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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Truman Peyote posted:

Mark Suckerberg :smug:

epic

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Ruffian Price posted:

I've been promised that for 15 years

pro tip. keep making the same prediction and eventually when it comes true you can gloat and ignore all the times it didnít

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Shame Boy posted:

i didn't know uber even let you book trips that long, huh

can i have an uber driver haul me all the way across the country?

chinese ridesharing apps have a special mode for this and people actually use it. normally its like, a dude has to drive 15 hours to another city anyway so why not let a couple strangers ride along for $100 each or w/e. ive used it a few times to get places when train tickets were already sold out

my wife and i just did this for a 15 hour drive back to shenzhen a few weeks ago. it cost us about $100 plus the driver asked everyone to chip in for tolls and he also picked up 2 other guys going the same way, all through a ridesharing app

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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infernal machines posted:

there's no such thing as bad press.

ask milo yiannopoulos lol

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Sagebrush posted:

i don't wash my sheets weekly but i have four sets (more, really) and i do change them that often. do a big load every few weeks.

clean beds feel so nice and are so easy to achieve.

same but we change em every 2 weeks

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Beeftweeter posted:

i'm missing a spinal disc, it kind of is

owned.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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just have your wife do it

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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EricBauman posted:

this isn't a thing in the netherlands, im afraid.

i've only recently started to realize how much of bedding is culturally determined, based on ikea changing the sizes of pillowcases they sell in the netherlands. who knew swedish pillows are smaller

i think duvet covers should just have snap fasteners or a bit of velcro sewn into the corners, or maybe the entire upper seam. but in a way that you don't feel them when you're sleeping

u sure? im pretty sure its a thing in the ikea duvet covers and idk why theyd make them differently here

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Achmed Jones posted:

i've only changed a duvet cover once

:pwn:

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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infernal machines posted:

i don't even own a duvet cover

yah well mr. jones just admitted he does. but he doesnt put in the work. whats up with that

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Achmed Jones posted:

the duvet cover is just a cover for the duvet. as far as i can tell, duvets are comforters that take covers. it goes over the sheet, and is not a replacement for it. for that reason it doesn't get dirty a lot unless you have big smelly long dogs that jump on the bed with you

only got dirty once in your life?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Achmed Jones posted:

i never had duvet covers at all until we bought the cal king bed we have now when ms jones got pregnant. ms jones usually does it while i'm at work. but then i spilled something or noticed it was dirty or something so did it myself. i know this kind of pretend-to-not-understand thing is your schtick but this is feeling kinda weird

itís ok my wife does almost all the housework too.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Achmed Jones posted:

i never had duvet covers at all until we bought the cal king bed we have now when ms jones got pregnant. ms jones usually does it while i'm at work. but then i spilled something or noticed it was dirty or something so did it myself. i know this kind of pretend-to-not-understand thing is your schtick but this is feeling kinda weird

i just think itís funny to have done something like that exactly once. reminds me of when a roommate asked me where the dumpster was, 8 months into us living together, revealing that he had never yet taken the trash out

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Jonny 290 posted:

was it the guy that xi welded up the apartment door of maybe?

i dont think so because this was in massachusetts. if he moved to wuhan later i didnít hear about it

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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makes you think

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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that guy must have huge sheets or a tiny bedroom

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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EricBauman posted:

out of all of these, indonesia always seemed to me to be the best option. but realistically, if you're a rich white lady, you're going to go to bali or somewhere on java where it's way too easy for non-corrupt authorities to get you, in a high profile case. there's zero chance holmes would survive life somewhere in the jungles of borneo or sumatra where a small bribe makes the local cops forget they've even ever seen a white person

same with uae and kuwait. dubai and abu dhabi are the only places she'd be caught dead, and it's not like she could blend in in one of the lower tier emirates because she'll absolutely refuse to wear an abaya

the best option would be the serb majority part of kosovo, where kosovar authorities aren't really in control. but if you're willing to do that, you might as well sell your soul to putin and live in luxury in st petersburg

indonesia? the place that will arrest foreigners for having premarital sex?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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yah if its with your heterosexual spouse

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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mystes posted:

I think the problem is their whole business model is just trying to sell infinite funko pops to a relatively small number obsessive collectors or people who think they'll be able to sell them on ebay for more money later, so they just have to keep churning them out

sounds like the monkey nfts

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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FrozenVent posted:

holy gently caress they did



lol

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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surely you gotta at least do the smiling portrait laura palmer, you know, the image that appears at the end of every episode of the show. instead of the dead body

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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bob dobbs is dead posted:

54 cad is not surprisingly cheap, christ

plus $30 shipping. lol

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Beeftweeter posted:

i mean, i understand collecting stuff: i still have some beanie babies (my dogs like to play with them, now), some star war action figures (i like to play with them still! they are good for macro photos), some amiibo stuff (which have actual, if contrived, utility and are well-designed for the most part, so i like to take photos of those too), etc.

but none of that poo poo is in its original box. my beanie babies are mostly ripped up and smell like dogs, because they play with them. the star war stuff is all plastic melty

i really don't understand the funky plop stuff though. to me it seems to be what you all identified, faux nostalgia and economic speculation

e: lol typo

you let your dogs play with valuable collectors items like that???

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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mystes posted:

I don't get buying stuff like funko pops just to keep them in the boxes as collectibles but to be fair I never really understood the idea of collecting baseball cards or stuff like that either and I guess people have been doing that for a long time, so it must just be some impulse that some people have

Having 500 funko pops in their boxes just seems way more inconvenient/wasteful than having a binder of baseball cards too though

Also I tend to accumulate enough crap as it is so the idea of having a zillion funko pops or gundam models or something lying around just kind of freaks me out

can i interest you in: letting your dogs play with the funkos

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Beeftweeter posted:

well, zeus died recently so just eggy does now but still, he loves them. smol toys for smol dogs

occasionally the seams burst when he's carrying them around and so he spills the beans, but he also knows not to eat them. good dog

you should get him the laura palmer dog toy posted upthread

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Grace Baiting posted:

*funko sodas

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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itís u

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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theflyingexecutive posted:

we're well past fart apps and now onto blockchain B2C FaaS subscription models

https://www.patreon.com/fart

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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good question marc

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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i have a confession guys. the present craziness is my fault, specifically

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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i like jim cramer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJe86RQq8lQ

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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bob dobbs is dead posted:

equities markets are pricing in a solid chance of rip charles schwab, rip boa, rip wells fargo, also

ever heard of too big to fail

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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just like i said. svb is too big to fail

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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i donít buy it. none of you tech guys are doing anything real anyway, itís the fed and rates and crap

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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guy who posts in yospos 9 hours per day: my productivity going down killed the economy

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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mila kunis posted:

i hate this guy

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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rotor posted:

all these babies like "I lived through the Great Recession of 2008" like motherfucker things were better by 2010, we need someone who lived through fuckin stagflation

well, how was it?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Beeftweeter posted:

i see. you know, these vegan skillet chopped steaks are quite similar to the ones they have at burger king

lol

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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Kirk posted:

lol I just founded a startup Iím going to die irl

lol

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

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PIZZA.BAT posted:

holy poo poo it's cremnob

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