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olives black
Nov 24, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Someone needs to whip you fuckers into shape, and I'm just the olives-based poster to do it.

My first actions as GBS moderator will be as follows:

⁃ Posting a new poll thread without a goku option will result in a 24-hour probation.
⁃ Drunk posting will be allowed, but all drunk posts must have a picture (taken by you) of what you're currently drinking. You must also kiss the label with your favorite shade of lipstick, and the kiss mark must be present in the picture. Failure to do so will result in a 24-hour probation.
⁃ Vtuber discussion will no longer be banned. It will, in fact, be mandatory to embed a clip of one of your oshis at the end of every new thread op. If you do not have an oshi you can just pick any vtuber that you'd like to spend a day baking cookies with. Failure to do so will result in a week-long probation.
- Any and all negative opinions expressed about olives will cost :10bux:
⁃ ClamdestineBoyster will be made IK of all political threads. I will decide which threads are political.
⁃ I will take a vow of celibacy until Lenin agrees to gently caress me.

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



the tl;dr of the op is:

I will immediately go mad with power and do stupid mod challenge poo poo that would make Abe blush

gently caress OFF FOREVER OLIVE LOSER

olives black
Nov 24, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

the tl;dr of the op is:

I will immediately go mad with power and do stupid mod challenge poo poo that would make Abe blush

gently caress OFF FOREVER OLIVE LOSER

:maga:

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Change OP's name to olives nlack, please.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

itry posted:

Change OP's name to olives nlack, please.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mod sass. Also, that's olives CLACK to you. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

aren;t you the hella covid guy. gonna have to vote nay on this one

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Sorry op Iíve already voted multiple times for smugworth

olives black
Nov 24, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

aren;t you the hella covid guy. gonna have to vote nay on this one

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Clearly hiding a zombie bite. You are hereby banished to the forest pending evaluation for zombonavirus immunity. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Why should we vote for you instead of smugworth OP

olives black
Nov 24, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Devils Affricate posted:

Why should we vote for you instead of smugworth OP

USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST

Asking questions already answered in the OP. User loses posting privileges for 24 hours.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

Lets just enjoy each others company as much as we can In the time we have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kolBl9ql0jA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcPse2PsqrA

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


imagine wanting to be forums police lmao

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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flubber nuts posted:

imagine wanting to be forums police lmao

The Cheka, in this case

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!
Shan't vote for op

Vote Smugworth for moderator in the opinion poll and cast your official vote by posting in the new Official GBS Feedback thread and says "I want Smugworth to be my moderator! This guy right here!"

Smugworth for moderator! Hell, we could do way worse. Remember the previous mods?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


sorry OP you made a spelling mistake in your thread title so i can't vote for you


and also all of your policies are terrible

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

olives black once spent the better part of 2 pages of a thread telling me to asphyxiate on his penis because kanye was a communist or something. I apologized to him for whatever i said via pm and he told to me to quote Get hosed endquote.

He has the temperment of a mod.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Some might call olives black a carpetbagger, but i say cspam posters should be welcome in gbs and promoted to levels of high authority

olives black
Nov 24, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

Some might call olives black a carpetbagger, but i say cspam posters should be welcome in gbs and promoted to levels of high authority

:hai:

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
he's drinkin' that water :banjo:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

olives black once spent the better part of 2 pages of a thread telling me to asphyxiate on his penis because kanye was a communist or something. I apologized to him for whatever i said via pm and he told to me to quote Get hosed endquote.

He has the temperment of a mod.

he is conmpletley unhinged and has personal philoisophies which have only a tenuous connection to reality at best... you're absolutely right. he ticks every box for moderatorship

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

olives black once spent the better part of 2 pages of a thread telling me to asphyxiate on his penis because kanye was a communist or something. I apologized to him for whatever i said via pm and he told to me to quote Get hosed endquote.

He has the temperment of a mod.

Let it be known that I, Smugworth, the posters' candidate for GBS moderator, have never PMed ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD "Get hosed"

Vote Smugworth for moderator in the opinion poll and cast your official vote by posting in the new Official GBS Feedback thread and says "I want Smugworth to be my moderator! This guy right here!"

Smugworth for moderator! Hell, we could do way worse. Remember the previous mods?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I saw olives black at buffalo wild wings the other day, he was pooing and burping and barfing and making GBS threads all over the place and on all the other people,. It was disgusting but he didn't care, in fact he seemed happy about it

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!

Devils Affricate posted:

I saw olives black at buffalo wild wings the other day, he was pooing and burping and barfing and making GBS threads all over the place and on all the other people,. It was disgusting but he didn't care, in fact he seemed happy about it

That's super gross
Let it be known that I, Smugworth, the posters' candidate for GBS moderator, have never eaten in person at a bw2

Vote Smugworth for moderator in the opinion poll and cast your official vote by posting in the new Official GBS Feedback thread and says "I want Smugworth to be my moderator! This guy right here!"

Smugworth for moderator! Hell, we could do way worse. Remember the previous mods?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Qyum

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Iím a phone poster. What are ďpollsĒ?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I’m a phone poster. What are “polls”?

Vote for me, I have a "Mobile Polls Plan" drafted that I will be sharing with Astral when I'm elected, you'll find out what you're missing!

Vote Smugworth for moderator in the opinion poll and cast your official vote by posting in the new Official GBS Feedback thread and says "I want Smugworth to be my moderator! This guy right here!"

Smugworth for moderator! Hell, we could do way worse. Remember the previous mods?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

he is conmpletley unhinged and has personal philoisophies which have only a tenuous connection to reality at best... you're absolutely right. he ticks every box for moderatorship

I like his opinions on olives, but im shamelessly partisan

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!
Honestly seems op may want to go ahead and concede victory to me in order to avoid splitting the vote if perchance some olive haters run for moderator of GBS

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
How has no one said gas thread ban op yet?

Gas thread ban op.

GundamHealer
Jul 23, 2022

I will not vote for you

olives black
Nov 24, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

SAY YOHO posted:

How has no one said gas thread ban op yet?

Gas thread ban op.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Advocating for genocide. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

piss poo poo

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Rejected.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Sid Vicious posted:

piss poo poo

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


Vote for Olives nlack posting less!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Saalkin posted:

Vote for Olives nlack posting less!

second

BigBeefCity
Oct 26, 2022

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Yo why is all this poo poo from YCS/C-SPAM et. al coming around these days because it sucks balls

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Sid Vicious posted:

piss poo poo

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
sorry, op we can't have two candidates running for mod. we've tried that before and it got nasty. after smugworth's election, you can run in the next cycle

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

hi friends

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

gently caress OFF FOREVER OLIVE LOSER

Saalkin posted:

Vote for Olives nlack posting less!

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