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Buce posted:that's a weird way to b ang So sorry you had to find out this way but I had to go in backwards because your mom is so ugly.
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Feb 9, 2023 06:54
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I got a hiatal hernia which is a when your stomach pushes through your diaphragm and causes reflux. It's very common for old people, not that much for my age. It's a result of bad lifestyle choices and when I realized that this poo poo is never, ever going away it was quite sobering. Oh and also when my back started hurting during a regular 3 hour kama sutra session with my hot, model wife, duh.
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Feb 9, 2023 07:04
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Stood up in the bathtub about two weeks ago, felt something pop in my knee and went "Oh no  "
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Feb 9, 2023 07:09
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I got RSI in my wrist, elbow, and shoulder from jerking off
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Feb 9, 2023 09:00
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JetSetGo posted:I took a poo poo in the middle of the night and pushed so hard I heard a loud snap in my neck. For the next two weeks I experienced a hell I had never thought existed. I resisted going to the ER the whole time until I cried like an absolute bitch one morning and relented. After threat of spinal tap I declined, the ER let me go with amazing muscle relaxers that fixed it all. why were you making GBS threads outta ur neck
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Feb 9, 2023 09:14
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I got mad doing some yardwork (it was taking too long and I was overwhelmed at work) and angrily threw a hosepipe down - my wife pointed out that the neighbors kids saw and was mad at me for acting like a baby. Later that evening I told her I thought I'd sprained my wrist doing that. I downplayed the pain because of how embarrassed I was. 3 weeks later it still hurts, so I head to the doctor and find out it's fractured. This was a month ago it's not better yet. cubicle gangster fucked around with this message at 09:21 on Feb 9, 2023 |
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Feb 9, 2023 09:19
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Fell out of the loft fetching the xmas decorations.
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Feb 9, 2023 09:30
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Tore something in my back shoulder checking in my car and had to spend the next month in bed with heat and cold. loving sucked.
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Feb 9, 2023 09:41
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Wore out the fibrous area in the ball of my foot from running too much with a forefoot strike.
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Feb 9, 2023 10:11
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When I started injuring myself in my sleep by sleeping in a slightly wrong position
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Feb 9, 2023 10:14
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I'm pretty old by goon standards, but I don't have any of these issues. Woke up with a slightly sore back. But that's just from working out, not from standing up too fast or walking up a flight of stairs or whatever is taking you people out of commission. No real point here. Just gloating.
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Feb 9, 2023 11:10
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I'm pretty old by goon standards, but I don't have any of these issues. Woke up with a slightly sore back. But that's just from working out, not from standing up too fast or walking up a flight of stairs or whatever is taking you people out of commission. Wow, it’s as if regular exercise keeps your body functioning and prevents injury
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Feb 9, 2023 13:34
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I’ve had zero injuries bc I take care of my body. Stay Hard.
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Feb 9, 2023 13:36
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Bursitis in my left shoulder. Doctor said repetitive stress injury. I’m right handed.
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Feb 9, 2023 13:41
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I stretched in bed one morning and there was a CHOONK! in my left shoulder as something dislodged, sending arresting pain spasming through my back. It still flares up now 3 years later.
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Feb 9, 2023 13:54
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I woke up and realized I was the idiot all along
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Feb 9, 2023 14:20
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Spun around too quick and my back muscles, to quote the doctor, "exploded." I don't there's any part of your body you want to hear that word applied to. I am mostly better now but hooooo boy do back injuries take a long time to heal.
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Feb 9, 2023 15:05
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Murdstone posted:I hurt my back lying down. me 2 no lie
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Feb 9, 2023 15:16
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went to take a morning whiz and nothing but dust came out.
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Feb 9, 2023 15:39
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I'm awakened by intense pins and needles in my hands in the middle of the every night these past few weeks.
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Feb 9, 2023 16:16
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I wore the wrong pair of shoes playing sports outside and I rolled my foot over and broke it. That seems innocuous on the surface and something that could happen to a younger dude but imo it wouldn't have happened if I were in my early 20s because back then I had the stupid skinny guy metabolism and now even though I work out and try to watch what I eat I am nevertheless much heavier than I used to be. So when my body twists in the wrong way it's a little harder on the joints. Getting closer to 40 now and not looking forward to it getting even hardy to maintain a healthy weight
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Feb 9, 2023 16:19
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I fall down a decent amount at home where I'm more lax about movement/body awareness stuff. I have Ehlers-Danlos and I'm almost 40 and already had a shoulder reconstruction at 17 because it just dumped out of socket on its own so many times my ortho told me it, "[looked] like you fell off a motorcycle going 80 and rolled with your shoulder dislocated." I had to call in to work on Sunday because on Saturday I moved wrong, slung the bathmat out from underneath my foot, couldn't catch myself and clipped my left hip on the tub and right leg on the toilet. My left hip has a 4" long deep black bruise that's about 1" from top to bottom. This is not the first time I have had that bruise on either side of my hip. Not looking forward to the major surgeries I'm going to have to have eventually after already having one, and most of the affected ligaments (100%) aren't getting any of them so lol. I got up from the fall no problem, but I told my girlfriend that if I was 20-30 years older we'd probably have to go to the hospital and it would probably be pretty grim. The stuff that went out of alignment and has shown itself has all been in my left shoulder and neck. It ain't a new problem, but it's definitely getting worse the older I get. MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Feb 9, 2023 |
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Feb 9, 2023 16:21
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Carpal tunnel syndrome, plantars facaeiits. I have hip joint pain now, might be related to an out of nowhere out of practice mountain biking run that envolved going over the bars and down a steep hill. I'm 34
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Feb 9, 2023 16:47
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**thinking back to all the "it's weird to drink milk as an adult posts"** "oh wow, wild that you keep breaking bones doing ordinary stuff, who could have ever seen this coming?"
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Feb 9, 2023 17:28
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NoiseAnnoys posted:**thinking back to all the "it's weird to drink milk as an adult posts"** drinking cow milk doesn't do jack poo poo for your bone health or density hth https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24247817/ quote:Results: During follow-up, 1226 hip fractures were identified in women and 490 in men. After controlling for known risk factors and current milk consumption, each additional glass of milk per day during teenage years was associated with a significant 9% higher risk of hip fracture in men (RR = 1.09; 95% CI, 1.01-1.17). The association was attenuated when height was added to the model (RR = 1.06; 95% CI, 0.98-1.14). Teenage milk consumption was not associated with hip fractures in women (RR = 1.00 per glass per day; 95% CI, 0.95-1.05).
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Feb 9, 2023 17:33
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Jammed a handle bar into my side while carrying my bike up some stairs. Cracked a rib somehow and its still bugging me three weeks later. Being 40 sucks.
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Feb 9, 2023 17:59
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severed umbilical cord injury
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Feb 9, 2023 18:00
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I have cirrhosis. Its not really an injury. I had to work hard and develop it over time.
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Feb 9, 2023 18:50
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Strained my Achilles driving. It starts bothering me if I have to drive more than an hour.
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Feb 9, 2023 21:25
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NoiseAnnoys posted:**thinking back to all the "it's weird to drink milk as an adult posts"** Look at this clown that fell for the dairy industry propaganda.
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Feb 9, 2023 21:38
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Sneezed "funny" somehow and hosed my neck and shoulder up somehow. Also possibly related to picking up my son who is tall like me and hence is already getting too heavy to carry around.
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Feb 9, 2023 21:44
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i'm fit and healthy op
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Feb 9, 2023 21:56
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are you hale and hearty as well?
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Feb 9, 2023 21:57
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Inzombiac posted:Look at this clown that fell for the dairy industry propaganda. Skeletons on tv don't lie
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Feb 9, 2023 21:57
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its more like being reminded that i'm old every time i'm in a fight
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Feb 9, 2023 22:03
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Sometimes I go all light headed pushing a poo poo out too hard. This happens a lot
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Feb 9, 2023 22:05
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Eat more fiber goon
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Crammed a poo poo load of work into an Awful Jams game entry and then decided the best way to relax after was to play nothing but Doom for 2 weeks and got RSI in my wrist so bad I actually lost grip strength for a while. Still comes back sometimes. I also dislocated my jaw 2 summers ago opening my mouth to bite into a sandwich (2 slices of bread and cheese nothing huge). Luckily it popped right back into place but the muscles in my jaw on one side of my face were stuck in spasm for weeks. and eventually healed and stopped clicking by Christmas. Lovely triple threat there of an overbite, not sleeping due to insane covid parties my neighbours where having and real awful work stress tightening the poo poo out of my jaw muscles. Oh also this later caused a tooth of mine to explode! Luckily my dentist is cheap and effective.
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Drove over some snow ruts, and the side-to-side motion turned a mildly annoying stitch in my back to full-on crippling back spasms in an instant. Had to pull over for a minute to let things settle down, and spent the rest of the night covering a hockey game while in agony. I've only ever had mild issues with my back in the past, and let's just say this poo poo sucks.
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