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 My schlong is actually nice and straight but incredibly small. I’m just wondering if I take this would my dick start bending downward? The downward bend might make it look bigger.
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You gonna make your dick look like Eeyore, Op
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Mar 24, 2023 17:08
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:My schlong is actually nice and straight but incredibly small stop bragging
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Mar 24, 2023 17:18
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Just use an iron
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Mar 24, 2023 17:19
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Schnitzel your dickzel.
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Boodifuggaz Inc
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Mar 24, 2023 17:28
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I thought some folks enjoyed the curve?
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Mar 24, 2023 17:31
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nah it's not 4pm yet
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Mar 24, 2023 17:32
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bossy lady posted:stop bragging Top AV.
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Mar 24, 2023 17:37
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I was just admiring my smooth, perfectly straight baseball bat last night op, small world!!!! Don't have pepperoni disease though
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Mar 24, 2023 17:42
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There is only Balldo
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it's ok it's alright jelq all day jelq all night
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Das Boo posted:Schnitzel your dickzel.  this is basically what m,y dick looks like right now and the ladies love it
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Mar 24, 2023 17:45
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I WANT MY DICK TO LOOK LIKE A GIANT FLATWORM
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Mar 24, 2023 17:46
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Nooner posted:
dam playboy
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Mar 24, 2023 17:50
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I've been a urology nurse before, ama about flattening dicks and shoving tubes in them
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Mar 24, 2023 17:52
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Is this one of those threads where the sex cult in charge of SA makes contact with other obvious sadists new to SA because these gangs even when you snipe at them all day long just grow bigger and bigger and multiply sigh.
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that g ova there posted:Is this one of those threads where the sex cult in charge of SA makes contact with other obvious sadists new to SA because these gangs even when you snipe at them all day long just grow bigger and bigger and multiply sigh. Wtf it’s obviously for the masochists in the sex cult.
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a mysterious cloak posted:I've been a urology nurse before, ama about flattening dicks and shoving tubes in them when you flatten out a dick do you need a special flat tube to stick up it afterwards so it stays properly flat, or can you use a round tube?
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Mar 24, 2023 17:59
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lol at removing dimensions from your dick when you could be adding them my hyperpenis can be ignored by women along an infinite continuum
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Hypercock
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Colonel Cancer posted:Hypercock Poonpappy
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Mar 24, 2023 18:19
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Is flat dick like flat earth?
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Mar 24, 2023 18:35
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a mysterious cloak posted:I've been a urology nurse before, ama about flattening dicks and shoving tubes in them Do you make house calls and do you have a group rate?
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dropped.my wiener and it fell in a sewer grate
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All you guys want flat dicks now, meanwhile I’m over here with pancake dick since birth wondering what the hell
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Mar 24, 2023 19:10
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I can't STOP flattening my dick, op.
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who keeps demanding consistently flatter dicks? when will congress act?
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I think I saw something on Tucker Carlson
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bossy lady posted:who keeps demanding consistently flatter dicks? when will congress act? If father Trump wants pavement flat wangs are YOU going to be the one to tell him 'no'? I DOUBT it.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I think I saw something on Tucker Carlson Tucker Carlson's desperately flattening his dick right now for other reason la though (so itll fit between the seams in the shell of a green m and m promotional stand he found in a dumpster behind a walmart)
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Mar 24, 2023 19:22
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I think you should go 4D op. 
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Ive been flattening it manually for about 20 some ought years now. Some things are worth doing by hand
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a mysterious cloak posted:I've been a urology nurse before, ama about flattening dicks and shoving tubes in them How many different Peyronie's have you seen
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I just learned yesterday that Peyronie’s can affect parts of the body other than the penis. That means if you have it and you get a boner in your foot, it will hurt like hell.
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just tie your dick to a doorknob and slam the door. problem solved, i'm a dick doctor.
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that g ova there posted:Is this one of those threads where the sex cult in charge of SA makes contact with other obvious sadists new to SA because these gangs even when you snipe at them all day long just grow bigger and bigger and multiply sigh.
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lots of nullo cult chat doing the rounds right now
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you can roll a flat dick up and blow it like a party horn it makes like a farting noise but cum gets everywhere
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Mozi posted:when you flatten out a dick do you need a special flat tube to stick up it afterwards so it stays properly flat, or can you use a round tube? We just use the regular tubes MackAddie posted:Do you make house calls and do you have a group rate? PM me  DeadFatDuckFat posted:How many different Peyronie's have you seen A lot. A rare few could probably piss around corners! Interesting fact: penis fractures happen and look extremely uncomfortable. Especially when you're trying to get a cystoscope in there to see what's happening. Imagine kinking a garden hose and trying to push a wooden dowel in there. It's something like that, except more screaming. a mysterious cloak fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Mar 24, 2023 |
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