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STABASS posted:it should be illegal to have sex imo Sex outside of marriage is illegal in some Muslim etc. totalitarian states, as are many other types of non-State-approved fun. You could go live in one of those countries if you're masochistic enough. But masochism would be illegal there too. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Mar 3, 2023 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Heck if the choice is loving a goon or joining a magic mushroom cult I know what I'm picking Can you pick both?
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Mar 3, 2023 06:13
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i am a virgin and i am writing a big effort post for u nooner. standby
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Mar 3, 2023 06:18
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I hosed a piece of poo poo!!
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I hosed a piece of poo poo!! They probably think the same of you.
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Mar 3, 2023 06:29
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Man I'm too busy laying pipe to have sex.
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Mar 3, 2023 06:39
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BigBadSteve posted:They probably think the same of you. It was a piece of poo poo from my rear end in a top hat!!
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Mar 3, 2023 06:43
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I got a friend whom cannot get laid, he watches a lot of anime and it has damaged his brain, unfortunately
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Mar 3, 2023 07:04
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Xenocides posted:Can you pick both? She did! I think maybe I was going through an inner self development and basically became a bloom of fungi sprouting, spiritually I mean. That probably explains it.
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Mar 3, 2023 07:04
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BigBadSteve posted:Sex outside of marriage is illegal in some Muslim etc. totalitarian states, as are many other types of non-State-approved fun. Getting arrested and punished for being a masochist is my kink.
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Mar 3, 2023 07:06
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Pontificating rear end posted:I got a friend whom cannot get laid, he watches a lot of anime and it has damaged his brain, unfortunately everyone has a friend like this, and if you don’t, unfortunately you’re that friend
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Mar 3, 2023 07:51
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I know a 36 year old virgin who claims he is "probably not a virgin anymore" because he had sex in a dream and it "felt very real" lol. I'm like ok dude thats funny as gently caress but I didn't really care either way.
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Mar 3, 2023 12:52
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Chrs posted:I know a 36 year old virgin who claims he is "probably not a virgin anymore" because he had sex in a dream and it "felt very real" lol. Have sex with your friend in 4 years
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Mar 3, 2023 13:10
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Then he can role-play being the 40 year old virgin
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Mar 3, 2023 13:14
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I considered having sex back in 2008, but I realized that everyone in my guild would suffer for it. these are the kinds of things you have to think about before you have sex
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Mar 3, 2023 13:20
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Pontificating rear end posted:watches a lot of anime and it has damaged his brain, unfortunately You hate to see it. It's inevitable, of course, but you still hate to see it.
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Mar 3, 2023 13:55
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Chrs posted:I know a 36 year old virgin who claims he is "probably not a virgin anymore" because he had sex in a dream and it "felt very real" lol. Lol I bet he sleepfucked his pillow
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Mar 3, 2023 14:07
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when i was younger, i told myself that if i make it past the age of 25 and im still a virgin that i might as well give up completely. anyway, I turned 25, and that was 12 years ago. thats the end of my story. no moral!
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Mar 3, 2023 14:18
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syntaxfunction posted:Does it count if they aren't on the clock? Like, if you have sex with someone that you meet and then later you find out they're a sex worker, but it wasn't work for them when you had sex does that mean you had sex with a sex worker or does it default to a descriptor they would prefer (artist, tutor, engineer, whatever)? What if you have sex with someone and then a few days later you get an invoice in the mail
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Mar 3, 2023 15:10
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its not the going with the ladies that i care about its the .... cumming lol u guys remember superbad, that was a great movie
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Mar 3, 2023 15:43
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I sat next to a lady on the bus today 
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Mar 3, 2023 15:47
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If you’re a virgin at 30 you should have to buy your penis a old lady wig, little reading glasses, knitting needles, house coat. Just sitting by the phone wondering why no one calls
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Mar 5, 2023 04:09
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Whatever happened to Alan 00X
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Mar 5, 2023 04:15
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CyprianLatewood posted:It seems like it would be kind of depressing. The one time i had sex was with an emotional connection with someone who I felt I really got along with pretty well, but we had both had drinks and she was a few years older than me and didn't really want to be involved after that, I think she felt like she was too old for me (I didn't think so, she was 35 and I was 29, but that's not my decision to make). Paying someone a few hundred dollars to have sex with me just feels like it would be pretty depressing overall, I would prefer to be with someone who actually wants to be with me rather than someone who's just going to work. It'd be depressing if you think it's gonna be depressing. Like anything else.
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Mar 5, 2023 04:18
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It gives me plenty of time to be with my one true love. They're 7.25 inches hard and helps keep my stuff seasoned.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Whatever happened to Alan 00X He got arrested in Romania with his brother.
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Mar 5, 2023 04:19
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Alan 00X...
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Mar 5, 2023 04:20
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35 and not married. It's alright.
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Duck and Cover posted:It gives me plenty of time to be with my one true love. They're 7.25 inches hard and helps keep my stuff seasoned. Pepper cannon, obviously.
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Mar 5, 2023 18:44
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BigBadSteve posted:Sex outside of marriage is illegal in some Muslim etc. totalitarian states, as are many other types of non-State-approved fun. There's nothing masochistic about loving and obeying God and as a result going to Heaven.
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Mar 5, 2023 19:07
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I got a boner once. It was weird. Good on that poo poo man. 
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Mar 5, 2023 19:19
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Day 11,347 Didn't gently caress a human woman today, again. Scrounged around the ruins of a grocery store for scraps. Jerked off to an aunt jemima syrup bottle. Bottle was empty. Making good progress on flexibility -- hope to suck my own dick within the next month or so. Signing off.
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Mar 5, 2023 19:29
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I filled a big plastic bag with 55kg of compost and drew a face on it. Her name is Keiko and we're on our honeymoon
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Mar 5, 2023 19:37
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kntfkr posted:It'd be depressing if you think it's gonna be depressing. Like anything else. It just kinda feels bad to think about having sex with someone who's not attracted to you at all, the transaction part isn't really the main issue.
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Mar 5, 2023 20:03
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It's ok millions of married couples manage to do it every few weeks or possibly even days!
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Mar 5, 2023 20:21
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you can find horny middle aged men on craigslist who are desperate to suck a dick, any dick. pretty easy way to go about it.
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Mar 5, 2023 20:23
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CyprianLatewood posted:It's pretty easy to make up for lost time if you're gay, even someone who looks like me can get half a dozen messages in like 5 minutes on grinder. I kinda wish the browse feature was available unpaid because I feel bad about never responding to any of them lol You're not wrong. (Though I thought you could respond to taps and messages even if they are from people you wouldn't be able to contact otherwise?)
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I was technically an adult when I lost my virginity. The sad thing is, I was (am) one of those really clueless nerdy dudes, and looking back, I had several opportunities earlier on, but I just... missed the cues.
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Mar 6, 2023 06:28
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Genesplicer posted:I was technically an adult when I lost my virginity. 
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Not quite that bad.
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