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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Half-hearted ideas
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

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naem
May 29, 2011

flavor.flv posted:

A hotdog bun, buttered and eaten cold with no sides

OPPOSITE

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lost old man
Nov 4, 2009

I AM HUNGER.
I FEED.
How about a kangaroo notebook?

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a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


 Buying a boat for a lake house that's 4 states away

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covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

 It would be so easy to

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
80's movie bully walking around at a Halloween costume contest: "What is this? Halloween?" :smuggo:

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 the song "hurt" but it's called "squart" and all the lyrics are the same except that word swap

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

 an electric car but its built like poo poo in an american sweatshop

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naem
May 29, 2011

Bad Purchase posted:

the song "hurt" but it's called "squart" and all the lyrics are the same except that word swap

this is not the excellent idea thread

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

 An app that lets you chat with strangers

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

 a thread about... i dunno... ideas, i guess. :shrug:

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




 Roguelike elements

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 coke magnum

a 20 oz coke bottle but with a much wider opening at the top

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Twilight Zone episode where a man invests everything into NFT's and then a ghost played by Burgess Meredith comes along and shows him you can just right-click, save

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Something that actually gets wax out of your ears easily.

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
A reverse Oreo with the cream on the outside and the cookie in the middle. I mean, I can get that accidentally by buying the generic brands, but having an official Oreo version doing that would rock.

I even have an ad campaign for it:

A hand with fingertips coated with frosting, with the caption, "Cheese curls have met their match."

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

 Lets make a website

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Rides Naked
Jun 4, 2006

Program, Whale, Program
Yoni eggs sold by the dozen in a styrofoam or cardboard tray

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