|
rip 2171 pages and billions of dollars of shareholder value post about dumb poo poo tech companies did. don't post about weird gross nerds who haven't done anything that mattered since the 1990s ------------- adding to op: Carthag Tuek posted:previous tech buble threads Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Feb 21, 2023 |
![]() |
|
![]()
|
# ? May 30, 2023 09:19 |
|
ah good, im caught up
|
![]() |
|
posting on page 1
|
![]() |
|
Do y’all think this internet stuff is just a fad or here to stay?
|
![]() |
|
drat, rip.
|
![]() |
|
https://twitter.com/gossipbabies/status/1487161069143576576?lang=en
|
![]() |
|
we should go back to naming companies in the least fun ways possible like how come there's no dumb tech startup that's just called like "smith & sons" or "jim johnson fine bitcoins" or whatever
|
![]() |
|
Shame Boy posted:we should go back to naming companies in the least fun ways possible it started when all these idiots decided they didn't like the letter "e" anymore
|
![]() |
|
https://twitter.com/smingleigh/status/1497985580013129736?lang=ga
|
![]() |
|
company and product names should be generated from a list of pre-approved names by the government. They're very simple and descriptive but because there's so few approved ones, your product name will have to be appended a number google (Now called Search12) has already registered Messenger98 up to Messenger554
|
![]() |
|
ground floor
|
![]() |
|
way to mess up my bookmarks folks
|
![]() |
|
many years ago i got audited because i did a thing and had to hit up smackdog for a w2 and they were like 'lol we dont have it' and i was like 'uh thats turbo illegal' so they told me to go gently caress myself then i found it under my couch (??) cool story
|
![]() |
|
Mark Suckerberg ![]()
|
![]() |
|
Truman Peyote posted:Mark Suckerberg epic
|
![]() |
|
is it still a bubble if we’re doing layoffs?
|
![]() |
|
it is if the layoffs are immediately followed by stock buy backs
|
![]() |
|
gimme dem tech baubles
|
![]() |
|
that thread was pre-covid yall suck =/
|
![]() |
|
The Fool posted:way to mess up my bookmarks folks
|
![]() |
|
i've been jizzed
|
![]() |
|
![]()
|
![]() |
|
The Fool posted:way to mess up my bookmarks folks
|
![]() |
|
MeruFM posted:company and product names should be generated from a list of pre-approved names by the government. They're very simple and descriptive but because there's so few approved ones, your product name will have to be appended a number hey, it worked fine for the soviet union. just name all your poo poo "grocery store 32" and "pharmacy 385"
|
![]() |
|
the entire economy will collapse before they allow the bubble to end
|
![]() |
|
drat the tech bubble thread bubble has popped, time to start laying off posters
|
![]() |
|
Cat Face Joe posted:ah good, im caught up
|
![]() |
always a shame to see a good thread run out of posting runway before getting goldmined oh well, on to the next iteration
|
|
![]() |
|
what’s everyone doing for work now that the poasting bubble has popped?
|
![]() |
|
selling drugs
|
![]() |
|
BattleMaster posted:Is this supposed to be a way of saying "holy poo poo I can't believe Facebook is like 18 years old now that can't be right I'm not that old" nah, never having had a good or original idea does *technically* mean you haven't had a good or original idea for a decade.
|
![]() |
|
Qtotonibudinibudet posted:hey, it worked fine for the soviet union. just name all your poo poo "grocery store 32" and "pharmacy 385"
|
![]() |
|
hoping that bubble keeps going baybee
|
![]() |
|
Jabor posted:the entire economy will collapse before they allow the bubble to end
|
![]() |
|
buble
|
![]() |
|
tech bubble v5.0: it enabled more than one genocide, so there's that i guess
|
![]() |
|
The Fool posted:way to mess up my bookmarks folks
|
![]() |
|
The Fool posted:way to mess up my bookmarks folks Nitr0 posted:i've been jizzed
|
![]() |
|
always fun when this happens to go dig in the toxic dump for the old thread and find out what did it in in this case, i must say "ewww", but also lmao
|
![]() |
|
![]()
|
# ? May 30, 2023 09:19 |
|
heres to the bubble pop or unceremonious deflate
|
![]() |