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N. Senada: May 17, 2011; "Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

*whines to mods*

# ? Feb 6, 2023 14:12

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# ? Mar 21, 2023 13:59

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; "Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

The bad post store called and they’re all outta you!

# ? Feb 6, 2023 14:13

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

# ? Feb 6, 2023 14:13

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

I got a bucket of poo poo with your name on! And you can have any! *chugs bucket*

# ? Feb 6, 2023 14:40

Arrrthritis: May 31, 2007; I don't care if you're a star, the moon, or the whole damn sky, you need to come back down to earth and remember where you came from

N. Senada posted:

The bad post store called and they’re all outta you!

What does it matter? You're their best all-time best seller!

# ? Feb 6, 2023 14:43

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011

Turn on you’re monitor :xd:

# ? Feb 6, 2023 14:48

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

You post like Smugworth

# ? Feb 6, 2023 14:48

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

I enjoy your posting. We really think alike :kiss:

# ? Feb 6, 2023 14:54

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

You look like the kind of person who jerks off to pictures of people you know

# ? Feb 6, 2023 15:00

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

nah. this ain't it, chief.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 15:07

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

N. Senada posted:

The bad post store called and they’re all outta you!

I'm gonna start using this one

# ? Feb 6, 2023 15:08

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011

Nice post.

For a clown to post.

At the circus.

Idiot.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 15:09

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari

ma waiife

# ? Feb 6, 2023 15:10

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Nooner posted:

I'm gonna start using this one

this is gross and cringe

# ? Feb 6, 2023 15:16

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003; BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!

You post like William Henry Hairytaint (very bad)

# ? Feb 6, 2023 15:35

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011

Suck my chumhole you rancid fartsucker

# ? Feb 6, 2023 16:04

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

Mod.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 16:17

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

i would never insult a poster, decorum must be maintained

# ? Feb 6, 2023 16:25

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011

If you ever see that Saalkin fella during your posting travels, watch out he’s what you might call a “bad hombre”.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 16:45

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003; One does not simply "move on" from the Holodomor

NoiseAnnoys posted:

Mod.

i think this is against the forum rules

# ? Feb 6, 2023 16:49

Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

_{silly sevens}

How appropriate, you post like a cow

# ? Feb 6, 2023 16:55

Torquemada: Oct 21, 2010; Drei GlÃƒÂ¤ser

Wizard Master

# ? Feb 6, 2023 16:59

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

something something failconsin

# ? Feb 6, 2023 17:01

ManBoyChef: Aug 1, 2019; Deadbeat Dad

working hard, (thank you!)

# ? Feb 6, 2023 17:22

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

i will never vote for 'goku' in your poll

# ? Feb 6, 2023 17:39

Cabbages and Kings: Aug 25, 2004; Shall we be trotting home again?

"you sound lonely" was recently enough to make me realize I'd make a completely insane, unfunny cringe post and just eat poo poo on it, so maybe try that one

# ? Feb 6, 2023 17:41

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

oh god why did i enable smellovision before reading your posts!!!

# ? Feb 6, 2023 17:43

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

Yikes!

# ? Feb 6, 2023 17:45

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

# ? Feb 6, 2023 20:09

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

insults are childish. I'd just gently caress their moms. like I hosed yours op. and in her moment of climax she shouted "my child is an idiot and a bad poster and I am ashamed"

# ? Feb 7, 2023 05:06

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

rear end Clown FTW

# ? Feb 7, 2023 05:08

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; "Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

The Voice of Labor posted:

insults are childish. I'd just gently caress their moms. like I hosed yours op. and in her moment of climax she shouted "my child is an idiot and a bad poster and I am ashamed"

Thanks for keeping my mom happy posting pal

# ? Feb 7, 2023 05:17

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; I don't get no respect!

My rear end looks better than your face haha. :sexarse:

# ? Feb 7, 2023 05:33

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

You post as well as I do

# ? Feb 7, 2023 05:35

.random: May 7, 2007

Cabbages and Kings posted:

"you sound lonely" was recently enough to make me realize I'd make a completely insane, unfunny cringe post and just eat poo poo on it, so maybe try that one

you smell lonely

e: not you

you smell great

# ? Feb 7, 2023 05:41

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006

Cabbages and Kings posted:

"you sound lonely" was recently enough to make me realize I'd make a completely insane, unfunny cringe post and just eat poo poo on it, so maybe try that one

That wasn’t an insult it was an intervention.

# ? Feb 7, 2023 05:41