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It's been ten years since the funniest sitcom to ever air has been on TV, time to strip mine each and every one of its 138 episodes for the choicest of bits and clips. This entire sequence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sycfsbu0sys [video type="youtube" start="30s"]Tw30UQoN8uI&t=30s[/video] Another classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPP8DJPbBkw If you've worked on sets in NY just walk by them a lot, you've probably seen Radio Man. This transient, pseudo-unhoused dude rides around the city on a huge bike with a bigger boom box and just hangs out on film sets all day. Some sets will give him a bg role, but he's in SAG-AFTRA now because of his speaking lines from 30 Rock. There's a documentary about him and it's fun to play "Where's Craig?" in NY TV and movies. My most recent victory in that game is the closing scenes of Bourne Supremacy and Bourne Ultimatum; maybe Damon brought him on? They were both in the weddings episode. 
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Tracy Junior, where's your mother? She said she had to take a spa week in Canyon Ranch before my dad broke it in half. I'm not supposed to hear that, I'm a child!
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Feb 9, 2023 07:07
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Tracy, did you hear? Fred Dawkins, the incredibly overweight guy Pac-man was based off of, died.
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Feb 9, 2023 07:56
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If you don't mind, I think we all laughed at Fart Nuggets so let's just move on
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Feb 9, 2023 08:37
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I知 Ogbert the nerd. Always have been, always will be.
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Feb 9, 2023 08:37
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When did old Bob Dunston swallow all this change?
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Feb 9, 2023 14:37
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My brother Eddie sells faulty sprinkler systems to elementary schools. My cousin Tim fixes NBA games. In case you aren't sports fans, Tim Donaghy was an NBA ref who got busted for point shaving and mob connections like a year or two before the show began.
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Feb 9, 2023 15:14
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I've had to send more money home lately. There are problems on the farm. After years of inbreeding the pigs are getting violent and the pig shield around the house has worn thin.
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Feb 9, 2023 15:23
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Save it Liz, I booked the 911 Bird. Winston here saved his owner by dialing 911 and yelling fire only because he didn't know the word for rape.
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Feb 9, 2023 15:37
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Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the '86 World Series, I cried... I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if it was up to me, we'd be together forever. But there's a new thing called "women's liberation", which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, I'll be gone. I officially renounce my squatter's rights.
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Feb 9, 2023 15:53
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I'm looking for D.I.H.C Avery, and I'm going to take it wherever I can find it.
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Feb 9, 2023 16:09
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The lack of oxygen is making me orgasm!
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Feb 9, 2023 17:20
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I will not gay set you up again, so I'll be very clear: You'll be under me and if there's one slip up your rear end is mine. drat!
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Feb 9, 2023 18:56
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You know what family means to me, Lemon? Resentment. Guilt. Anger. Easter egg hunts that turn into knife fights.
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Feb 9, 2023 19:02
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swickles posted:My brother Eddie sells faulty sprinkler systems to elementary schools. My cousin Tim fixes NBA games. That's a great deep joke
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Feb 9, 2023 19:12
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Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that? You win sex against a man. That’s as straight as it gets.
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Feb 9, 2023 20:50
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I once saw a pack of wild dogs take over and successfully manage a Wendy's!
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Feb 9, 2023 20:51
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Look, Liz Lemon. I know your feelings are hurt. But parties are like frisbees. If you throw them the wrong way, they'll veer off in a bad direction. And then your kid will fall into a quarry. Don't throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
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Feb 9, 2023 20:56
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All the street names were great: Lieutenant Uhura Avenue, corner of Malcolm X and Guy Who Shot Malcolm X Blvd
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Feb 9, 2023 20:56
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I... am a protein. All living organisms need me to function. A basic building block of the human body, I'm made from amino acids found in ribosomes. Proteins give energy to everything from flower and butterflies to heroes who turn in Communists. I am a protein. (I legit get teary eyed every time I watch this episode. Alec Baldwin is a great actor/accidental murderer)
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Feb 9, 2023 21:06
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BOOM BOOM BOOM Are we paying the price for our hubris of science?
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Feb 9, 2023 21:07
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There they are, the Six Sigmas themselves! They're dudes? Each of them embodies a pillar of the Six Sigma business philosophy: Teamwork, Insight, Brutality, Male Enhancement, Hand-Shakefulness, and Play Hard. My father worked for GE (a Six Sigma Black Belt no less) and that episode especially would get him howling. There were a lot of very very inside jokes about their corporate structure.
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Feb 9, 2023 21:15
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You're going to sue me? Who do you think you are, the San Diego zoo?
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Feb 9, 2023 21:17
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I finally understand the ending of The Sixth Sense. Those names are the people who worked on the movie!
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Feb 9, 2023 21:24
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Randy's gay everyone! He's gay!
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Feb 9, 2023 22:04
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theflyingexecutive posted:There they are, the Six Sigmas themselves! holy lmaoly i never actually thought to look it up thinking it was just nonsense but the six sigmas is a real thing
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Feb 9, 2023 22:10
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Well, let's be precise: it is nonsense, but it's also real. Anyway, not a quote but the recurring bit where Cerie assumes Liz is a bitter divorcee fighting for custody of her kids has me in hysterics every time.
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Feb 9, 2023 22:13
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that? You win sex against a man. That’s as straight as it gets. If you wanted to do something private with another man, it wasn't gay. It was just two men, celebrating each other's strength.
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Feb 9, 2023 22:16
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Sash! posted:If you wanted to do something private with another man, it wasn't gay. It was just two men, celebrating each other's strength. Okay, now the crab is getting aroused. Shut it down.
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Feb 9, 2023 22:23
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Only Kindness posted:Well, let's be precise: it is nonsense, but it's also real. Yeah, there is something called Six Sigma...but there certainly aren't actual PEOPLE called "The Sigmas" and the items Jack listed aren't the actual Six Sigma Pillars. There are no Pillars to Six Sigma, but there are Steps! Of which there are 5. I wish I was joking.  The "Six" in "Six Sigma" refers to the total number of deviations above the mean you are aiming to achieve...or something I think my reply here would earn me a good job spanking from Professor Widmer. DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Feb 9, 2023 |
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Feb 9, 2023 22:24
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Okay, so are you not doing quotes now? Because that suit was made special! FOR YOUR WEIRD BODY!
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Feb 9, 2023 22:30
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THE G TRAIN NERMAL
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Feb 9, 2023 22:35
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Cerie, you need to wear a bra.
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Feb 9, 2023 22:43
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oh no, I don't actually, they kinda just stay up on their own
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Feb 9, 2023 23:25
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I didn't mean to steal your thunder.
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Feb 9, 2023 23:29
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Ham.
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Feb 9, 2023 23:38
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DrBouvenstein posted:The "Six" in "Six Sigma" refers to the total number of deviations above the mean you are aiming to achieve...or something Six Sigma: you don't have to be perfect all the time, just 999,995.6 times out of a million. This of course makes sense for engineering, but is complete nonsense when GE tried to apply it to film production, where problems include actors locking themselves in their dressing rooms and building fart machines.
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Feb 9, 2023 23:38
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i知 gonna cut up your face so bad you値l have a chin.
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Feb 9, 2023 23:59
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Inferior posted:i知 gonna cut up your face so bad you値l have a chin. Hello, I'm Nazi doctor Leo Spaceman.
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They made me go on Charlie Rose, Kenneth! Charlie Rose.
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