Tell me about living in tennessee

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Tell me about living in tennessee

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

OP, you would always be thought of as "that dang ol' gamer boy from the North." But if you can catch an alligator barehanded, or roll a cigarette one-handed, or skull a quart of moonshine, or do funny tricks with your penis and scrotum, you will impress the locals. If you swing that way and have a huge schlong you'll impress the women particularly, but watch you don't end up at a shotgun wedding with the guns pointed at you. Somewhat unrelated: if you're colored or Jewish, don't go there, for your own safety.

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