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Pinterest Mom posted:https://twitter.com/SpotifyNews/status/1628394585532555264 makes sense that theyd move on to this, as they have already perfected the AI behind their recommendation engine and it works great.
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the bubble is not 'about to pop'. the bubble popped like 4 months ago.
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qirex posted:there are some sensible chuckle level old dilberts, ie "here's a nickel, kid. get yourself a better computer" but that was nearly 30 years ago a single digit number of readers laughed at this joke in 1995 and they all post in the yospos geriatrics thread now
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Qtotonibudinibudet posted:SA continues to have this amazing capacity to not recognize that other social networks are neither small nor uniform blocs, which is ironic given that SA, small as it is, is not a uniform bloc. same poo poo where we were like "EVERYONE ON REDDIT IS THERE FOR /r/jailbait (and we deny any history that may even suggest a thread of connection between us, 4chan, and that subreddit!)"! its because unlike other social media platforms every goon, somewhere hidden in the deep recesses of their heart, knows they are extremely, inescapably gbs.
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Achmed Jones posted:im just glad someone is here to, uh, set the record straight about reddit. truly doing a bodhisattva's work. gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha the conversation was about twitter. try to keep up.
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infernal machines posted:the nazi website? the very same my friend.
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goblin week posted:SA created 4chan and the modern american politics so maybe the nazi website was inside of us all along now we're cookin
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:Honestly I don't like yucking someones yum what the gently caress
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exe cummings posted:twitter.com is down lmao bless up
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if you tell my children anything about yumming their yucks i am going to call the police.
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theflyingexecutive posted:it's the generalized non-sexual version of "don't kinkshame". I think I've only ever heard it used irl by bdsm people lol
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lol petey trying to kick off a bank runhttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-03-09/founders-fund-advises-companies-to-withdraw-money-from-svb posted:Founders Fund, the venture capital fund co-founded by Peter Thiel, has advised companies to pull money from Silicon Valley Bank amid concerns about its financial stability, according to people familiar with the situation.
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go steal one of those nifty green glass banker's lamps while everyone is preoccupied with the drama
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:https://twitter.com/pmarca/status/1634118284827312129?t=eQKEW9Mx12iZUOKNJXmB1w&s=19 guy who made billions of dollars funding internet and social media companies: was this damage done from the bottom up
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bob dobbs is dead posted:equities markets are pricing in a solid chance of rip charles schwab, rip boa, rip wells fargo, also arent they much better equipped to handle something like this due to post-GFC capital requirements on big banks?
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does the fdic cap of 250k apply to corporate accounts too?
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the adderall shortage and its consequences have been a disaster for silicon valley. edit: efb
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how long has the adderall shortage been happening? the tech bubble top was november 2021.
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i'm just trying to make sure im understanding this right: the thing that hosed SVB was that they put $80 billion in mortgage backed securities yielding 1.5%, and got bit because rates went up, they were stuck with these lackluster assets, wanted to give themselves some breathing room so they sold them off at a loss, and selling them at a loss spooked investors which triggered the sell-off and subsequent bank run? it was mortgage backed securities??
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FMguru posted:https://twitter.com/garrytan/status/1634286688922132481 innovation of what exactly
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im contacting my congressperson to tell them not to bail out SVB not because i have any nuanced opinions about it but simply because i am a hater.
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Beeftweeter posted:i'm gonna be real mad if Startup Bank gets a complete bailout
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i dont think SVB even did anything wrong, really, except communicate poorly with their clients. i am an inveterate hater.
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a bank run absolutely involves moving fast and breaking things
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yeah i know its just funny to see mortgage backed securities pop up again in this context.
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ro khanna sucks rear end.
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rotor posted:man its fuckin friday night what do you think its 4 pm grandpa
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bob dobbs is dead posted:look at this what am i looking at
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TDepressionEarl posted:my don't worry about the bank run shirt has people asking a lot of questions resolved by heeding the kindly advice printed on my shirt if your banker is wearing a shirt with text on it its already too late.
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bob dobbs is dead posted:they do a whole lotta nothing for a decade or two and then everything goes to poo poo. then another decade or two of nothing. just like any other highly correlated insurance job, like hurricane or earthquake insurance however you feel about lenin, you gotta hand it to him for "there are decades when nothing happens and weeks when decades happen."
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Beeftweeter posted:https://twitter.com/rbranson/status/1634271668205146112 i read the thread for context and get why its there but thats the most bay area rear end thing ive ever seen lol
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i was kind of hoping it was going to be because of collateral they had on loans from that startup that let you invest in expensive wines
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Agile Vector posted:it's really more of a sunnyvale expression lol
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https://twitter.com/DavidSacks/status/1634363393498038273
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the impossible burger thing just sounds like a vegan salisbury steak. i dont want it but i get it.
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theres a lot of handwringing right now and its very funny to watch these vc "people" squirm, but it seems most likely to me that the banks balance sheet will be sold and most of depositors will be made whole one way or another. i should go people watch on university ave today though.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 23:17 |
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theres an article quoted in this post of mine, but the run had already sort of started by that point (thursday night). post hole digger posted:lol petey trying to kick off a bank run that said, https://twitter.com/chrismohney/status/1634572163863683075
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