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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > My boss just put up this sign in the office break room
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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

SonOfGhostDad posted:

Discount Wizard Master delivers the stale goods

Have we settled on "discount wizard master" or "dollar store wizard master?"

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

 It's dollar store. Much more flavor.

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Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Integra

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



 Owning an Acura is probably punishment enough.

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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

pencilhands posted:



What the gently caress is this?

Go back to fark

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

pencilhands posted:



What the gently caress is this?

Cover this with your corrected version, reading just "Can't get it if you don't ask for it".

Then arrange with your other work colleagues to speak to your boss one by one, with each of you asking for a raise.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

 Also this is a good thread, and we can't expect OP or anyone else except Wizard Master to be

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M A S T E R.

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

 Talk to Mehan cause Meface ain't listening

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Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
 Schitzophrenia, OP

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.dazedandconfused..
Jan 5, 2006

Once upon a time Blubberkopf made me even more confused....
Megan is OP's Mum.

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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Lt. Cock posted:

Why tf do you do this

https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/rs3bco/the_most_toxic_shit_ive_ever_seen_hanging_on_an/

Look at the funny as hell content Reddit came up with about this, how come we don't have any posts this good in this thread
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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

 Me, watching a George Carlin special: "Haha I've met some dumb people, so these jokes are funny as hell."

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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXKoiJrEUtI

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Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

 How can I do 4 if I do 1 and 2?

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Charles Bukowski posted:

Go back to fark

I like the squirrel with the huge nuts

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Butt seriously though, OP is a plagiarist, fraudster, and life destroyer.

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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009

Dixville posted:

Lol is this the same goon that posted the other sign in the breakroom thread a while back? I thought this was that thread

It is, lol. I also thought this was the same thread as before.

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Owning an Acura is probably punishment enough.

watch your mouth

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