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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > The Lord of the Rings Extended Edition: Now with More Guns!!
 
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istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

 (On the bridge in Moria, Gandalf is somehow wielding a pair of belt-fed .50 caliber automatic revolvers with a backpack full of ammunition)

Gandalf: FLY, YOU FOOLS!!!

Balrog: *Balrog noises*

(The Balrog cuts loose with a Phalanx machine gun lifted from a battleship. Sam, Merry, and Pippin vaporize into a fine red mist, but will somehow be alive again in the next scene)

Alec Baldwin: *sweatdrop, heavy breathing*

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > The Lord of the Rings Extended Edition: Now with More Guns!!