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If you don't raise the price of the turkey legs, I will loving kill you.
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kntfkr posted:We have acquired the rights to Star Trek, Anne Frank and Brian Jacques' series of Red Wall novels. No plans for Red Wall but we're merging Anne Frank and Star Trek into the MCU for Phase 6. Someone get Chris Pratt & Zendaya on the horn. Start suing the Frank estate for using our IP. Go, go! get those freakin red wall funkos flowin!!!
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Mar 17, 2023 03:15
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*spends all day in the office drawing stick figure people labelled "Disney Adults" with dollars signs around them
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Mar 17, 2023 03:17
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Now we have the simpsons IP can we make an itchy and scrathy land. And it needs to be authentic killer robots and all. Were disney we can't go half measures on this, unless guess are seeing other guest dying in front of them, if they are not getting emotionally scared for life, WE ARE NOT GIVING THEM AN AUTHENTIC EXPERIENCE. DISNEY DOES NOT SELL OUT LIKE THAT drat IT. Yes shut up, I have seen the episode, yes, yes, yes I know no one actually dies in it, but Itchy and Scratchy land isn't about a surface level reading of the episode, it's about getting to the heart of the episode. What the episode is really trying to "say".
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My children need wine!
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Mar 17, 2023 03:18
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we need to start buying up more homes for our disney
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Mar 17, 2023 03:24
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snergle posted:we need to start buying up more homes for our disney You mean NoTomorrowLand or Scriptown, USA?
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Mar 17, 2023 03:38
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*snorts a line of coke* What if we hit demographics we haven't had in a while?! MULAN IS A TERF NOW, ALSO LET'S MAKE THAT HUNCHBACK GUY A NAZI! Market share people, market share! *another massive line is snorted*
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Grumblepuff posted:You mean NoTomorrowLand or Scriptown, USA? https://www.theverge.com/2022/2/16/22937210/disney-residential-communities-storyliving-cotino-planned-town the prototype one is just outside palm springs
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Mar 17, 2023 03:50
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What if we do a Puff the Magic Dragon remake. But we make it about how their puffs are steam and not smoke. But he can make smoke, only when he lets out the fire breath, maybe it's to stop a hurricane or something. And he's so big now he can like fly in the opposite direction of the hurricane to slow it down? We own that IP right?
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Mar 17, 2023 03:53
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So been hearing in a news about this ChatGBB thing or what ever. Seems lot of companies are thinking they'll be able to use that rather than employee people. Does anyone here know anything about it. Or more importantly can we use it to finally get rid of all those assholes we pay to much to play dress up in our parks? 5% bonus this year for the first one of assholes that makes this works!
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Mar 17, 2023 03:55
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Puff lives by the sea not in Orlando
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Mar 17, 2023 03:56
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*buys Nintendo specifically to make Super Mario Bros 35 available to play again*
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Mar 17, 2023 04:06
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why are there no robots that jack you off in tomorrowland? i specifically said there should be robots that jack you off, like everywhere, in tomorrowland if there isn't a robot that jacks you off outside space mountain by 9 am tomorrow you're fired
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Mar 17, 2023 04:09
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Release the officially sponsored smash or pass list
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Okay everyone, I've heard a lot of good ideas today on, um what ever it was we were discussing, I think your all got this under control, but anyway I've already been at work, hmm yep 10 minutes today, so that's me done this week. Anyway I'll drop by in, I don't know three, maybe four month time. Until than great job all! Oh yeah, I'll be on my private yacht so won't be able to contact me until than, so um just listen to, um them I guess, the one who said I had a nice tie when I came in, what ever your name is, you, your acting ceo till then! Anyway I'm off, Congrats!!!
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Mar 17, 2023 04:17
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We plan to release 365 star wars movies this year on Disney++ for the low price of $100 per day subscription plan. Think of the profits!
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Lets make our twink anime phone game really horny.
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Mar 17, 2023 05:19
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its a me. a marion!
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Man, I hate animation.
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Hey a while back I sorta remember reading something about some famous Chinese Winnie the Pooh guy or something, hey can one of the interns who's not doing anything quickly go write up an open letter to them, see if they'll star in our upcoming live action Winnie the pooh remake. We really want to get our viewership up in the Chinese market, think getting some random famous guy China involved in a project could really help.
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hey im the president of disney subsidiary island records in the year 1996 i just signed the insane clown posse to my record label  this is gonna go super well, kids like clowns right?
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HonorableTB posted:hey im the president of disney subsidiary island records in the year 1996 Oh 100 percent. And I don't know why but I for some reason get a weird christian rock band vibe off them, so they should be supper mild. Just maybe occasional put them in a show with some of our "cooler" stars to make sure they don't seem too lame.
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*deletes local police report*
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dr_rat posted:Oh 100 percent. And I don't know why but I for some reason get a weird christian rock band vibe off them, so they should be supper mild. Just maybe occasional put them in a show with some of our "cooler" stars to make sure they don't seem too lame. OMG they said some bad words hurry and pull it off the shelves
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Okay so I'm implimenting a new policy. No new live action remakes of our classic animated films unless there actually is a good twist that changes it up significantly. And now Ariel being played by a black girl or Genie being played by Will Smith doesn't count. Anyone who suggests such a film will be personally stabbed in the neck with a large knife by me. Now onto to elephant in the room. Yes I did start this meeting by stabbing Jonson in the neck with a large knife. Yes it was because he greenlit Cruella. Yes Cruella did have a twist on 101 Dalamations that changed the film significantly. But I assure you it was not related to the new policy. It was because seriously the dude got a script treatment form someboy who watched 101 Dalamations and said "I really feel for the cartoon lady who wants to murder over 100 puppies." I mean seriously what the gently caress Jonson? David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 15:12 on Mar 17, 2023 |
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No, but it's okay because attack dalmatians murdered her mom while baby Cruella watched.
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We will now start paying the people who work in our theme parks a living wa...hahahaha just kidding gently caress them.
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Disney got pwnd by Desanctimonious lol
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What's something else we can buy and haphazardly throw in the parks? Kids like Goku, right? Can we buy that?
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Gonna need another Mandalorian clone STAT. Who else we got on hand that looks like Pedro Pascal?
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cumpantry posted:im thinking song of the south cgi remake I like where you're going with this. The property is woefully undermonetized. Please get the creatives to put in a song and dance spectacular for the tar baby bit? Maybe Ye can come up with a track.
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Mar 17, 2023 16:59
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We're replacing Space Mountain with the Chris Pratt Dialysis Pavilion. Get Wreck-It-Ralph on the horn!
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This is a distress signal from private Roy-108, Pluto Squad, Annual Pass Holder... The operation to capture "Myakka Prospect" has failed. My commanding officer is AWOL. We're out of ammo. The batteries on my TAC-Ears are drained. This god drat swamp. The Floridians... They came out of the mud...
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Kids are clamoring for a live action adaptation of The Rescuers Down Under
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Fievel Goes East and it's an anime now
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Disney: After Dark
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