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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI

I feel like people don’t use change that much anymore. Like it’s not uncommon for me to go a couple months without ever putting coins in my pocket.

Is there a modern equivalent of rear end Pennies for a new age?

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




rear end nfts

membranoid
Feb 25, 2001

fart huffer
semen chugger
assple wallet

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

rear end yetis

Every day I stick a yeti tumbler up my rear end and return it to the store

You're probably tipping back one of my rear end yetis right now

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
It’s those little Bluetooth earbuds

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Now you just buy someone's personal information for a few bucks to get a leg up on them. Nothing says power over someone else like offering to pay for dinner and using their credit card for it.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Keep in mind it doesn’t haven’t the be something that you shove up your rear end. It could be something you let go rotten, or have your dog piss on, or something.

Or maybe something is digitally tainted.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
It's not about it being tainted, it was in his rear end.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Alucard posted:

Now you just buy someone's personal information for a few bucks to get a leg up on them. Nothing says power over someone else like offering to pay for dinner and using their credit card for it.

aren't there some security people talking about anus scans as a biometric

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
Just imagine they post on reddit. :smuggo:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Where I come from, you'd pay for goods and services by pulling the poo poo out of your rear end and putting it on the counter. All the richest people had the most massive shits!!

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


rear end-Funko-Pops?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Xenocides posted:

rear end-Funko-Pops?

There might be something to this. Like you’d need to have access to the Funko Pop factory. Can’t be that hard to do, getting a job there in China. And then you’d just take the little plastic beads and shove them up your rear end before they melt them down. Or cum on them.

Then bam! Every rear end in a top hat who buys those stupid little things you’ll have the advantage on!

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Where I come from, you'd pay for goods and services by pulling the poo poo out of your rear end and putting it on the counter. All the richest people had the most massive shits!!

Terrible how only the rich can afford enough food to make giant dumps

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Xenocides posted:

rear end-Funko-Pops?

Anyone who's been here long enough knows that only Star Wars figures go up your rear end.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

rear end nfts

I was gonna say bit-rear end-coin, but this is much better

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Keep in mind it doesn’t haven’t the be something that you shove up your rear end. It could be something you let go rotten, or have your dog piss on, or something.

Or maybe something is digitally tainted.

It absolutely has to be something that was inside your rear end OP

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Anything can fit in your rear end if you try hard enough

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

I am pretty dated. I bet the new version understands all the features on their phone.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
The human butt can stretch to a maximum diameter of nine inches

I’ve had to share this information here before

That’s still big enough to fit a lot of things

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I stick thumb drives up my rear end, each one containing the Dogecoin equivalent of one penny at the time of write. I hand them out at birthday parties, restaurants, etc.

nom epique
Apr 24, 2022

by VideoGames
Pennies are what your supposed to hit your knees and thank B for when he honks one your way OP

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
A wise man once said: A penny saved is a penny earned. You moron You absolute baffoon

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

yeah they're called coochie bucks

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Lt. Cock posted:

The human butt can stretch to a maximum diameter of nine inches

I’ve had to share this information here before

That’s still big enough to fit a lot of things

yeah i've seen Jerry McGuire, you had me at "show me the money"

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

A firm handshake

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

This one started out all stainless steel

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Smugworth posted:

This one started out all stainless steel


gross

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Modern day equivelent is poo poo posts OP. If you post enough poo poo on social media anytime you talk to someone you know at some point they have read your poo poo posts.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
wait... how come the bottom is still stainless steal?

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Sounding rod. You gift it to someone and say it's a crackpipe.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Butcher posted:

Sounding rod. You gift it to someone and say it's a crackpipe.

this isn't the how to get killed by a crackhead thread

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

wait... how come the bottom is still stainless steal?

You tipping back a yeti bro?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Smugworth posted:

You tipping back a yeti bro?

I don't understand the mechanics of that but I am sure it is gross

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

it's covid, op

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

what about the proto rear end-penny equivalent i bet that was uncomfortable

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Dick pics, OP

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I keep a roll of dimes in my urethra. I'm working my way up to a roll of quarters by the end of the year.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

flubber nuts posted:

I keep a roll of dimes in my urethra. I'm working my way up to a roll of quarters by the end of the year.

This is your dharma, and we are at a crossroads as we meet on our separate paths.

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girl befriender
Sep 22, 2014

by vyelkin
im sure your dealer is still transporting your stuff like that if that helps at all.

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