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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

My schlong is actually nice and straight but incredibly small. Iím just wondering if I take this would my dick start bending downward? The downward bend might make it look bigger.

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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You gonna make your dick look like Eeyore, Op

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

My schlong is actually nice and straight but incredibly small

stop bragging

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just use an iron

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.


Schnitzel your dickzel.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Boodifuggaz Inc

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

I thought some folks enjoyed the curve?

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009

nah it's not 4pm yet

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Oh, pretty, pretty, Blue Bongo!
Bongo-Bongo Blue!! Yah!

bossy lady posted:

stop bragging

Top AV.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
I was just admiring my smooth, perfectly straight baseball bat last night op, small world!!!! Don't have pepperoni disease though

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
There is only Balldo

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


it's ok
it's alright
jelq all day
jelq all night

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Das Boo posted:

Schnitzel your dickzel.



this is basically what m,y dick looks like right now and the ladies love it

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
I WANT MY DICK TO LOOK LIKE A GIANT FLATWORM

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Nooner posted:



this is basically what m,y dick looks like right now and the ladies love it

dam playboy

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I've been a urology nurse before, ama about flattening dicks and shoving tubes in them

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit
Is this one of those threads where the sex cult in charge of SA makes contact with other obvious sadists new to SA because these gangs even when you snipe at them all day long just grow bigger and bigger and multiply sigh.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

that g ova there posted:

Is this one of those threads where the sex cult in charge of SA makes contact with other obvious sadists new to SA because these gangs even when you snipe at them all day long just grow bigger and bigger and multiply sigh.

Wtf itís obviously for the masochists in the sex cult.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

a mysterious cloak posted:

I've been a urology nurse before, ama about flattening dicks and shoving tubes in them

when you flatten out a dick do you need a special flat tube to stick up it afterwards so it stays properly flat, or can you use a round tube?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




lol at removing dimensions from your dick when you could be adding them

my hyperpenis can be ignored by women along an infinite continuum

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Hypercock

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Poonpappy

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit
Is flat dick like flat earth?

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

a mysterious cloak posted:

I've been a urology nurse before, ama about flattening dicks and shoving tubes in them

Do you make house calls and do you have a group rate?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

dropped.my wiener and it fell in a sewer grate

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

All you guys want flat dicks now, meanwhile Iím over here with pancake dick since birth wondering what the hell

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Oct 26, 2022

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I can't STOP flattening my dick, op.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

who keeps demanding consistently flatter dicks? when will congress act?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

I think I saw something on Tucker Carlson

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Oct 26, 2022

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bossy lady posted:

who keeps demanding consistently flatter dicks? when will congress act?

If father Trump wants pavement flat wangs are YOU going to be the one to tell him 'no'? I DOUBT it.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I think I saw something on Tucker Carlson

Tucker Carlson's desperately flattening his dick right now for other reason la though (so itll fit between the seams in the shell of a green m and m promotional stand he found in a dumpster behind a walmart)

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
I think you should go 4D op. :hmmyes:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Ive been flattening it manually for about 20 some ought years now.

Some things are worth doing by hand

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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a mysterious cloak posted:

I've been a urology nurse before, ama about flattening dicks and shoving tubes in them

How many different Peyronie's have you seen

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!
I just learned yesterday that Peyronieís can affect parts of the body other than the penis. That means if you have it and you get a boner in your foot, it will hurt like hell.

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
just tie your dick to a doorknob and slam the door. problem solved, i'm a dick doctor.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

that g ova there posted:

Is this one of those threads where the sex cult in charge of SA makes contact with other obvious sadists new to SA because these gangs even when you snipe at them all day long just grow bigger and bigger and multiply sigh.
Line em up.

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023
lots of nullo cult chat doing the rounds right now

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
you can roll a flat dick up and blow it like a party horn

it makes like a farting noise but cum gets everywhere

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a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Mozi posted:

when you flatten out a dick do you need a special flat tube to stick up it afterwards so it stays properly flat, or can you use a round tube?

We just use the regular tubes

MackAddie posted:

Do you make house calls and do you have a group rate?

PM me :wink:

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

How many different Peyronie's have you seen

A lot. A rare few could probably piss around corners!

Interesting fact: penis fractures happen and look extremely uncomfortable. Especially when you're trying to get a cystoscope in there to see what's happening. Imagine kinking a garden hose and trying to push a wooden dowel in there. It's something like that, except more screaming.

a mysterious cloak fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Mar 24, 2023

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