Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right


https://www.stack3d.com/2023/01/dead-space-x-g-fuel-plasma-energy.html

I just took a fat two scooper of the new Dead space pre-workout and I'm ready to gently caress aliens and kill zombo s. I just took that poo poo and RIPPED THEIUGH THE OPENING CUTSCENE of the newest Dead space sequel. I took that poo poo and read the chapter names in order to PUMP MYSELF UP

just Amazing gaming supplements and without them I'd never be able to GAME as HARD AS ISAAC nothing stops me when I'm on GAMER PRE GAME WORKOUT AS HARD AS DEAD SPACE FUVKING WORKOUT!!! WOOOOO

THIS poo poo IS HARD AS gently caress AND DOESNT STOP MY BUTTON MASHING WITB THE SHAKES OF ANNORMAL PRE WORKOUT.

JUST TWO SCOOPS OF ISAACS FAVORITE WORKOUT SUPPLEMENT AND IM RAGING HARDER THAN AN 8 YEAR OLD ON MW2 DEALING WITH NOOB TUBERS

gently caress. YEAH.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Two scoops preworkout, two 20 mg addies crushed and snorted, two rips off your sister's rescue inhaler then working out on the boflex analogue they got in costco is like a perfect tuesday.

Hit up sample tables afterwards until you're at 20g protein.

Dead space has nothing to do with it!!!

lucking foser
Jan 10, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
does g fuel help you poo poo

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right
Just slaughtering demons and witches alike through Isaacs journey to bang a chick. Tipping the yeti full of PLASMA ENERGY while I wait to play this new sequel with just amazing FEATURES like a pause button so you can tip more plasma energy

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
Yeah but have you tried.. welding? :thunk:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Yeah but have you tried.. welding? :thunk:

One handed welding bro gotta keep the other one tipoing the pre game out

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
the guy who made dead space, anthony deadspace, made a new dead space game called the calisto flockheart but its only on xbox series s and u need the kinect to play it

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right

kntfkr posted:

the guy who made dead space, anthony deadspace, made a new dead space game called the calisto flockheart but its only on xbox series s and u need the kinect to play it

You need a Project Natal to play it correctly

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
the first intra-uterine gaming experience PROJECT NATAL

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
Just guzzle the plentiful creatine that can be found in the human brain. Wanna beat the monsters? Become the monster.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Strawberry candy, the manliest of flavors

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right

kntfkr posted:

the first intra-uterine gaming experience PROJECT NATAL

((((((MAXIUMUM LEADERBOARD GAINS))))))

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
'Strawberry candy' is very funny because if it just said 'strawberry' no one would expect it to taste like actual strawberries

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
my grandparents owned an xtreme blue raspberry farm

naem
May 29, 2011

the middle of every room in Dead Spiceô️©️ has a trigger point where the monsters jump out

just walk into each room and when the ministers jump out, restart that area and next time you know what will happen and how many monsters there are

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
E.A. JORTS

IT'S IN THE LEGS

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

JRPG Villain
GAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNZZZZZZZ

*is mutilated to death by a monster*

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Fun Shoe

lucking foser posted:

does g fuel help you poo poo

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right
My gains are tack welded. Bead welds are for panzies

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

My gains are tack welded. Bead welds are for panzies

I like doing inlaid bevels. Itís a weld and a cut at the same time! :v:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

JRPG Villain

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I like doing inlaid bevels. Itís a weld and a cut at the same time! :v:

we got ourselves an operator

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

JRPG Villain
people who can weld real good are super cool.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

people who can weld real good are super cool.

I'm welding gains on my arms at a speed that surpasses the need for a real job

ISAAC GAINS


If you take the 13 chapters of dead space and put them together it spells


M
A
X
I
M
U
M
G
A
I
N
S

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

JRPG Villain

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I'm welding gains on my arms at a speed that surpasses the need for a real job

ISAAC GAINS


If you take the 13 chapters of dead space and put them together it spells


M
A
X
I
M
U
M
G
A
I
N
S

im in ketosis now iykwim:dong:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011



CUT OFF THEIR GAINS

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Wtf is this, protein powder for a clown???

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
it's preworkout for a clown

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Wtf is a preworkout?!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
it's 300 mg caffeine and b vitamins and sometimes branch chain amino assholes and you take it before you go to planet fitness and it makes your poo poo tingle while you put up huge weight in front of horny milfs

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Just have a large coffee.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
*bunch of scary violins and poo poo start playing while walking down a dark corridor* GEE i sure hope no ZOMBIES jump out of the vents ahead and START EATING MY ENTIRE rear end

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
3 scoops of Gamer Certified preworkout? check. fatal dose of adderall I bought off my nephew? check. time to DOMINATE tf2 training mode

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right

kntfkr posted:

it's 300 mg caffeine and b vitamins and sometimes branch chain amino assholes and you take it before you go to planet fitness and it makes your poo poo tingle while you put up huge weight in front of horny milfs

My welder shakes

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right
PLASMA ENERGY MAXIMIZING GAINS WELFER SHOT WELDER poo poo ERO GO NO OROBLEM FOR ME WELDER poo poo GET A NEW HUN ISAAC

FIRE FIRE FIRE SPOOKED HEART STOPPED FIRE FIRE FIRE WELD WELD WELD

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Colonel Cancer posted:

Wtf is this, protein powder for a clown???

Itís for real hardcore training athletes only, op, it says so right on the bottle

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right
Reaction.

Endurance.

Focus.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right

Chief McHeath posted:

Itís for real hardcore training athletes only, op, it says so right on the bottle

It's for hardcore dead space gamers who need to quickly react to the NPCs and win big prizes when their friends come over to play dead space 4

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I like the anal suppository protein powder.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I like the anal suppository protein powder.

u mean cum?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply