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should this guy be a moderator
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absolutely not 126 65.28%
yes 67 34.72%
Total: 193 votes
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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!
...is what you could be reading if you remember to get out there and vote!

Hi, it's me, your old pal Smugworth! Remember when the Something Awful forums were the hottest spot on the internet? A place where you could laugh and post with your posting pals, a time when posting was just fun without all the messy drama or trolling. We all knew the value of an olive and no haters were around to denigrate them.

I'm a man of the posters because I love the posters. If I'm elected moderator, my number one job will be working for the posters! (And the lurkers too!)

So go vote friends! Go post and say "I want Smugworth to be my moderator! This guy right here!"

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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
FREE ur butt

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

smugworth for IK

SMUGWORTH FOR MOD

SMUGWORTH FOR ADMIN

SMUGWORTH FOR GOD

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right
Smith worth for oddmin

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Smugworth has repeatedly stated that this cat:







is a piece of poo poo alleycat who should be flushed down the toilet. Think very carefully about voting someone that heartless into power.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY
Nap Ghost

Smugworth posted:

...is what you could be reading if you remember to get out there and vote!

Hi, it's me, your old pal Smugworth! Remember when the Something Awful forums were the hottest spot on the internet? A place where you could laugh and post with your posting pals, a time when posting was just fun without all the messy drama or trolling. We all knew the value of an olive and no haters were around to denigrate them.

I'm a man of the posters because I love the posters. If I'm elected moderator, my number one job will be working for the posters! (And the lurkers too!)

So go vote friends! Go post and say "I want Smugworth to be my moderator! This guy right here!"

your the guy who used to be on the right hand side of the ads.
Why would you ever admit that?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

smugworth for IK

SMUGWORTH FOR MOD

SMUGWORTH FOR ADMIN

SMUGWORTH FOR GOD

Thanks friend, but let's see how I do just moderating GBS first ;)

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Smugworth has repeatedly stated that this cat:







is a piece of poo poo alleycat who should be flushed down the toilet. Think very carefully about voting someone that heartless into power.

Well now, that doesn't sound like me at all. The cat looks very...engaging. I guess I'd like to...stroke it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

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Nap Ghost
also why do you want to be a loving mod? That's like work

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I might if you quit asking so many times

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right
O🅱️ for m,🅾️🅾️🅱️

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


ur lust for power knows no bounds

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

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Nap Ghost

Treecko posted:

I might if you quit asking so many times

it seems you already have

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

also why do you want to be a loving mod? That's like work

Seems to me the posters here feel underrepresented, I think it's about time "one of their own" partner with the moderator team to start enacting some real positive change in GBS!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

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Nap Ghost

Smugworth posted:

Seems to me the posters here feel underrepresented, I think it's about time "one of their own" partner with the moderator team to start enacting some real positive change in GBS!

just berate and make fun of the mods. seems to work for me

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


op this will play out like the video for The Black Plot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZlgBRokTCg
:nws: for cartoon tits

the skeleton man is seth warning u and the witch lady is jeff

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Mar 22, 2023

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



Hold on I gotta go bump the took a huge poo poo thread

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





What’s your policy on William Henry Hairytaint?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

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Nap Ghost

Sophy Wackles posted:

What’s your policy on William Henry Hairytaint?

He died in 30 days

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!

MrQwerty posted:

op this will play out like the video for The Black Plot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZlgBRokTCg

the skeleton man is seth warning u

Looks pretty rad imo

Sophy Wackles posted:

What’s your policy on William Henry Hairytaint?

He's a fair and talented poster, if a little off at times. We're lucky to have him.

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
If I vote for you will you keep the olive thread pinned forever

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


You don't want to be a mod in GBS OP. They will tear your mental health to shreds.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
drat I dodged a bullet on that one

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

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Nap Ghost

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

drat I dodged a bullet on that one

no one ever wanted you to be a mod Bloodfart McCoy

buglord
Jul 31, 2010


Buglord
Congrats on the promotion Smugworth. What’s your first executive action?

buglord
Jul 31, 2010


Buglord
Oh I misread the OP.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
You're a smug and smarmy bitch. You could stop posting tomorrow and no one would care.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


pud

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012



Internetjack posted:

You're a smug and smarmy bitch. You could stop posting tomorrow and no one would care.
also what's your policy on Binford tools

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




congratulations slugworth!!! wooo!!!!!!

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Congratulations.... SLUGWORTH!!!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

no one ever wanted you to be a mod Bloodfart McCoy

i like mudfart bycoy

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SMUGWORTH!

STORM THE CAPITAL! gently caress!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

...

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Always great to see democracy in action. Brings a tear to my eye.

But I think maybe you're forgettin' a crucial component, Smuggy. (I can call you Smuggy, right? Ol' postin' pals like us?) The, ah, how you say, quid pro quo? It's obvious what I can do for you, but what comes back in return? A sliver of the sales from SA-Mart? A cut of the revenue from nom epique's posts? We know that guy brings the eyeballs, and how! I'm not talkin' much, just a couple percent is enough to cover my posting expenses and then some.

We can take it to PMs if you're more comfortable that way. You know how to get ahold of me, pal.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

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Nap Ghost

istewart posted:

Always great to see democracy in action. Brings a tear to my eye.

But I think maybe you're forgettin' a crucial component, Smuggy. (I can call you Smuggy, right? Ol' postin' pals like us?) The, ah, how you say, quid pro quo? It's obvious what I can do for you, but what comes back in return? A sliver of the sales from SA-Mart? A cut of the revenue from nom epique's posts? We know that guy brings the eyeballs, and how! I'm not talkin' much, just a couple percent is enough to cover my posting expenses and then some.

We can take it to PMs if you're more comfortable that way. You know how to get ahold of me, pal.

gross. You can't just slide into his dms like that

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

i just wanted to bbw a moderator

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

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Nap Ghost

bossy lady posted:

i just wanted to bbw a moderator

Ozma existed

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

bossy lady posted:

i just wanted to bbw a moderator

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
I just wanted to go to space!!!

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

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Nap Ghost

Songbearer posted:

I just wanted to go to space!!!

you're always in space my man.

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