; ENERGY FUCKING PILLS

All counties are poo poo except America!!

# ? Feb 6, 2023 10:20

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006; On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.

Toxic Mental posted:

All counties are poo poo except America!!

All countries are poo poo, except for America which is shot.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 10:23

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; I don't get no respect!

Das Boo posted:

The only reason I post is to upset you, personally and deeply.

Parrots are the only birds I hate. I don't wanna kill them, but I cannot fathom why anyone would put that evil on themselves.

EXCEPTIONS? NONE! :smugbert:

# ? Feb 6, 2023 10:24

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Only rockstars and dicks wear sunglasses. And most of the rockstars are dicks too

# ? Feb 6, 2023 10:37

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

Icochet posted:

Only rockstars and dicks wear sunglasses. And most of the rockstars are dicks too

i don't like cats except when i like cats

# ? Feb 6, 2023 10:53

Solar Tornado: Aug 9, 2016; A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

You are

# ? Feb 6, 2023 11:45

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Everything about me is exceptional, OP. I'm smart, fast, strong, focused, driven, ready to take on the world. Don't get me wrong, I also have exceptional humility, so I don't think I'm the BEST at everything. But I absolutely place near the top in anything and everything. I was the guy who jumped out of the helicopter in Terminator 2 when the T-1000 told him to get out, I was the one who started that trend 5 or 6 years back of dressing up like a clown and staring at people on street corners, and I once had a unicorn walk right up to me.

Just top notch, all around.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 11:57

Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

I like all exceptions except for this one:

Python code:


try:
    ...
except Exception:
    ...

# ? Feb 6, 2023 13:48

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; "Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

I love all kinds of seafood, and have tried a ton of it and will go back for more

Except octopus, which I have tried once and cannot go back for seconds

And it�s not because they�re intelligent, it�s because it tasted and felt terrible

# ? Feb 6, 2023 14:29

elmer chud: May 18, 2018; (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Das Boo posted:

Beards are gross except when they're on Jeff Goldblum.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 15:05

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011

I hate bleu cheese in all circumstances except as chunky style salad dressing used only for dipping vegetables (especially button mushrooms).

# ? Feb 6, 2023 15:21

PureEvil6_13: Jun 1, 2004; I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

I hate country music except for Allan Jackson

# ? Feb 6, 2023 15:52

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I hate bleu cheese in all circumstances except as chunky style salad dressing used only for dipping vegetables (especially button mushrooms).

Wtf you made a posting enemy for life

# ? Feb 6, 2023 17:12

ManBoyChef: Aug 1, 2019; Deadbeat Dad

down1nit posted:

Pecans own and should be preferred when the choices include it's cousin, the walnut.

Walnuts own as well, but less so than the refined taste of the pecan. There are a great many excellent varieties of this hardy tree nut.

yeah walnuts are definitely the cousin that shows up with a sixpack of milwaukee's best ice but has already drank four of them and they are dangling the last two off their pinkie. They are looking for a fight cos they don't really get along with the other nuts in the mixed nuts bowl.

Bleu cheese is probably the unmarried weird aunt that doesn't bathe enough and wants to always sit close to you and talk about things that happened between you two that are both boring and before you could remember. Also she tastes like bleu cheese so kinda sucks.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 17:26