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https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI I feel like people don’t use change that much anymore. Like it’s not uncommon for me to go a couple months without ever putting coins in my pocket. Is there a modern equivalent of rear end Pennies for a new age?
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 22:16 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 10:48 |
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rear end nfts
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 22:17 |
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assple wallet
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 22:18 |
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rear end yetis Every day I stick a yeti tumbler up my rear end and return it to the store You're probably tipping back one of my rear end yetis right now
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 22:20 |
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It’s those little Bluetooth earbuds
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 22:27 |
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Now you just buy someone's personal information for a few bucks to get a leg up on them. Nothing says power over someone else like offering to pay for dinner and using their credit card for it.
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 22:33 |
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Keep in mind it doesn’t haven’t the be something that you shove up your rear end. It could be something you let go rotten, or have your dog piss on, or something. Or maybe something is digitally tainted.
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 23:32 |
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It's not about it being tainted, it was in his rear end.
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 23:38 |
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Alucard posted:Now you just buy someone's personal information for a few bucks to get a leg up on them. Nothing says power over someone else like offering to pay for dinner and using their credit card for it. aren't there some security people talking about anus scans as a biometric
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 23:56 |
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Just imagine they post on reddit.
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 00:08 |
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Where I come from, you'd pay for goods and services by pulling the poo poo out of your rear end and putting it on the counter. All the richest people had the most massive shits!!
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 00:09 |
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rear end-Funko-Pops?
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 00:09 |
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Xenocides posted:rear end-Funko-Pops? There might be something to this. Like you’d need to have access to the Funko Pop factory. Can’t be that hard to do, getting a job there in China. And then you’d just take the little plastic beads and shove them up your rear end before they melt them down. Or cum on them. Then bam! Every rear end in a top hat who buys those stupid little things you’ll have the advantage on!
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 00:17 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Where I come from, you'd pay for goods and services by pulling the poo poo out of your rear end and putting it on the counter. All the richest people had the most massive shits!! Terrible how only the rich can afford enough food to make giant dumps
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 00:26 |
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Xenocides posted:rear end-Funko-Pops? Anyone who's been here long enough knows that only Star Wars figures go up your rear end.
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 00:28 |
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Bad Purchase posted:rear end nfts I was gonna say bit-rear end-coin, but this is much better
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 00:28 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Keep in mind it doesn’t haven’t the be something that you shove up your rear end. It could be something you let go rotten, or have your dog piss on, or something. It absolutely has to be something that was inside your rear end OP
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 00:29 |
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Anything can fit in your rear end if you try hard enough
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 00:30 |
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I am pretty dated. I bet the new version understands all the features on their phone.
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 00:40 |
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The human butt can stretch to a maximum diameter of nine inches I’ve had to share this information here before That’s still big enough to fit a lot of things
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 00:41 |
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I stick thumb drives up my rear end, each one containing the Dogecoin equivalent of one penny at the time of write. I hand them out at birthday parties, restaurants, etc.
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 00:44 |
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Pennies are what your supposed to hit your knees and thank B for when he honks one your way OP
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 00:44 |
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A wise man once said: A penny saved is a penny earned. You moron You absolute baffoon
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 00:47 |
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yeah they're called coochie bucks
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 00:50 |
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Lt. Cock posted:The human butt can stretch to a maximum diameter of nine inches yeah i've seen Jerry McGuire, you had me at "show me the money"
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 01:12 |
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A firm handshake
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 01:16 |
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This one started out all stainless steel
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 01:26 |
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Smugworth posted:This one started out all stainless steel gross
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 01:28 |
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Modern day equivelent is poo poo posts OP. If you post enough poo poo on social media anytime you talk to someone you know at some point they have read your poo poo posts.
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 01:29 |
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wait... how come the bottom is still stainless steal?
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 01:29 |
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Sounding rod. You gift it to someone and say it's a crackpipe.
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 02:18 |
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The Butcher posted:Sounding rod. You gift it to someone and say it's a crackpipe. this isn't the how to get killed by a crackhead thread
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 02:19 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:wait... how come the bottom is still stainless steal? You tipping back a yeti bro?
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 02:21 |
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Smugworth posted:You tipping back a yeti bro? I don't understand the mechanics of that but I am sure it is gross
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 02:28 |
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it's covid, op
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 07:22 |
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what about the proto rear end-penny equivalent i bet that was uncomfortable
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 08:14 |
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Dick pics, OP
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 08:45 |
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I keep a roll of dimes in my urethra. I'm working my way up to a roll of quarters by the end of the year.
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 08:52 |
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flubber nuts posted:I keep a roll of dimes in my urethra. I'm working my way up to a roll of quarters by the end of the year. This is your dharma, and we are at a crossroads as we meet on our separate paths.
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 08:57 |
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im sure your dealer is still transporting your stuff like that if that helps at all.
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