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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Neuter yourself and your friends & family for only 30 Bux?!?

zone
Dec 6, 2016
waste of money :chast2b:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

I already take an antidepressant op

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
Who the hell buys a set of 5000 lint removers to remove their horny?

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
Also what units are the 28 in?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

Having an orgasm is a good horniness remover, just lucky they can't patent that!

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
This is way better than Jesus' solution!

From Matthew 5:

quote:

27 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ 28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. 30 And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
I removed the horniness of your insurgent team op.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Turn off your monitor

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

William Bear posted:

This is way better than Jesus' solution!

From Matthew 5:

My dick causes me to stumble because its so long

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit

William Bear posted:

This is way better than Jesus' solution!

From Matthew 5:

The majority of goons need to do the righteous thing and cut their right hands off

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


My intense horniness has destroyed every relationship I've ever had, pushed away everyone I've ever loved. That you for bringing this incredible product to my attention. Would you happen to know if this miracle cure could come with some sort of certificate declaring I'm free of all horniness? My grandpas been in the hospital due to conditions not related at all to my unrelenting horniness and I would really like to see then again, thanks.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

William Bear posted:

This is way better than Jesus' solution!

From Matthew 5:

I don't think Jesus meant the eye-gouging part literally, or there'd be way more many reports of eye-patched disciples.

Also the point of the Sermon On The Mount was that we sinners (i.e. imperfect mistake makers) can never be completely free of vices, hence the need to accept Jesus as our Lord & Master.

I bet that a number of the apostles liked a tug. And solitary monks. And many priests, bishops, archbishops and Popes etc.

And IMO the choir is way safer if their pastor or priest tugs on the reg, it does get the pressure off.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Oh, they gave me a useless education
And a subprime loan on a craftsman home
Keep my prescriptions filled
And now I can't get off
But I can kind of deal
Oh, with being
Bored in the USA

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

William Bear posted:

This is way better than Jesus' solution!

From Matthew 5:

the issue here is that in both cases the problematic body part was the brain and once you cast that out th

hmm i just understood christianity

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

flubber nuts posted:

... My grandpas been in the hospital due to conditions not related at all to my unrelenting horniness and I would really like to see then again, thanks.

Did he have a fall when he caught you using your body as an amusement park?

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Just jack off. For crying out loud!

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit
Yes you see this wire just sucks the horniness energy out of you and suctions it to an AI super computer that is then sold to goons who can't even afford sex tourism

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Do not come. Horny will be removed on the border

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

Lets just enjoy each others company as much as we can In the time we have
That's an Electro-Stim device, they work like the medical prostate device and you cum without being hard.

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


i don't see your mum in the op, op. did you post the wrong pic?

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Sorry, wind ensemble. Something has to be done.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I already take an antidepressant op

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



nobody will ever take my horny from me

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



after a moment's consideration my previous post ITT could be interpreted as a self own but there's nothing to be done about it now

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Just walking down the street jerking my dong with my right hand, stumbling from the orgasm

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


lost my right eye in a cum accident ama

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


BigBadSteve posted:

Did he have a fall when he caught you using your body as an amusement park?

Fine, you win, I'll admit it. I hosed my grandpa so hard I broke his hip. Are you happy now? I have a problem ok.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

The Hello Machine posted:

Just jack off. For crying out loud!

In that order? Way ahead of you pal

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Victorians placed little lace doilies on their dicks to ward off the horny

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

Lets just enjoy each others company as much as we can In the time we have
Wikipedia page about men hung to death by the dick is sorely missing

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


"I jack it all day!",
he bragged, with a wink.
But he jacked it so much
that it made his chin shrink.

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023
jokes on them, i can look at your mother for free

Zeluth
May 12, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!
My Temu order may not arrive in the 5 days as suggested, by my spin on the game of chance.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
expected a thread about SSRIs

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I'm laying in bed right now. Been quite horny the last couple months. Trim has been a little short so imma yank my poo poo in a bit.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
My testicles are vestigial

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I had sex today but I'm still gonna crank it before bed.

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