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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Just collecting some of the best ideas to help the forums and to get a response to their feasibility (I’ll rate my own on a scale of 1 to 5 with one being very easy to implement)

Let me start:

- a forum exclusively for diaper wearers to poo poo and piss a virtual diaper you can see fill up with a bar and the top in real time and then empties all over the page making the style sheet yellow or brown.

2/5 difficulty

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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
A 2 difficulty in my mind is 2 weeks whereas a 5 is 5 weeks so use that scale

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
A forum for questions, comments, and whatever S was supposed to mean I forget since I was shadowbanned from that forum for very dubious reasons

Difficulty: 1/5. Pretty sure this forum existed already should be easy to have again but allow me to post and see it this time.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
-equippable items on avatars that actually show up on them. Items drop from random posts or getting empty quotes

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

A forum where goons can meet up IRL for the sole purpose of casual sex. 1/5 Basically just opening up a new forum or modifying the existing Goon Meets subforum.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Avatars age in real time. A young poster in 2020 is now grey haired by 2040

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Porno forum. Need I say more?

Difficulty 1/5 and also apologies for not rating the difficulty of the last few but just assume 1-2/5

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Every user profile has a collection tab like Xenoblade Chronicles that you can find unique items hidden around the forum, some very well hidden.

Difficulty: 1/5

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
the mods and admins could actually have a purpose and be more like GMs or DMs and send posters on wonderous forum adventures, give quests, and unlock epic rewards

difficulty 1/5

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Flags in Imp Zone:

This already exists in FYAD and just take the code and copy paste it over to us with a new system to upload our own database

Difficulty 1/5 I have done this in my own SA forum test environment, it took 1 hour

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007
poster housing

2/5

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
If a user proves he smoked crack he should get a custom icon of a crackpipe where the Grenade icon goes for plat users

Difficulty 1/5

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
If two users are arguing they go to a coliseum forum where they fight to the death using logic and wisdom in posts and the loser gets the punishment whilst the winner receives a prize

Difficulty 1/5

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
More Monetization

A lot of us have been here for years, give us options to purchase clothes for our avatar, upgrades, and even cosmetic pets + DLC. It isn't enough to simply donate to the patreon and pay for everyone's unban certs, I want my entire paycheck going to this site.

Difficulty: 2/5 but easier if we know some Korean or Chinese people who can help develop systems

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007
should be some kind of on screen effect if you get a certain number of lols or emptyquotes

1/5

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007
slot machines

1/5

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Trophies and Treasures

- Achievement system that unlocks custom badges or icons so people know who has put the most time into the forum and its quests

1/5 difficulty

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Offtrack betting and casino:

Now that gambling is more popular that ever, we can reach out to Draft Kings Sports Book and Casino to have forums integration (using my promo code of course) and let posters bet on things like a thread going gold, gettig gassed, or who will be banned for a post in real time with incredible payouts and basically you can't lose

Difficulty: 1/5

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

I got the tude now posted:

should be some kind of on screen effect if you get a certain number of lols or emptyquotes

1/5

choose from various effects: confetti, a cool anime-style text graphic pops up that says NICE WORK!, the top 10 hottest avatars on the site (as determined by the daily ranking system) all appear and start taking off their shirts, etc. really cool idea.

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

daily ranking system for top 10 hottest/sexiest avatars on the site, earn gold points for voting every day w/the points increaseing in value each day like logon rewards for a gacha game.

1/5

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

That Little Demon posted:

Offtrack betting and casino:

Now that gambling is more popular that ever, we can reach out to Draft Kings Sports Book and Casino to have forums integration (using my promo code of course) and let posters bet on things like a thread going gold, gettig gassed, or who will be banned for a post in real time with incredible payouts and basically you can't lose

Difficulty: 1/5

This is a great idea.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
See two avatars gently caress:

- This seems like quite a headache but if we hire the right people, I would like to see two hot avatars modeled in 3D blender or whatever using Steam Porno Game technology gently caress each other for the right price of 9.95 a month. Watch with friends for an addiontional 4.95

Difficulty 3/5

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

this is not the place for this immature display. non-technical forum suggestions and feedback should be made nowhere. user loses posting privileges for 30 days.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Fix the posting gloryhole and rename it as well to Hall of Legends and Tavern:

this thing has been broken forever because I have thousands and thousands of goldmine and great threads but I'm not number 1, this can be an easy fix with a single line of code (I've tested it)

Difficulty .5/5

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Girls ONLY forum:

Girls can have their own forum where they ask what happened durikng the TV show and movie bceause they were on their phone lol - plus SHOPPING stuff and ohhhh my god look at this lol tik tok is so wild YEEOCH my pussy hurt from having stuff in it (I assume) lol stuff like that but the boys can't see it

Difficulty .5/5

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

cupholders on either side of the forum for easy access to store and grab our beverages

2/5

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Chaos Night

Once a month, randomly, every post users make go to a random thread with each post, nobody knows what is going on and everyone has to figure it out the next day.

Difficulty 1/5

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Forums Decorated for Seasons:

Styleshete and forum changes for new years, valentiunes day, black history month, gay history month, I think the OTHER gay history month (2) fourth of july, halloween, thanksgiving, chirstmas and the other winter holidays on a rotation, summers eve, Childrens Week (maybe NOT this one unless we demod everyone for that week haha... just a little forums humor please do not ban me), Lunar New Year, ummm Eatser.... am I missing anything else?

Difficulty 1/5

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

avatars gradually grow fatter over time. posting frequency must be strictly regulated to maintain weight

difficulty 1/5

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Collectable Cars you can upgrade with parts found around the forum and race every friday on a custom track on the forum

Difficulty 1/5

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

additional stylesheets

difficulty 4/5

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Imp Zone Game Club fully intgegrated to forum software that tracks tro[phies and update sthe paghe in real time

Talk to Sub-Actuality.

Difficulty 1/5

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

tmfc posted:

cupholders on either side of the forum for easy access to store and grab our beverages

2/5

sorry for being goofy with this one. a real suggestion:

any time 2 posters hit 'submit' on a post in the same thread at the same time (or within 1-2 seconds of each other) they have to play a racing minigame similar to the jet bike race in chrono trigger to determine whose post 'wins' and goes first.

1/5

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
A robust leveliing system with a fully fleshed out skill tree for posting

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
If your friend gets 30 days probation a long questline is triggered to free them

Difficulty 1/5

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Permanent mark of shame for posting in GBS and extremely long and difficult questline involving a lot of rare items and knowledge of forums lore to cure yourself of the debuff 3/5

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
When I post, a sound effect of this sound play for EVERYONE to hear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqIVxEpQEms

Seems easy enough, 1/5

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

optional two factor authentication with yubikey support

daily crossword and word search puzzles generated from SAclopedia page titles and other curated historic SA terms, with leaderboards for fastest completion time and big rewards for multi-day leaders

Pragmatica
Apr 1, 2003
:five:

and full :lmao: at all of it

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I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007
text notifications if you get flamed so you can reply asap

idk like 2

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