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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."
Heís tiny bit thick, so Iím probably gonna double up on tasers

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."
I will lure him into a pit trap with a plate of vodka dipped candies, probably sno-caps

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
I just did op, he's locked in my garage. hes real mad about it too.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."
I just put my beers in the garage fridge. Now I have to go past Putin to get my bud :(

zone
Dec 6, 2016
it's crazy! after that arrest order, people started seeing Putins around every corner! OK, they're all manlets with bald heads, but that's beside the point

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011



Iím ďPutinĒ him in jail right now op!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011



Me and my boy Senad went out and got him. Senad walked right up to him and said something real low in Bosnian and then ashed his cigarette out right on olí Vladdyís forehead. Sometimes you just need the right guy for the job.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


I'd be happy if they just stopped letting him score those soft rear end goals during one of his idiotic hockey games and someone just lit him the gently caress up with their shoulder

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

You're all I think, this thing set troublin
I have a lead on a huge adult diaper order going somewhere to the Moscow suburbs. This could be our big breakthrough

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

We have to suck him off, Vladmir Putin. We have to stroke him off, and do stuff to him. He's got to get his rocks off, he's pent up. He's been hiding it all underneath. Like the song featuring Lady Saw. Somebody's got to do it. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

In Soviet Russia, Putin arrest you!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

This is what I'm gonna do to Putin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnFazgfX8F8

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

GABA ghoul posted:

I have a lead on a huge adult diaper order going somewhere to the Moscow suburbs. This could be our big breakthrough

are they rubber diapers?

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005


heh cool

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
Get this guys, we trick him into an Europa Universalis IV LAN match, but then cuff his hands behind his back so he has to watch Rus get demolished in real time.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
Putin is dead isnít he? Or did they prop up another one? :thunk:

zone
Dec 6, 2016

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Putin is dead isnít he? Or did they prop up another one? :thunk:

Putin still alive today in Serbia 2023

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
OK I caught him but I have no idea what to do with him somebody else take him

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Treecko posted:

OK I caught him but I have no idea what to do with him somebody else take him

We're putting him in daycare.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Treecko posted:

OK I caught him but I have no idea what to do with him somebody else take him

hug him and kiss him and call him Georgy

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

We're putting him in daycare.

I don't think he'll play nice with the other kids...

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
He's just gonna scream "MINE! MINE MIIIINE" and kick over someone's Duplo castle

Then I'll get a call and have to pick him right back up

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

Official
Support Representative


I'll funroll your loops!
Didn't he assault Naomi Campbell?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Me and my boy Senad went out and got him. Senad walked right up to him and said something real low in Bosnian and then ashed his cigarette out right on olí Vladdyís forehead. Sometimes you just need the right guy for the job.

God dammit

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right
Maybe they can revive Otto skorzeny to nab him

Piss Creep
Dec 16, 2022
I hope Iraq and Afghanistan are funding Russia.

Jillian Shit
Dec 11, 2003

Just smoked a blunt with Putin and he told me y'all aint poo poo lmao

Stonehouse Beach
Feb 8, 2019
I crap in a poo tin, don't take my happiness

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I would watch a Columbo episode where he entraps pootie poot

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

putin is protected by steven segal he is untouchable youre all kidding yourselves

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Wall Balls posted:

putin is protected by steven segal he is untouchable youre all kidding yourselves

M Night Shyamalan level plot twist: steven seagull was a deep cover agent all along

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Thought Vlad got impaled a long time ago

Turns out, I don't know how to read

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!
Lock him up! Lock him up!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i think putin has suffered enough, we should leave him be

Jillian Shit
Dec 11, 2003

His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he aint never goiní to no slammer. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Putin. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

he is a little people he will simply slide through the bars of the cell :shrug:

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
plot twist putin was trump all along

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
we can try but he already has the lawyer who came up with "affluenza" on speed dial so he's gonna walk.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!
I bet it'd be pretty funny, as a gag, to put Chia seeds on Putin's head. Just like, leave 'em there, see if they grow.

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zone
Dec 6, 2016

mind the walrus posted:

I bet it'd be pretty funny, as a gag, to put Chia seeds on Putin's head. Just like, leave 'em there, see if they grow.

the evil NATO biolab pigeons would eat them before they even took root.

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