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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Sadly it's probably time to start this thread.

This is the dumbest funny thing I've seen since the Super Bowl:

https://twitter.com/Melvingordon25/status/1624992088705372160

Thank God he never had to play.

NFL Offseason important dates:

February 21: Franchise tags start coming out

Feb. 28-March 6: NFL Scouting Combine -- weights and measurements confirmed, a lot of speculation.

March 7: Colleges can start holding pro days (this will last for a while)

March 13 (noon) through March 15 (3:59 p.m.): Legal tampering period with free agents.

March 15 4:00 p.m.: 2023 league year begins, free agency officially opens.

April 27-29: NFL Draft. It's in Kansas City this year so if you think you're done with Chiefs fans for a while it's only a couple of months.

Buckle down, free agency isn't that far off at least and we can have some fun there. Plus we've got Derek Carr almost surely getting cut tomorrow to talk about.

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
welp time to rediscover all my other hobbies

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

when does the usfl start again

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm just gonna go back to playing video games and slowly dying.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Relentlessboredomm posted:

welp time to rediscover all my other hobbies

*Confused John Travolta in Pulp Fiction looking around an empty room gif*

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I didn't know if you all wanted to have one thread for the offseason or do a monthly one. I figured one would probably do up until the draft or training camps, but I don't care.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Nrl preseason started this weekend so I go from one football to another.

#blessed

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Quiet Feet posted:

I'm just gonna keep playing video games and slowly dying.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Relentlessboredomm posted:

welp time to rediscover all my other hobbies

what are your other hobbies?

is it playing video games and slowly dying?

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Silly Burrito posted:

when does the usfl start again

USFL starts up in April.

But the XFL starts Saturday!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Welcome, sickos.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/TheAthletic/status/1625327108896563203?t=BR_utEqlGqTDGQYWy6HVKw&s=19

:getin:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1625307577918554113?t=Y3J8mQpYfYlmH29FPSvEww&s=19

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
drat that's a lot of money. The right choice, but that's a lot of money.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Supplanting Lamar who leaves to test free agency & watching the Ravens shithouse the Browns twice a season would be the cosmic sign of a loving God.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

Android Apocalypse posted:

Supplanting Lamar who leaves to test free agency & watching the Ravens shithouse the Browns twice a season would be the cosmic sign of a loving God.

We believe in very different gods

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Quiet Feet posted:

I'm just gonna go back to playing video games and slowly dying.

Did you stop slowly dying? I’d like to stop dying. Teach me how.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress the Cowboys

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Lifespan posted:

drat that's a lot of money. The right choice, but that's a lot of money.
Herbert can get more than $135m guaranteed. That seems very low.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Big jeff

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Diva Cupcake posted:

Herbert can get more than $135m guaranteed. That seems very low.

Chargers need a known winner, someone who's been to the big game and brought home a Lombardi, someone who's actually won a playoff game. They really should just trade him, and I have the perfect QB in mind!

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Feb 14, 2023

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Lions bb

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/MichaelDavSmith/status/1625430420903845889

:thunk:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Bird in a Blender posted:

Did you stop slowly dying? I’d like to stop dying. Teach me how.

Just say this

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

And you'll temporarily halt the aging process for 3 seconds at a time.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Bird in a Blender posted:

Did you stop slowly dying? I’d like to stop dying. Teach me how.

You can start pounding everclear. Once you're dead you can no longer be dying.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Nervous posted:

You can start pounding everclear. Once you're dead you can no longer be dying.

Now that I’m over 40 if I have more than a couple drinks, the multi day hangover is worse than being dead. Recommend dying before you reach this sad state.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
I hope Ja'Marr was right and Joey takes less money to keep Tee Higgins and Chase together

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
Cold Hearted S.O.B.
Soiled Meat

bows1 posted:

I hope Ja'Marr was right and Joey takes less money to keep Tee Higgins and Chase together

I doubt they'll be able to do it, he's going to want #1 receiver money. If anything they have Tee this year and can franchise him next year if they want him for another year.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


https://twitter.com/JClarkNBCS/status/1625583024606699535

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

ja'marr is right. they will all take 10 million per year each and they all three live in the same house and wear the same clothes

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Cardinals now 75% more susceptible to fake jet sweeps.

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009


:drat:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Today I learned that JuJu Smith-Schuster plays for the Chiefs

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1625595146862469129?t=N0EU1P-YOMGwjK0-DqDizw&s=19

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


a valentine's day break up.

man, there must've been some real bad blood there.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Juju's particular brand of trash talk is really fun as long as he's winning and really obnoxious the second he's not, so it's a good thing for him that he went from the Steelers to the Chiefs.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



abelwingnut posted:

a valentine's day break up.

man, there must've been some real bad blood there.

I do hope the details leak this offseason, even if there's no chance Carr says anything about it.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

shyduck posted:

Today I learned that JuJu Smith-Schuster plays for the Chiefs

He was their leading receiver!

Er...well leading wide receiver that is. He had a quiet, mostly productive season.

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