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My chest is all stuffed up and ive got a headache but I dont htink it is like im actually sick, i think it might be that i was doing a lot of sawing yesterday while i was working on house and breathed in a lot of saw dust which is whtat is making my chest feel so not good anyway, im thinking if chest full of sawdust is the cause i need to get that poo poo outtathere before i feel better and was thinking that I got a can of duster I have for computer stuff maybe that should work for blowing out all this dang sawdust? like theoretically im basically using it for its exact intended purpose, right? IDK help me goon doctor will blasting some duster in my lungs help do you think??
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Mar 20, 2023 16:14
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i have only heard good things about huffing duster!
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Mar 20, 2023 16:15
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Nooner posted:My chest is all stuffed up and ive got a headache but I dont htink it is like im actually sick, i think it might be that i was doing a lot of sawing yesterday while i was working on house and breathed in a lot of saw dust which is whtat is making my chest feel so not good double jupiter posted:So it's bad to take boner pills if you snort coke?
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Mar 20, 2023 16:20
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you need to rinse those lungs, just inhale some water and then hang upside down to drain
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Mar 20, 2023 16:22
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you could also inhale a lot of mold spores, those will break down any bits of wood in your sacs
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Mar 20, 2023 16:23
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what you need to do, is start drinking your own piss
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Mar 20, 2023 16:23
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Bad Purchase posted:you could also inhale a lot of mold spores, those will break down any bits of wood in your sacs youre not fooling me with this one again, Bad Purchase!!
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Mar 20, 2023 16:27
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dsf posted:what you need to do, is start drinking your own piss Piss is stored in the the sacs
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Mar 20, 2023 16:29
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It's probably just heartburn
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Mar 20, 2023 16:34
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Nooner please don’t inhale duster it’s very dangerous and you could die! You’re supposed to spray it in your butt so it blows the sawdust up out of your mouth.
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Mar 20, 2023 16:38
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RIP in Piss Nooner. Murdered by sawdust
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Mar 20, 2023 16:49
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One weird trick doctors don’t want you to know!
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Mar 20, 2023 16:55
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Them titties is stuffed up nooner. Tell me more about it
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Mar 20, 2023 17:37
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Snort a shitload of termites goonsire
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Mar 20, 2023 17:40
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Another baby born fatherless, RIP Nooner
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Mar 20, 2023 17:40
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His headstone will read 'never learned anything about PPC'
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Mar 20, 2023 17:42
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DO NOT INHALE FROM A DUSTER CAN, you'll just push the sawdust further down. Put the little straw up your butt and then pull the trigger with your mouth wide open.
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Mar 20, 2023 17:43
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There's no problem really, you're just in for a rough 12-48 hours as the sawdust becomes a pliable inner lining, protecting you from cold air when breathing
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Mar 20, 2023 17:47
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You need some ants to crawl in and carry the sawdust out. Just put them in all your orifices, they'll know what to do once they're in. Get the real big fuckers too, sounds like theres a lot of sawdust -the Mayo Clinic
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Mar 20, 2023 17:47
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You can also fill your lungs up with epoxy which will harden and collect all the bits of sawdust. Then you just pull the epoxy out. Not only will you be sawdust free but you’ll also have a cool model of your lungs!
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Mar 20, 2023 17:50
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Yes, better do both the ants and epoxy (order not important) just to make sure you get all of it, thats some cutting edge medical treatment straight out of Stanford
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Mar 20, 2023 18:01
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all of the advice itt is going to get you killed, op what you need to do is put a flamethrower down your throat and fire it up so it burns up all the sawdust
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Mar 20, 2023 18:02
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I'm gonna be the weirdo that gives a real response. maybe breathing steam could help? Like just run a hot shower and sit in there for a while. I wonder if mucinex might help you cough it out?? Ianad though
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Mar 20, 2023 18:06
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My foot started hurting real bad yesterday morning when I woke. There's no swelling, and I haven't stepped on anything visible. It's sore as poo poo half the time while sitting but if I stand and put weight on it it feels like someone is stabbing me on the foot. I got a little ankle brace on, I think it helps
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Mar 20, 2023 18:10
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If you just inhale fire it will burn all of the saw dust up and then you can blow the smoke out into cool smoke rings bud.
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Mar 20, 2023 18:12
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Cmon you knew we're not real doctors, just real goons
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Mar 20, 2023 18:14
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How the hell are you gonna rub silvadene inside yourself after inhaling fire, you god drat morons
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Mar 20, 2023 18:14
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Here, take some 800mg Motrin. DOD Approved.
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Mar 20, 2023 18:14
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Have you thought about using the time machine to bring this mask I'm handing you to you past self so you don't breath in sawdust?
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Mar 20, 2023 18:17
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We’re in the middle of a kitchen remodel that required quite a bit of demo in our 1940s house. All the dust wrecked me and I felt ill and had daily bloody noses and a sore throat from post nasal drip until I got one of these bad boys.  Now I flush out all the crap in my nasal cavity before bed and feel great.
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Mar 20, 2023 18:31
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I can help you but I need to know your weight and if you are sexually active
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Mar 20, 2023 18:36
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Milo and POTUS posted:My foot started hurting real bad yesterday morning when I woke. There's no swelling, and I haven't stepped on anything visible. It's sore as poo poo half the time while sitting but if I stand and put weight on it it feels like someone is stabbing me on the foot. Sorry about your gout op
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Mar 20, 2023 18:38
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Just pick your nose and eat the sawdust to build your immune system
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Mar 20, 2023 18:39
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Pug Rodeo posted:We’re in the middle of a kitchen remodel that required quite a bit of demo in our 1940s house. All the dust wrecked me and I felt ill and had daily bloody noses and a sore throat from post nasal drip until I got one of these bad boys. What is this called I tried neti pots frankly I believe it's all mumbo jumbo but I have tiny sinuses that are always irritated I'll try anything
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Mar 20, 2023 18:39
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Dixville posted:I'm gonna be the weirdo that gives a real response. maybe breathing steam could help? Like just run a hot shower and sit in there for a while. I wonder if mucinex might help you cough it out?? Ianad though That's just going to start little trees growing in there.
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Mar 20, 2023 18:41
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Smugworth posted:What is this called Navage. They’re $100 but if you have an FSA it’ll cover it. I have one and it works pretty well. Sucks the poo poo right outta your nose.
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Mar 20, 2023 18:41
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Send in Bob Ross's ghost with a tiny paintbrush
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Mar 20, 2023 18:42
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have you tried fruit punch op? it's a tasty beverage that everyone enjoys.
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Mar 20, 2023 18:43
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Sorry about your gout op I thought gout was for fat people!
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Mar 20, 2023 18:43
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Milo and POTUS posted:I thought gout was for fat people! They changed it so now anyone can enjoy
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