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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

kntfkr posted:

I had sex today but I'm still gonna crank it before bed.

Lolgay

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

My horniness is unmatched

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I already take an antidepressant op

Yeah well I take 2 antidepressants (sometimes 3) AND 2 kinds of Adderall AND an as-needed benzo :smug:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Well I tried to yank my poo poo last night, but I fell asleep. Guess I'm so lame I even out myself to sleep.
.was successful this morning though

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

if anyone ITT finds an effective horniness remover please prescribe it to people who produce / consume anime

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

It should be a picture of your mom.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

wesleywillis posted:

Well I tried to yank my poo poo last night, but I fell asleep. Guess I'm so lame I even out myself to sleep.
.was successful this morning though

All of that would have made a good song by the real Wesley Willis. Though I don't remember him having made any song about cranking his hog. I guess he was either too much of a gent or took schizophrenia meds which stopped his dingdong getting hard or blowing a load.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I've lost my mojo!

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


BigBadSteve posted:

All of that would have made a good song by the real Wesley Willis. Though I don't remember him having made any song about cranking his hog. I guess he was either too much of a gent or took schizophrenia meds which stopped his dingdong getting hard or blowing a load.

Crank it to a hyeenaa
Crank it to a hyeeenaaa
Crank it to a hyeeenaaaa
Crank it to a hyeeeeeenaaaaa

Rock over London, rock on Chicago.
Something Awful. The internet makes you stupid.

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kntfkr posted:

I had sex today but I'm still gonna crank it before bed.

goongrats

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Somebody finally drained all my balls. Gettin horny just thinking about it. :jackbud:

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Better get out the ol' dick flattener.

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Oh, this? No, I'm not masturbating. I'm de-hornying my penis!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

I've lost my mojo!

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

It’s called marriage. But seriously folks…

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

bossy lady posted:

if anyone ITT finds an effective horniness remover please prescribe it to people who produce / consume anime

:hmmyes:


Thank you Trash Mammal. Welcome to dog world b*tch*s


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The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

William Bear posted:

This is way better than Jesus' solution!

From Matthew 5:

I keep cutting bits off myself but I'm still horny.

(I'm not actually, I'm a medic and way past puberty and the human body is super boring, like wow, boobs, cool, are they doing something they shouldn't? If not, that's good.)

Faces and personality are still cool though.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

The Butcher posted:

I keep cutting bits off myself but I'm still horny.

(I'm not actually, I'm a medic and way past puberty and the human body is super boring, like wow, boobs, cool, are they doing something they shouldn't? If not, that's good.)

Faces and personality are still cool though.

The anonymous confessions thread used to advise people to cut their dick off.

Try that and report back.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Yeah it's ops mom

(We all still hosed her in a very non horny mechanical way tho)

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit

This is what adulthood is about. Time to make the money. Man makes the money, the money don’t make da man ⭐️

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


This is an ad slogan for SSRIs/SNRIs


Thank you Trash Mammal. Welcome to dog world b*tch*s


THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY journeyman SIGSMITH Luvcow

https://i.imgur.com/EebjYYe.mp4
THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH Literally A Person

Official height endorsed by a medical professional: 5'11.5"

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

old, smart, and full of fart

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Young, hip and full of poo poo.

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