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chitterchitterchitterchitterchitterSCREEEECH
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Feb 12, 2023 02:53
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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and oh poo poo i forgot to do my dishes better clean up AND HURT YOU
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Feb 12, 2023 02:53
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fuckingbullshitgoblinmodegetonmyleveli'vebeenakoboldmywholefuckinglife "YEAH sorry yeah that's my order of chicken wings just drop them outside the door i'll give you a 10 dollar tip if you just drop them off."
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Feb 12, 2023 02:54
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"i have been following the instructions from the book of abramelin and you hosed up my whole operation i am going to put you in a swamp, teeth first"
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Feb 12, 2023 02:56
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WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOOOP
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Feb 12, 2023 02:56
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MOM! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! mother?
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Feb 12, 2023 02:58
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please do not look at my genitals i'm going through something right now
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Feb 12, 2023 03:02
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morty! they turned me into a pickle, morty! I--I'm a pickle! Pickle Riiiiiick!!
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Feb 12, 2023 03:06
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hemi ram w/ truck nuts coming thru HONK HONK 
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Feb 12, 2023 03:27
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im on all 4s naked running around like an animal!!! *meows* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Feb 12, 2023 18:38
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YOUR MOVE, LIBERALS!! YEAH I THOUGHT SO
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Feb 12, 2023 18:49
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Dr. Honked posted:YOUR MOVE, LIBERALS!! YEAH I THOUGHT SO lmao |
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Feb 12, 2023 18:57
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By the Power of Greyskull! |
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Feb 12, 2023 20:08
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I pull the blinds, then I take my clothes off, dance around the house like natuure boooooy My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite where I would like them to beeeee BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME (NO ONE CAN SEE MEEEE) |
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Feb 12, 2023 21:20
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tfw when youre commiting what would be a crime if you werent, in your home
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Feb 12, 2023 21:43
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There's got to be a better way! |
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Feb 12, 2023 21:50
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Buttchocks posted:There's got to be a better way!
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Feb 13, 2023 00:10
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baka fwocka fwame posted:tfw when youre commiting what would be a crime if you werent, in your home it feels so good to spy on the policemen from between drawn blinds, doing something he'd be so mad about, if he knew
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Feb 13, 2023 00:58
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ya that's right, i bet none of u know all the verses to the hokey pokey
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Feb 13, 2023 19:26
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i'm really adulting today *rapidly eats a whole roast chicken with bare hands, grease and fat glistening across lips and face*
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Feb 14, 2023 01:48
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GETCHER MOTOR RUNNING...HEADOUT ON THE HIGHWAY... |
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Feb 14, 2023 04:09
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Buttchocks posted:GETCHER MOTOR RUNNING...HEADOUT ON THE HIGHWAY... |
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Feb 14, 2023 04:14
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i wouldn't yell anything, i'd just keep doing that high-pitched forceful hum really loud over and over again
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Feb 14, 2023 17:30
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WHO'S THE UNCULTURED ANIMAL NOW, BRENDA??
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Feb 14, 2023 19:06
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its the perfect crime.... kill off my household so i can yell stuff while scampering around on all fours, nude, in my home thats what the rakes song by the decemberists is about
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Feb 14, 2023 19:38
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No! Put it down! Down! Give! Giiiive! Ah loving gross it's all covered in slobber now! |
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Feb 14, 2023 19:51
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Heather Papps posted:this is MY HOUSE OUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE IS MY PEEN Too much is always not enough! |
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Feb 14, 2023 22:35
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Heather Papps posted:i'm really adulting today no adulting is doing that but using salt* * - it's 50% salt though because you're on a diet ofc Too much is always not enough! |
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Feb 14, 2023 22:36
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alexandriao posted:no adulting is doing that but using salt* IN THIS HOUSE WE DO NOT HAVE GOITRES MAKE SURE TO TAKE VITAMIN D DRINK LOTS OF WATER AND HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Feb 14, 2023 23:34
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I bemoan the wounds of Fortune with weeping eyes, for the gifts she made me she perversely takes away. It is written in truth, that she has a fine head of hair, but, when it comes to seizing an opportunity, she is bald. On Fortune’s throne I used to sit raised up, crowned with the many-colored flowers of prosperity; though I may have flourished happy and blessed, now I fall from the peak deprived of glory. The wheel of Fortune turns: I go down, demeaned; another is raised up; far too high up sits the king at the summit – let him fear ruin! for under the axis is written Queen Hecuba. |
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Feb 15, 2023 00:24
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Buttchocks posted:I bemoan the wounds of Fortune O what can ail thee, knight-at-arms, Alone and palely loitering? The sedge has withered from the lake, And no birds sing. O what can ail thee, knight-at-arms, So haggard and so woe-begone? The squirrel’s granary is full, And the harvest’s done. I see a lily on thy brow, With anguish moist and fever-dew, And on thy cheeks a fading rose Fast withereth too. I met a lady in the meads, Full beautiful—a faery’s child, Her hair was long, her foot was light, And her eyes were wild. I made a garland for her head, And bracelets too, and fragrant zone; She looked at me as she did love, And made sweet moan I set her on my pacing steed, And nothing else saw all day long, For sidelong would she bend, and sing A faery’s song. She found me roots of relish sweet, And honey wild, and manna-dew, And sure in language strange she said— ‘I love thee true’. She took me to her Elfin grot, And there she wept and sighed full sore, And there I shut her wild wild eyes With kisses four. And there she lullèd me asleep, And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!— The latest dream I ever dreamt On the cold hill side. I saw pale kings and princes too, Pale warriors, death-pale were they all; They cried—‘La Belle Dame sans Merci Thee hath in thrall!’ I saw their starved lips in the gloam, With horrid warning gapèd wide, And I awoke and found me here, On the cold hill’s side. And this is why I sojourn here, Alone and palely loitering, Though the sedge is withered from the lake, And no birds sing.
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Feb 15, 2023 00:31
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IM HAPPY HOPE YOURE HAPPY TOO
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Feb 15, 2023 00:35
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We come from the land of the ice and snow From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow aAAhaaaaa AAA! |
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Feb 15, 2023 11:24
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*gutteral yell as I tear into a slab of raw beef, chewing raviciously as it drips blood on the tile floor* "Oh hey Kevin, lovely day today. Want to hit the greens a little later?"
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Feb 15, 2023 18:26
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uh no mom i'm not a "wolf" i'm two minions carrying a flesh log on their shoulders
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Feb 15, 2023 18:37
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Andante! Fortissimo! Molto vivace! Con sordino! Pizzicato! Crescendo tutti largo! |
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Feb 15, 2023 23:59
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BANANANANA FO FANNA
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Feb 16, 2023 01:27
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LEEROOOOOOOOYY JENKINNNNNS
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Feb 16, 2023 01:40
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Keep rollin', rollin', rollin' Though the streams are swollen Keep them dawwgies rollin', Rawhide Through rain and wind and weather Hell-bent for leather A-wishing my girl was by my side All the things I'm missin' Good vittles, love and kissin' Are waiting at the end of my ride Move 'em on, head 'em up, head 'em up, move 'em on Move 'em on, head 'em up, Rawhide! Cut 'em out, ride 'em in, ride 'em in, cut 'em out Cut 'em out, ride 'em in, Rawhide! |
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