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mystes posted:Well when you put it like that maybe he should be pretty worried about chatgpt it can't be any worse at investing than the people currently doing it
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 20:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 04:02 |
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it rules watching literal billionaires devolve into raving 4chan incels and by it rules I mean we're all doomed
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 21:35 |
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he HAD TO take an uber because of VERY IMPORTANT zoom calls
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 22:07 |
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can't have the peasants on the train hear my VERY IMPORTANT AND PRIVATE ZOOM CALL
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 22:15 |
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it's ok for the uber driver to hear it though because I don't acknowledge their existence
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 22:17 |
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jfc this couplequote:Before she met Malcolm, Simone was convinced she wanted to live her life single and child-free. But when she was 24, she decided to have her heart broken once just to say she'd done it. As she does with all her goals, she created a system: She made a profile on OKCupid, where a picture of her dressed as a Stormtrooper in a sultry pose was catnip for the nerds of Silicon Valley, and rated her dates out of 50. After a string of 16s, Malcolm scored a 42. She made him promise to break up with her after four months. "I resent being in love with him," she said. "I was so disturbed when I fell for him."
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 21:51 |
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why do they need funding, I thought they were just going to overwhelm the earth with exponential growth
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 00:02 |
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I've never met any kind of electronic faucet that wasn't a huge piece of poo poo
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 02:04 |
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FMguru posted:looks like dilbertman regularly gets taken to the cleaners by what i assume are camgirls let me guess, the number of times changes depending on how crypto is doing that week
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2023 06:53 |
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I'm pretty sure this is just his very dumb way of retiring https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1549062698213658624?lang=en
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2023 21:24 |
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Qtotonibudinibudet posted:much of the userbase is simply there, irrespective of the current leadership, how it got there, and what its whims are. this was true before and after the great muskrat dallied in. twitter is, or was, a big pot. extremely online types may have left in a huff, but those are a tiny minority. people who even pay attention to news about the platform are a minority reminder that pre-musk twitter deliberately did not ban nazis, except in germany where they were legally required to
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2023 07:11 |
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rotor posted:i have heard from people who i would not immediately dismiss as idiots or cranks at large companies saying theyre letting chatgpt-like machines write their unit tests. I mean, you should if they're doing that
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2023 17:25 |
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https://twitter.com/ThePrimeagen/status/1628047727866126336?s=20
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2023 17:42 |
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:yeah, can for sure work. and ultimately it is a very human interface which i appreciate. my father lost his eyesight for 6 months from a medical complication, and siri was a great boon for him at the time. I can't wait until virtual assistants integrate gpt and we start seeing videos of people's phones spewing deranged nonsense in an audible voice
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2023 18:44 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:nobody washes their sheets that often what the gently caress Big Laundry wishes they did obviously
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2023 00:58 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:i just live in filth, works4me wontfix
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2023 18:03 |
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quote:The inventory has filled the company's warehouses to the brim, forcing Funko to rent storage containers to hold the excess product. And now, the product is worth less than it costs to keep on hand. storage wars but every unit is stacked floor to ceiling with funkos
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 01:50 |
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they really did it, they made a pop of every character that ever existed and are moving on to inanimate objects
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 04:04 |
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I do not believe that anyone could enjoy a funko pop
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 06:17 |
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the gundam is also over a foot tall, which makes it cheaper than funko pops by volume
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 07:03 |
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post hole digger posted:what the gently caress
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 18:04 |
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Gnossiennes posted:idk, i can't make fun of funko pops that much because many years ago, i spent like $100 on two yuri on ice nendoroids and they make me happy whenever i see em. you can make fun of them because they're ugly
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 18:57 |
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let a hundred yandere chatbots bloom
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 02:38 |
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amazing, it's like they're really in the room with me
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2023 19:32 |
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I would say that the crystal clear sign to pull all your money out is when the bank is called "silicon valley bank"
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2023 23:45 |
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we'll do all the banking for a sector famous for its bullshit, surely nothing can go wrong
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 08:10 |
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forbe
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 21:36 |
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am I supposed to know who that is
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2023 01:57 |
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Beeftweeter posted:are they seriously serving an impossible burger patty as steak I guess that's what happens when you tell a steakhouse that they have to provide a vegan option
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2023 03:20 |
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econony 📉
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2023 21:18 |
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one weird trick (the fed hates him) 1. get the loan for your lovely old treasuries 2. buy shiny new treasuries 3. default on the loan bam, you just upgraded your treasuries for free
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2023 07:28 |
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infernal machines posted:which company was called sbf? people are corporations, friend
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2023 00:01 |
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Agile Vector posted:can we at least talk about how Facebook Life looks like Second Life circa 2005 on a celeron? i know it has to run on an android chipset or whatever, but plenty of games run on the same chipset without looking like half-life .25 it seems like nobody involved knows what a texture is
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 22:23 |
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why are birth rates declining
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 23:16 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:"we may use regex as one of several tools like machine learning" lmao
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2023 22:43 |
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wow! it's just like spike johnson's "she"!
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 17:57 |
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Analytic Engine posted:The paranoid whatsapp dealer refused to accept anything but btc , his loss untraceable cash? no, I want a permanent record of my transactions for the world to see
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 19:54 |
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I mean it's less than 1% of the people they're firing so...
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2023 04:16 |
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you'll never light so much as a single billion on fire with 50 people so why bother
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2023 04:18 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 04:02 |
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what are the useful applications of LLMs, everything I've seen so far is either frivolous (AI dungeon, smut) or actively harmful (blogspam, misinformation, writing buggy code)
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2023 18:18 |