Dead space ((((PRE WORKOUT)))) REVIEW

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https://www.stack3d.com/2023/01/dead-space-x-g-fuel-plasma-energy.html

I just took a fat two scooper of the new Dead space pre-workout and I'm ready to gently caress aliens and kill zombo s. I just took that poo poo and RIPPED THEIUGH THE OPENING CUTSCENE of the newest Dead space sequel. I took that poo poo and read the chapter names in order to PUMP MYSELF UP

just Amazing gaming supplements and without them I'd never be able to GAME as HARD AS ISAAC nothing stops me when I'm on GAMER PRE GAME WORKOUT AS HARD AS DEAD SPACE FUVKING WORKOUT!!! WOOOOO

THIS poo poo IS HARD AS gently caress AND DOESNT STOP MY BUTTON MASHING WITB THE SHAKES OF ANNORMAL PRE WORKOUT.

JUST TWO SCOOPS OF ISAACS FAVORITE WORKOUT SUPPLEMENT AND IM RAGING HARDER THAN AN 8 YEAR OLD ON MW2 DEALING WITH NOOB TUBERS

gently caress. YEAH.

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 19:56

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Just slaughtering demons and witches alike through Isaacs journey to bang a chick. Tipping the yeti full of PLASMA ENERGY while I wait to play this new sequel with just amazing FEATURES like a pause button so you can tip more plasma energy

# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 02:30

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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Yeah but have you tried.. welding?

One handed welding bro gotta keep the other one tipoing the pre game out

# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 02:38

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kntfkr posted:

the guy who made dead space, anthony deadspace, made a new dead space game called the calisto flockheart but its only on xbox series s and u need the kinect to play it

You need a Project Natal to play it correctly

# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 02:58

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kntfkr posted:

the first intra-uterine gaming experience PROJECT NATAL

((((((MAXIUMUM LEADERBOARD GAINS))))))

# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 03:15

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My gains are tack welded. Bead welds are for panzies

# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 05:40

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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

people who can weld real good are super cool.

I'm welding gains on my arms at a speed that surpasses the need for a real job

ISAAC GAINS

If you take the 13 chapters of dead space and put them together it spells

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# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 05:45

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kntfkr posted:

it's 300 mg caffeine and b vitamins and sometimes branch chain amino assholes and you take it before you go to planet fitness and it makes your poo poo tingle while you put up huge weight in front of horny milfs

My welder shakes

# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 16:41

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PLASMA ENERGY MAXIMIZING GAINS WELFER SHOT WELDER poo poo ERO GO NO OROBLEM FOR ME WELDER poo poo GET A NEW HUN ISAAC

FIRE FIRE FIRE SPOOKED HEART STOPPED FIRE FIRE FIRE WELD WELD WELD

# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 16:44

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Reaction.

Endurance.

Focus.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 16:47

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Chief McHeath posted:

It�s for real hardcore training athletes only, op, it says so right on the bottle

It's for hardcore dead space gamers who need to quickly react to the NPCs and win big prizes when their friends come over to play dead space 4

# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 16:47

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Big cocks for maximum diameter gains

Isaac doesn't take big cocks. He just sips his strawberry candy and does manly things like try to cop a dead chicks FEELINGS

Isaac would have voted for desantis to save Florida's gas stoves.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 17:45

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Sipping WELDER FUEL XXL and GAMING

# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 21:28

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Maybe if the deadspace crew took gamer supplements theyd make better sequels

# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 22:23

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naem posted:

in the original game there was an area with a room, then a long connecting hallway, then another room

looked like an airport

I found the triggers for the monsters in all three, avoided everything, found a spot in the hallway where the monsters couldn�t or wouldn�t go, or they could see me if I squared or something

so I triggered all three and ran to the hidey spot and watched a giant pile of muppets rush out from either end and bump into each other, waddling around, making all three noises each of them were capable

I think there was music? that like stopped after awhile

just a hallway of confused muppets making faces at each other

That's all cool but what were you tipping while doing this?

# ¿ Feb 8, 2023 00:54

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William Bear posted:

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Hahaha

# ¿ Feb 8, 2023 01:27

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Installer power welding

# ¿ Feb 8, 2023 15:53

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ISAAC IS PUMPING

# ¿ Feb 9, 2023 04:36

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