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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


can’t wait for windows 11 powered by gpt-backed cortana to utter racial slurs

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

belize is beautiful and has great scuba diving

but it’s corrupt as hell and full of the worst boomer american/canadian retirees imaginable living the touristy parts as well as a mecca for general fuckups and rejects that need an english speaking country to flee to because they can’t handle mexico

there’s a reason why john mcafee was there

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Pinterest Mom posted:



idk, i'd wait and see

buy the dip

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

FMguru posted:

https://twitter.com/spencernoon/status/1634004337226665984

a bank run by the smartest people in the world that funds the companies literally inventing the future* runs into trouble, and all you people can do is point and jeer? for shame, yospos. for shame.



* i.e., fart apps

imagine defending a loving bank on social media

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Chris Knight posted:

holy
loving
and this cannot be over emphasized
lmao

https://twitter.com/michaelmofina/status/1630227640341651456

if only I had my phone on me

lol

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

silicon valley receivership

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

rotor posted:

idk i really want to think that there's no political will to bail out silicon valley whiz kids but time will tell i guess

inshallah

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

PIZZA.BAT posted:

holy poo poo it's cremnob

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


interesting

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

AnimeIsTrash posted:

you all think i should start applying for sv tech start up jobs now?

if you’re willing to work for 100% startup equity, the sky’s the limit

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

post hole digger posted:

she also scrubbed the pricing page after people caught it lol



https://www.strongsuit.co/strongsuit-pricing

im the...copyright 2020 on the bottom of the pages

no, im the "blog" that exposes the subdomain on her lovely crm platform

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

mila kunis posted:

wjats contagion mean. is that when rich people's assets aren't made whole

it’s when one of the guys raw doggin’ in the rich people sex club got herpes

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Shame Boy posted:

that's yospos

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

post hole digger posted:

I think we should drop a hydrogen bomb on San Mateo County, California.

:yeah:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


isnt that just an app to keep track of your workouts? lol

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Beeftweeter posted:

lego island owned

:hai:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

lol if a layoff doesnt immediately put you in funemployment mode, especially after working at a FAANG

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

bob dobbs is dead posted:

and i knew a couple of vcs who moved to like miami, ate a 97% decrease in deal flow, and had to move back

lol

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


lol

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Gnossiennes posted:

15 people to write internal blog posts
15 people to make the internal podcast
10 managers
4 designers to make the graphics for the internal blog posts and internal podcast episode thumbnails
2 designers making ??? assets
2 social media managers
1 IT support staff
1 scrum master

im triggered

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Not a Children posted:

My best guess on this dumb poo poo: Having faced no material adversity or struggle in their lives, some people just need to make poo poo up to be scared of to drive themselves out of ennui

don’t doxx me

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

my parents put me in kindergarten 1 year early so i was always younger than everyone in my class, i still don’t really know why, probably to get my annoying rear end out of the house asap

it was mostly problematic in high school when everyone could get a drivers license except for me

i graduated college before i could legally drink lol

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Mega Comrade posted:

I wonder how much money Google has burned on their multiple failed Android messenging projects alone. But yeah, sure, save money on staplers.

or giving golden parachutes to pervert executives

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Nfcknblvbl posted:

figma jailbait balls

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

fart simpson posted:

product management is an administrative task that needs to be done. you gotta define the scope of what everyones working on

i guess that doesnt necessarily mean you need a single dedicated person to do it on every project but i dont think its invalid to have it as a specific role

sounds like something a loving product manager would say

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i dated a 17 year old once

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i was 16 :getin:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

BMan posted:

I'm sedentary and obese

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

fart simpson posted:

lol, in a forum where 99% of the posters are obese and sedentary you managed to complain about the one guy exercising wrong

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

the other great thing about truffle-containing products is reading the ingredients label and seeing the truffle content at like 0.05%

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I didn't read any of the last page but I just got a new android device

lol

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

ah gently caress the 12 to 13 upgrade on my old device was the one that totally hosed everything so badly I had to install the Microsoft launcher to actually make it useable

in summary

buy an iphone op

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

FMguru posted:

ione reason im skeptical about ar/vr catching on is that no one has yet found a compelling porn application for it

uhhh….ummmmm…..errrr….:sweatdrop:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

LanceHunter posted:

Oh hey, new “worst possible person” just dropped…

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1646220398940307460

lmao

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Achmed Jones posted:

whenever a small midwestern city tries to say it has a "style" of something it always ends in disaster. all pizza that isn't new york or chicago, cincinnati chili, st. louis pizza, etc

the only exception here is barbecue and that might just be because it's actually really hard to gently caress up bbq if you can manage the basics

https://twitter.com/davedittell/status/675806988572319744?s=20

this might be the only tweet i remember well enough to be able to google

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

post hole digger posted:

i wasnt there this year, but at our holiday party a lot of the younger new hires who'd never been to a corporate party like that before were doing shots at the bar before dinner and two of them barfed on themselves and had to be sent home in a cab lol

lmao

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I know a software vendor that bought another one and then took their name because whenever you searched their original name you got "CEO of $company arrested on child sex charges"

probably not a bad idea but the product they bought is poo poo and the two are integrsted v. Badly

tell me you’re from the uk without telling me you’re from the uk, the yospos post

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

qirex posted:

when we got new locks on my sisters place the locksmith was surprised we wanted high quality "dumb" mechanical only locks then proceeded to complain about smart systems for half an hour

a good locksmith

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

mediaphage posted:

the bad air dryers from them were the ones that made you stick your hands between two side pieces like playing operation and you couldn’t avoid touching.

I’ve never touched the sides of those and they work pretty great at drying my hands :smugbert:

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