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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
https://news.yahoo.com/joe-exotic-running-long-shot-101645393.html

Idk how you run for president while you're in jail but I guess if he wins he can pardon himself which seems like a pretty smart strategy.

What are your thoughts on "Tiger King" Joe Exotic? Do you think he would be a good president? That show was one hell of a trip and I think coming out right during the start of COVID helped it a lot because everyone was stuck at home with nothing to do but watch TV, but now it seems like he has kinda jumped the shark tiger and I don't really care about Joe exotic any more

I think that they are making a sequel or they did already but I just can't imagine getting back into it like the first one.

Anyways could you imagine if he was president do you think he would Lock Her Up (that bitch carol baskin not $hillery)

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Joe exotic is a moron rear end in a top hat and I hope a rock crushes his idiot skull.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

ENERGY FUCKING PILLS
I'm going to run for Cum President

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Toxic Mental posted:

I'm going to run for Cum President

That office is appointed

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

ENERGY FUCKING PILLS
Fine then, Prime Minister of Spoogin'

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


lmao remember when he called a limo to prison when Donnie J was doing his going out pardon tour and got passed over for a dudewar criminal that murdered a child and got kicked out of the military

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Mar 21, 2023

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


bossy lady posted:

Joe exotic is a moron rear end in a top hat and I hope a rock crushes his idiot skull.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Tiger tiger 2 exposed America for what it is. Litigious sex pests muck racking each other for money.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Anal King

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
He should sick his tiger on Trump...

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Treecko posted:

He should sick his tiger on Trump...

poo poo was that his plan? Bad news buddy kinda too late now...

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

bossy lady posted:

Joe exotic is a moron rear end in a top hat and I hope a rock crushes his idiot skull.

rude

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!
old news op he ran in 2016 to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc-_7RCFArM

im gay i do drugs im broke as poo poo - joe exotic

he is a real american

snergle fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Mar 21, 2023

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




wasn't he terminally ill with cancer last year or somethin

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Oh, so now there's going to be 2 presidential candidates running from prison?

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

MrQwerty posted:

lmao remember when he called a limo to prison when Donnie J was doing his going out pardon tour and got passed over for a dudewar criminal that murdered a child and got kicked out of the military

This is exactly why Tiger King should absolutely 100% be president imo

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
First gay president yes please

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!
I'm running for GBS moderator, vote for me! Local forum elections have way more impact on your forum experience.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Colonel Cancer posted:

First gay president yes please

i bet there's been at least one power bottom president

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Colonel Cancer posted:

First gay president yes please

George Washington is canonically gay in the current USA Multiverse Phase 7.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Joe Erotic

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Imagine if he got some enough votes in some tiny state primarythingymabob where he had to be in a debate

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!
https://youtu.be/q3vLvweqigc

he isnt as dumb as he seems listen to this interview when he ran for gov

edit. until he went freeman on the land at the end

snergle fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Mar 21, 2023

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

no kings no masters

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007
Tiger king man has like, terminal cancer doesnt he? Or was that all another grift for the worlds most intelligent criminal?

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

snergle posted:

https://youtu.be/q3vLvweqigc

he isnt as dumb as he seems listen to this interview when he ran for gov

edit. until he went freeman on the land at the end

this may be true but he seems about as dumb as you can get and still form sentences so there's a lot of leeway

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Why is the Tiger King from Oklahoma when he is obviously from Florida?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

kntfkr posted:

Why is the Tiger King from Oklahoma when he is obviously from Florida?

Oklahoma is just Florida with any beaches, Disney World, cocaine, or culture.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Toxic Mental posted:

I'm going to run for Cum President

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I paid for that ice cream.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Oklahoma is just Florida with any beaches, Disney World, cocaine, or culture.

Florida isn't going to have Disney soon enough, last I heard they are seriously pissed off about the situation and looking for sites to move.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Disney should just buy Florida.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Looking forwards to our third homosexual President (Buchanan and Trump)

edit: Sorry I think I meant Obama I forget the lore sometimes

Private Cumshoe fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Mar 21, 2023

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





He has my vote. :patriot:

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

Certified 1993 Toyota Previa Passenger
lol voting

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


I'd rather vote for one of these

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Doesn't even contain real tiger milk what a rip-off

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Drone_Fragger posted:

Tiger king man has like, terminal cancer doesnt he? Or was that all another grift for the worlds most intelligent criminal?

Hes like trump in that every word out of his mouth is a fabrication or embellishment so maybe :shrug:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

If he wins he should change his name to Tiger president though for sure

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


Has there ever been a tiger in the white house? now is the chance.

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