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Greetings stakeholders, I normally use these minutes to commend the efforts of our departments and report on their earnings. Unfortunately 2022 was not a strong year for us and 2023 is looking even worse, but as Walt used to say "On with the show!" I'd like to take this time to go over our action items. - We are sending C&D and takedown notices to Archive.org for their images of Racist Disneyland. These are photos dating back to as early as 1949 of the unfinished park. - We are ending construction on Racist Disneyland and will be relinquishing the land back to the Government of Orange County. - We will be auditing the attraction blueprints and floorplans from Racist Disneyland to assess their potential integration into Disneyland.
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Sourdough Sam posted:Greetings stakeholders, I normally use these minutes to commend the efforts of our departments and report on their earnings. Unfortunately 2022 was not a strong year for us and 2023 is looking even worse, but as Walt used to say "On with the show!" I'd like to take this time to go over our action items. Club 33 is open to everyone willing to wear a skirt or jacket.
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Mar 16, 2023 23:56
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I think we should sell star wars to cubone for a dollar
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Mar 16, 2023 23:57
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Club 33 is open to everyone willing to wear a skirt or jacket. If you throw up due to overindulgence at Club 33 you receive a coupon making your next drinking session there under $500 free.
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Mar 16, 2023 23:59
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What if we made a good star wars movie? Nah that's too crazy.
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Mar 16, 2023 23:59
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Let's remake mary poppins starring billie eilish. The kids will love it
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Mar 16, 2023 23:59
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What is color grading?!? Sounds woke.
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Mar 17, 2023 00:00
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Leverage old properties for capital, Song of the South 4k re-release
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Mar 17, 2023 00:03
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*shuts down everything* *world rejoices*
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Mar 17, 2023 00:03
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What? You have a problem with our company? We can use Disney magic to make it go away....
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Mar 17, 2023 00:04
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And you all think the Disney vault is a metaphor 
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Mar 17, 2023 00:04
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your the new executive eh? after this meeting we're going go do lines off walts frozen corpse, wanna come?
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You Are A Elf posted:*shuts down everything* *because no more sequels, prequels, or reboots*
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Saalkin posted:your the new executive eh? after this meeting we're going go do lines off walts frozen corpse, wanna come? Wanna come? I already have under the table you dumbass!
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we have mustered our private police force. a clash with the florida national guard to hold control of reedy creek is now inevitable. my advisors tell me we are on good ground and morale is high. they expect we will prevail and are already laying plans to march on tallahassee by summer.
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After a vigorous bilateral discussion with the governor's new Reedy Creek board in which many opinions were shared and considered by all parties, the upcoming Tiana's Bayou Adventure attraction has been retooled and will now be Tiana's Magic Lamppost Ride. We appreciate the input from the governor's office on this exciting new direction.
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Mar 17, 2023 00:22
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Bad Purchase posted:we have mustered our private police force. a clash with the florida national guard to hold control of reedy creek is now inevitable. Do we have plans for Ron DeSantis after we win this war? I've been mulling over a little idea inspired by a certain work by Alexandre Dumas. *slaps down a Goofy mask with a heavy iron padlock onto the board room table*
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Mar 17, 2023 00:47
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Hello is this Saudi Arabia? I'm fine thanks, how are you? Great. Look I want to sell the entire Walt Disney Corporation for about $200 billion, but don't try to pay me in child slaves because we have a ton of those already.
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Is there any animated movie that we haven't yet made at least ten direct to tv sequles for? If so fire who ever is in charge of those properties at the moment, and make sure we get each of them up to that magic ten number by the end of the year. And yes that includes songs of south. It had animation in it dumbass. it's what walt would of wanted. *sniff*
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I'm going to put stilleto heels on a camel
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Mar 17, 2023 01:37
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Over in TV animation, we've successfully cancelled all the popular shows and are proceeding at full speed at filling the schedule with Chibis and tsum-tsums.
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Mar 17, 2023 01:41
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how about an entire series about that animal that farted so sexily in jarjar's face in the phantom menace?
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Mar 17, 2023 01:43
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I'm happy to report that development of our content advisory AI is complete. Machine learning has allowed for us to more efficiently identify the potential risk of depicting characters of non-traditional sexuality in our content. The "Gay-I", as we've been calling it, has already re-written and re-animated every scene it deems "too gay" for our global audiences in our current pipeline of content releases.
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im thinking song of the south cgi remake
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I forget do we own lord of the rings? Yeah, seems like something we own. So lets re do that, but animated and all the characters are baby versions. Like baby Yoda, baby muppets style. Everyone loves that poo poo. Should be able to sell a poo poo load of toys. Do it with those cape people that make us all the money as well.
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Hi guys, gals and Disney pals! Wheatley Crumb here with your Magical Dark Ops Update!! *passes out folders with Goofy wearing a balaclava* - Operative M. Toad is deeply embedded in the current government as a driver. His reports from inside the DeSantis campaign have been wild to say the least. -ATID (Adults Too Into Disney) agents in Georgia report we can easily overtake any efforts made by Six Flags to encroach into Florida. We are willing to send the Country Bears into Jacksonville to raze the whole town if needed. - We accepted Tokyo Disneyland's offer to construct Death Reaper Gundams in Florida. Phase One construction right by I-4 has gone relatively unnoticed; some folks actually like it! Gorsh! Gundam EYESORE-1 will be completed by 2025, with EYESORE-2 starting construction near the old site of the Holy Land Experience in 2026
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Mar 17, 2023 01:59
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Hiring a new team of voice actors to re-dub Bluey in normal English
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Mar 17, 2023 02:03
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So you had your quarterly all team too today op
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bossy lady posted:how about an entire series about that animal that farted so sexily in jarjar's face in the phantom menace?
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Mar 17, 2023 02:07
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When people come to our parks, they need to eat food. That means we can charge whatever we want!
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Mar 17, 2023 02:16
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The Smiling Mouse and Snickering Dog nuclear weapons tests concluded very successfully this week. We are now preparing the address to the UN and the final design of the camps.
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Mar 17, 2023 02:38
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Let's just give Chris Pratt money for being an untalented sack of poo poo that anyone in America could replace. People like that,right?
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Mar 17, 2023 02:40
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Chris Pratt related profits are booming
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To add a sense of excitement and danger while walking around our parks I recommend that each day one or two of our costumed actors be given permission to assault guests if they wish.
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Mar 17, 2023 02:43
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Micky and Minnie are loving Goofy go make a movie about it Just don't show it to the public
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Mar 17, 2023 02:44
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We have acquired the rights to Star Trek, Anne Frank and Brian Jacques' series of Red Wall novels. No plans for Red Wall but we're merging Anne Frank and Star Trek into the MCU for Phase 6. Someone get Chris Pratt & Zendaya on the horn. Start suing the Frank estate for using our IP. Go, go!
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We are proud to announce a new SEX-themed park in Orlando. BEFORE YOU ALL COMPLAIN which I know you're going to there will be a strict 48" height requirement
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Somehow, Oswald has returned...
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Hmmmmmmmmmm...that Japanese businessman in the elevator might have had a good point or two...
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Let's buy the rights to all Leni Riefenstahl movies. Fascism is getting big, we need to get on that
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