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FlamingLiberal posted:WBD is in pretty dire straights right now, and Zaslav has talked about doubling down on pre-existing franchises to get them out of their hole, so I have to assume they are going to just churn out slop I hate to say it, as it would affect the employment prospects of a lot of people likely including some posters here, but the eventual WBD bankruptcy auction is going to be far more entertaining than some of the crap they keep announcing
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istewart posted:I hate to say it, as it would affect the employment prospects of a lot of people likely including some posters here, but the eventual WBD bankruptcy auction is going to be far more entertaining than some of the crap they keep announcing Are they more likely to go out of business or merge with yet another mega corporation?
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This movie is just an excuse to sell a "Jack Black wearing a t-shirt" action figure.
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Wait - is the title of the movie actually "A Minecraft Movie"? I know I could just look this up, but I'm simply not going to.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:I know I could just look this up, but I'm simply not going to. I looked it up, and yes, you right not to bother.
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It's so the next can be another minecraft movie and the third yet one more minecraft movie Kids love it
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Minecraft One, the third Minecraft movie
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The Saddest Rhino posted:It's so the next can be another minecraft movie and the third yet one more minecraft movie A Minecraft Movie Minecraft Again Again With The Minecraft Minecraft: The Search for Herobrine's Sword. Failed Imagineer posted:Enemy Mine(craft) There's already subplot about Jennifer Coolidge romancing a Villager (and it is implied they hosed). Apparently this is actually better compared to the main plot. The MSJ fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Apr 13, 2025 |
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Stiflers Mom still got it ! (Now that I'm 40, the fact that Jennifer Coolidge was 36/37 in American Pie is increasingly hilarious to me)
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Wreck It* Ralph (*It is his liver and balls) Dude looks insane, gotta respect that. He should reshoot Red Dragon now that he's gone full Dolarhyde
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whydirt posted:There can be one CGI gremlin in the mix, but it has to be something like the electric gremlin that works in that medium. In fact let’s do a crossover with a current big hit: There's one CGI gremlin but it has to be called CGI Gremlin and the point is that this one is, in the universe of the movie, a computer animated one. Have it running around doing overly flashy cliche CG things.
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Baron von Eevl posted:There's one CGI gremlin but it has to be called CGI Gremlin and the point is that this one is, in the universe of the movie, a computer animated one. Have it running around doing overly flashy cliche CG things. It's the CGI model the studio made for the sequel and then somebody gets water on it and things go Wrong
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The MSJ posted:A Minecraft Movie They should just call every sequel "Another Minecraft Movie".
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Codependent Poster posted:Swoldemort
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Wait - is the title of the movie actually "A Minecraft Movie"? It's both the title and the content
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Baron von Eevl posted:There's one CGI gremlin but it has to be called CGI Gremlin and the point is that this one is, in the universe of the movie, a computer animated one. Have it running around doing overly flashy cliche CG things. The CGI is also made by Gremlins, turns out they took over the studio and are making movies
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Big Mean Jerk posted:I really love the game, but it’s gotta be borderline unfilmable as-is. You’d have to change and condense so much that I’d honestly question what the point would even be. Yeah, to me the best part of Death Stranding was just slowly making my way through some beautiful desolate scenery, enjoying the vibes and the melancholy mood. Yes, you can obviously replicate that in a movie, but not the part where you're doing that for hours. Well I mean, I guess you CAN, but I'm not sure the studios or audiences are ready for a 20 hour movie. Man I gotta loving replay Death Stranding. I played it for the first time when COVID had just hit, and somehow that combination of me being isolated in my apartment mixed with the game's reality of being isolated out in the wilderness hit a perfect storm and elevated the experience into one of the best I've ever had with games.
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Starring in the Borderlands movie broke this woman https://x.com/discussingfilm/status/1911816668440941009?s=46&t=BHs6Pl38GJXGN2Y4xeriNA
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https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1911713625225515111 casting him as that seems....unwise
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muscles like this! posted:It is Horizon Zero Dawn from Ted Faro's perspective. VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE posted:yeah except when making the movie ityool 2025 they have to suck up to elon musk so ted faro becomes the actual hero of the tale
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I mean so would a movie about Weinstein played by Weinstein but I don't find that very responsible
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Yeah, to me the best part of Death Stranding was just slowly making my way through some beautiful desolate scenery, enjoying the vibes and the melancholy mood. Yes, you can obviously replicate that in a movie, but not the part where you're doing that for hours. Well I mean, I guess you CAN, but I'm not sure the studios or audiences are ready for a 20 hour movie. The new one is out in like two months if you can wait.
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Alamo Drafthouse has said that they are not allowing anyone to do that second screen poo poo for that M3GAN theatrical re-release.
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