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Arnold is an orphan. There isn’t anyone at home.
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The bus feels excruciating pain at all times and was somehow the product of rape
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ms frizzle teaches the kids about alcoholism by showing up to school through the third grade kids classroom. tomorrows lesson is magic school bus manslaughter
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instead of gag worthy puns carlos just gags and begs for the blood of christ
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Ms. Frizzle fuels her immortality through the pain she extracts from her students with her so-called “magic schoolbus”. When Arnold took his space helmet off and temporarily died, Ms. Frizzle was given 10,000 years of life, as a reward from The Old Ones.
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The bus becomes sentient and slowly digests the kids inside.
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The bus is not magic at all. It is a regular bus.
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Arnold does his whole "with the frizz? No way" routine ans when he looks back to the front of the bus there is no one driving it
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for sale, magic schoolbus, never driven
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It's no longer a bus but a stretch limo hearse instead.
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the entire school was obliterated by the inquisition after 3 students showed up with an extra limb, some of the kids must've fallen in with a genestealer cult during their last field trip parents were mailed a tiny statue of the emperor for their sacrifice
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Hector Delgado posted:It's no longer a bus but a stretch limo hearse instead. It’s a Dragula
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Some kid sticks his hand out of the window during the shrink and it's chunky salsa EVERYWHERE
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alright kids, today we're going to explore the eye of terror does everyone know who their buddy is?
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The bus is powered by the worst kinds of electricity.
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Children’s imagination?
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it was all the coma dream of a autistic child in hell
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Arnold asks "What's the Warp?" and Ms. Frizzle starts maniacally laughing. "I have such sites to show you, Arnold!" tearing her eyes out and jumping into the driver's seat. "Where we're going, you don't need eyes..."
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on today's episode, we learn what happens when a Gellar field fails!
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and that's how gene-seed is inserted into promising young astartes any questions?
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Miss Frizzle tells the class all about the Jaunt teleportation technology that’s going to send the bus to Mars. Carlos decides to hold his breath when they administer the sleeping gas so he can see what the experience is like.
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Ms. Frizzle finally lets the kids know they're actually on the Magic Short Bus
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the lziard dies
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Leper Go-getter posted:The bus is not magic at all. It is a regular bus. Their field trips are due to carbon monoxide induced brain damage from a hole in the exhaust.
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remember that episode where they go inside that kid's stomach through his rear end or whatever? well they decide to live in him for the rest of their lives, and every time he uses the restroom from then on its kinda like draining a community pool
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Ms Frizzle is not her real name. She's actually Janelle Williams and she's part black. The name is referencing her hair because the town is incredibly racist.
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I tap your lands for mana the fields lay fallow nothing can grow
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Mrs. Frizzle must take enormous amounts of drugs that turn her eyes a shocking blue color in order to navigate the bus.
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One of the kids brings a gun to the schoolbus
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Arnold calls out sick. The next morning, he's found grafted to his bed in a sickly mass of sinew and bone. Ms. Frizzle straps biomechanical exosuits onto the rest of the class and tells them to buckle up- this next field trip will make last week's journey to Hell look like a picnic.
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the bus is covered in live oysters in order to negate The First Effect
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The school bus crashes into a fireworks warehouse, destroying the town.
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laserghost posted:One of the kids brings a gun to the schoolbus a lasgun or a bolter?
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laserghost posted:One of the kids brings a gun to the schoolbus That's actually a very special episode of the magic schoolbus
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Ms. Frizzle is a homewrecker. Arnold finds her walking sleepily out of his father's room one morning when his mother is visiting her sick aunt. Arnold's father buys him a PS5 to keep it "between the guys" but the weight of the guilt turns him into a bed wetter.
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Ms. Frizzle is a Time Lord and the bus is her TARDIS. She could have helped the Doctor save Gallifrey, or even told the Doctor there was another living Time Lord somewhere so he wouldn't feel so alone, but she didn't give a poo poo.
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its a tesla skoolbu5 and has full self driving
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A very special episode on the effects of climate change, with special guests Captain Planet and David Attenborough. It pretty much just hits on all the big points covered by Attenborough's A Life on Our Planet special.
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# ? Jun 8, 2023 06:18 |
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In a tragic and brutal 'downer ending' to the series, we learn that they've been in Florida all along when Miss Frizzle is fired on orders from the governor.
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