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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
The rest of you is pretty gross as well OP.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
try breathing some of that breathy water they used in The Abyss

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Navage. They’re $100 but if you have an FSA it’ll cover it. I have one and it works pretty well. Sucks the poo poo right outta your nose.

I'm gonna post what comes out thanks bud

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Isn't loving with those nasal wash things how a dude get that brain eating bacteria?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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You're supposed to use distilled water so that doesn't happen.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Go to the hospital

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Hot tip, coat your lungs in an epoxy so that no unhealthy bacteria or viruses can get in

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


eat fartts to solve illness

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Toxic Mental posted:

Hot tip, coat your lungs in an epoxy so that no unhealthy bacteria or viruses can get in

We already talked about this. Read the patient’s FREAKING MEDICAL CHART you drat quack

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
Colloidal silver. Not only will it clean you out, you'll turn into a smurf

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

drat that snot sucker really works

Not sure my nose is any better but it sucked a lot of snot

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Smugworth posted:

drat that snot sucker really works

Not sure my nose is any better but it sucked a lot of snot

Glad you liked it op

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

op, im not a doctor

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

but i do advise taking up a new and interesting hobby because i think its a good thing to do i advise it to everyone, though so idk how it would help you in particular right now

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
op, hold a lighter infront of your mouth and burp, if it catches fire, you got sawdust, friendo

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I still feel like poo poo lol

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I got sawdustlung from eating beaver. It was the dammest thing

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Nooner posted:

I still feel like poo poo lol

lol
lmao

for real have you smoked weed about it?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




it’s a pulmonary embolism op i’m sorry to say

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Lol my brother decided to mow through some dusty brush. In a fit of fury he speed ran it through a cloud of dust.

He has to use an inhaler for like 6 months because it caused asthma.

You might want to see a real doctor nooner.

I hope you get better buddy.

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

Bad Purchase posted:

it’s a pulmonary embolism op i’m sorry to say

can i have the ops if he doesn't mind?

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Pug Rodeo posted:

We’re in the middle of a kitchen remodel that required quite a bit of demo in our 1940s house. All the dust wrecked me and I felt ill and had daily bloody noses and a sore throat from post nasal drip until I got one of these bad boys.



Now I flush out all the crap in my nasal cavity before bed and feel great.

Real talk but did you remember to check for asbestos beforehand? :ohdear:

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

This is reminding me of the time I accidentally inhaled some oven cleaner. Not a pleasant experience

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

cough that poo poo up and spit it out

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Op did you ever get the sawdust out

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Pucnh your chest until it flies out

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Let a succubus into your bedroom at night and when she starts doing sexy stuff she’ll try to suck your soul out but all she’ll get is a mouthful of sawdust :xd:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Nuts and Gum posted:

lol
lmao

for real have you smoked weed about it?

No smoking is the last thing I want to do but I think i have some really old edibles I could try eating tonight, I just drank some NyQuil before bed last night

If this whole sawdust debacle ends up killing me please burn down a forest to avenge me

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Nooner posted:

No smoking is the last thing I want to do but I think i have some really old edibles I could try eating tonight, I just drank some NyQuil before bed last night

If this whole sawdust debacle ends up killing me please burn down a forest to avenge me

If you smoke a big bucket you'll probably cough up the problem.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

We already talked about this. Read the patient’s FREAKING MEDICAL CHART you drat quack

It may have been me that posted it. My memory is just that bad.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
I used this book to fix a 3rd degree burn and a rotten tooth. Give it a read

https://archive.org/details/Where_There_Is_No_Doctor_A_Village_Health_Care_Handbook_David_Werner

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Nooner posted:


If this whole sawdust debacle ends up killing me please burn down a forest to avenge me

Imagine your funeral as "The guy killed by Sawdust"

All your friends and family lining up. Taking turns, one after the other. Solemnly. To point, laugh, and call you a pussy.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Deptfordx posted:

Imagine your funeral as "The guy killed by Sawdust"

All your friends and family lining up. Taking turns, one after the other. Solemnly. To point, laugh, and call you a pussy.

Hes cremated and the whole place goes up in an air burst

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


if you smoke enough weed all the smoke turns into little weed smoke guys inside you and they travel about the body looking for problems to fix. that's simple science.

1secondpersecond
Nov 12, 2008


Have you tried going back in time and telling your dumb rear end to wear a particle filter and set up some airflow?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Livestream your funeral

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
PPE is for pussies I howl whilst grinding concrete

OsteoMcB
Mar 19, 2023

Treecko posted:

Livestream your funeral

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

If you die can I have your avatar nooner? (:

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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Who was the guy whos AV was the dancing icecreams, and it said poo or doo doo or something under it.


I want that AV

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