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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Ornery and Hornery posted:

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Use it ya dork

Used, thank you kindly goon sir.

How have I been on these forums for almost two decades. Where does the time go.

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Afterbirth Aftermath
Aug 29, 2002
I'll take the Broncos, but I won't be returning to this thread.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Afterbirth Aftermath posted:

I'll take the Broncos, but I won't be returning to this thread.

Hey, if we make it to the third round you'll get your time to shine

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
I'm just making it known right now that I could possibly take anyone. It's completely up in the air. Between two people. 50/50.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



zimbomonkey posted:

I'm just making it known right now that I could possibly take anyone. It's completely up in the air. Between two people. 50/50.

Immersing yourself in this roleplay.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
I'm driving to Gainesville tomorrow. Who knows? Maybe I want Anthony Richardson. Maybe he's one of the two. Who can say?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

zimbomonkey posted:

I'm driving to Gainesville tomorrow. Who knows? Maybe I want Anthony Richardson. Maybe he's one of the two. Who can say?

We have the zimbomonkey flight tracker on the case

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Way too big and normal looking imo.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
If we need help filling this out I'll take on an additional team that no one wants.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Alright, so it looks like the teams that still need GMs are

Tennessee Titans
Green Bay Packers
Washington Commanders
Pittsburgh Steelers
Baltimore Ravens
Jacksonville Jaguars
New York Giants
Dallas Cowboys
Los Angeles Rams
Cleveland Browns
San Francisco 49ers

Target start date is still April 1, and a few of those teams don't have a first-round pick, so we'll give it a couple more days before starting to double up.

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!
I'll take a team with no first round picks if any are left at the end.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Same, just assign me a double up if no one picks them.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

I'll take the jaguars.

JAGGERNAUT BAYBEY

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
I’d take the rams, that seems easy enough

nb: I have no idea what I’m doing

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





If nobody volunteers to take the Cowboys I'm gonna and then I'll draft them 3 kickers.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Pontius Pilate posted:


nb: I have no idea what I’m doing

One of us!

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Quiet Feet posted:

If nobody volunteers to take the Cowboys I'm gonna and then I'll draft them 3 kickers.

Sorry, I believe BrownThunder has already taken the "making troll picks for a division rival" position this year

Perry the Platypus
Aug 7, 2009
I'll take the Steelers

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I'll take the commanders and a leftover if need be

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





ShakeZula posted:

Sorry, I believe BrownThunder has already taken the "making troll picks for a division rival" position this year

Aw nuts.

Definitely not taking a second. I could pick poorly for any number of teams but only acceptable for one.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Thinking I'll give it until tomorrow evening, and then start divvying up the remaining teams among those who generously volunteered to take on a second.

Those remaining teams are Giants, Titans, Cowboys, Ravens, and Packers, plus the Browns and 49ers who don't have first-rounders.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

barnold posted:

I will take the new england fartriots

You better do old Billie proud and draft a long snapper in the first round.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Nervous posted:

You better do old Billie proud and draft a long snapper in the first round.

That’s gonna be a pro bowler (special teams - other) for the next twenty years!!

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Pats already have their long snapper for life from Navy. What we need to get things back on track is a drat fullback after Develin retired and McDaniels stole that German dude :argh:

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Docjowles posted:

Pats already have their long snapper for life from Navy. What we need to get things back on track is a drat fullback after Develin retired and McDaniels stole that German dude :argh:

“He is only the fourth player designated as a long snapper ever to be drafted, and the second highest-drafted long snapper in NFL history, after Ryan Pontbriand.[5]”

lol. Belichick has drafted half of them, and Pontbriand was drafted by the ‘03 browns

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Disappointed that Osiris St. Brown didn't get to the NFL

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Alright, so remaining teams:

Titans
Ravens
Giants
Cowboys
Browns (no 1st)
49ers (no 1st)

All those who volunteered to take on a second team, take your pick

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

ShakeZula posted:

Alright, so remaining teams:

Titans
Ravens
Giants
Cowboys
Browns (no 1st)
49ers (no 1st)

All those who volunteered to take on a second team, take your pick

49ers :getin:

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
edit because Silly Burrito beat me.

Giants

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
I'll take the Tits.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I’ll draft Cowboys

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I'll take the Ravens.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

browns

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

bitch

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

And there we have it, all teams claimed!

I'll post the picks thread at some point tomorrow, and we can officially get started

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I have been absolutely rolled and missed out on drafting for the Packers this year; it's me, I'm the RIPBOZO

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

surf rock posted:

I have been absolutely rolled and missed out on drafting for the Packers this year; it's me, I'm the RIPBOZO

If it's any consolation I'll offer you the Titans of Tennessee.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

there is an open offer to take the browns off me as well. you can even not say anything and do any of their draft selections before i do and it will count. but i'll do it. i'm not saying i won't do it, if no one steals the picks. this isn't trying to get out of it. this is just life.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

surf rock posted:

I have been absolutely rolled and missed out on drafting for the Packers this year; it's me, I'm the RIPBOZO

You can have the Packers if you want, and I'll just have Eltoasto pick for somebody else's second team instead

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

ShakeZula posted:

You can have the Packers if you want, and I'll just have Eltoasto pick for somebody else's second team instead

Yooooooooooo I'm in :unsmith:

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