Tell me about living in tennessee

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DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

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# ? Mar 21, 2023 21:50

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Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Happy cows come from California, not people

# ? Mar 21, 2023 21:50

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Iowa is still pretty cool, you get to learn how to drive in all seasons!

# ? Mar 21, 2023 21:51

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

California doesn�t care about human life, whereas Tennessee, which still lets the state do human sacrifices in prisons and is even debating bring back firing squads, does care about human life. Bing bing so simpleton

# ? Mar 21, 2023 22:16

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

This is the Lieutenant Govenor

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1634227048469151750?s=20

# ? Mar 21, 2023 22:16

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

AKA Pseudonym posted:

This is the Lieutenant Govenor

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1634227048469151750?s=20

what was he doing? I don't have twitter but am curious

# ? Mar 21, 2023 23:42

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

people in COMMIE-fornia drink too much ALMOND MILK!!
I bet they invented AVOCADO TOAST too!!

# ? Mar 21, 2023 23:44

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

A Strange Aeon posted:

what was he doing? I don't have twitter but am curious

likin pictures of twinks asses and commenting 🔥🔥🔥 on them, then saying he did it because he was engaging with his constituents

you know, traditional value white picket fence poo poo

Methanar

# ? Mar 21, 2023 23:46

TenTonHammer: Oct 3, 2003; Davidian

Quaint Quail Quilt posted:

12 years ago I moved to Knoxville from Michigan

The price of my house doubled over the last 4 years, so you maybe should have done this 4 years ago like I did. (Still cheap to a Californian, one moved next door at the peak of the boom)

East Tennessee is pretty, mountains are cool.
The traffic is way worse than it has to be, I blame old people mostly (retirees also like no state income tax) but a lot of others seem baffled by concepts like, passing lane, roundabout, 3 way stop and on ramps! (Seriously so many people merge onto 70mph traffic at 40 or less)

Plenty of people also go 15 under with a line of 30 cars behind them and nowhere to pass.

Some of the worst allergies in the country in Knoxville, I did not have them until I moved here. One year pollen was 3/16 of an inch or more on my car in one day.

Everyone seems big into sports and I am not, I've honestly not met many video gamers.

I met my wife here, she doesn't want to move and it's grown on me, but most people and laws here are a bit behind the times.

Hey Knoxville gaming buddy, if you and the wife haven't done it, you should hit up bit burger and token game tavern in West Knox. Its a fun little night out with gaming if you like that kind of thing sometimes.

# ? Mar 21, 2023 23:54