|
Imagine for a second you will die in your sleep tonight (or whenever it is you usually go to bed.) How long do you estimate it would take for somebody to find your body? Pets don't count. In my case, I think it would take at most two weeks. I'm the only person who lives in my house, but I do have people over at least once every two weeks. That, and the company I work for doesn't appreciate it when people work from home. I like to think they will at least call the cops to do a welfare check before assuming I no longer want to work for them. I'm asking because I'm curious who thinks they'll rot the longest before being found, and if there are any goons who think they'll never be discovered.
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 19:29
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 31, 2023 17:12 |
|
|
Are you threatening me?
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 19:31
|
|
|
Big  energy, OP
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 19:32
|
|
|
Alucard posted:Are you threatening me? Just answer the question.
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 19:32
|
|
|
Prob the day after
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 19:33
|
|
|
Oh boy somebody’s gonna kiro me again! 
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 19:34
|
|
|
the morning after, cause my wife will wonder why i shat the bed and still sleeping in it
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 19:34
|
|
|
im not going to die
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 19:34
|
|
|
So what’s your fuckin bitchass claim now? Some n stole your surgical tool and banned your piece of poo poo and you got the right to see MY loving BUILD and stick your loving hand down my loving pants again because the cops told you it was ok? I’m gonna beat your loving rear end back into next week. Bet.
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 19:37
|
|
|
I don't think I am likely to die in my sleep at 37 but sometimes I do worry about what would happen if I choked on a piece of food To answer your question op, probably a week or so i guess
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 19:41
|
|
|
Just go to the library and look up the goddamn patent. Clearly not your poo poo or built on any of your poo poo or part of any shadowy cabal. Stop threatening people when you can’t even say their name. Everything electronic is not somehow your loving business or your claim, and if you can’t get that through your loving head you’re in for a world of hurt.
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 19:47
|
|
|
Weaponized Autism posted:the morning after, cause my wife will wonder why i shat the bed and still sleeping in it
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 19:50
|
|
|
Go patent your hot tools and see what they say.
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 19:54
|
|
|
I know when upur organ heart beats too much. *thunk* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVfz74FayzM
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 19:55
|
|
|
I'm actually the famous Hunchback of Notre Dame, Quasimodo, you may have seen me in the 1999 animated Disney movie. My gargoyle friends who are definitely real and not a hallucination would pretty much notice my death immediately.
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 19:55
|
|
|
My wife would probably realize something was wrong within a couple of hours of not having a regular giant blast of fart right next to her.
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 19:57
|
|
|
It took about two weeks for someone to realize my estranged father died in his apartment op Unpleasant things happen to a body during that time
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 19:59
|
|
|
Brother Tadger posted:Big Why not the sign outside that apartment complex that states days since last suicide?
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 20:01
|
|
|
I'm no longer able to die after a long night of meditation made me immortal. All I did was think of Montel Jordan.
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 20:04
|
|
|
Smugworth posted:It took about two weeks for someone to realize my estranged father died in his apartment op This happened to my buddy’s uncle. They had to powersand him out of the floors.
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 20:10
|
|
|
I'm a gassy bastard, i imagine my final release will shatter all windows within 2km
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 20:17
|
|
|
Icochet posted:I'm a gassy bastard, i imagine my final release will shatter all windows within 2km When the poo poo hits your rear end and you've got too much gas that's amore
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 20:19
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7M4thNT_EY
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 20:21
|
|
|
i would be found in the morning but i bet my devilish cats would visit my corpse in the night to consume my cheeks and eyelids first
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 20:26
|
|
|
I have a roommate so a day or two at most
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 20:30
|
|
|
i plan to simply take my corpse with me when i die, as i do not like to leave a mess behind me for others to clean up.
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 20:30
|
|
|
jumping into a volcano would be a pretty cool way to go. I'm picturing myself being chased by park rangers or security and when I get to the edge I hop off without hesitation and say something like "haha can't catch meeee" and then my body explodes
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 20:35
|
|
|
To be serious I sincerely hope I die after I've passed out and a drinking buddy stabs me over some bullshit. That's the ticket to finnish valhalla
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 20:40
|
|
|
all the dead-man switch bombs i've placed would go off, so it would be p obvious
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 20:42
|
|
|
Revins posted:jumping into a volcano would be a pretty cool way to go. I'm picturing myself being chased by park rangers or security and when I get to the edge I hop off without hesitation and say something like "haha can't catch meeee" and then my body explodes i went to an active volcano in hawaii once and there was absolutely no park rangers or security or anything, just a few tourists milling around taking photos. if you want to jump into the lava no one is going to try stop you
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 20:43
|
|
|
the first thing to alert my husband would be one long fart followed by no other farts
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 20:45
|
|
|
ClamdestineBoyster posted:Just go to the library and look up the goddamn patent. Clearly not your poo poo or built on any of your poo poo or part of any shadowy cabal. Stop threatening people when you can’t even say their name. Everything electronic is not somehow your loving business or your claim, and if you can’t get that through your loving head you’re in for a world of hurt. Finally, someone had the guts to say what we're all thinking.
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 20:50
|
|
|
I don't think I've alienated enough people to really get a chance to decompose but I'm gonna grease up my elbows and do my best with it
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 20:51
|
|
|
I really don't want anyone to have to clean up the mess or do a SAR recovery so probably 24 hours with a set timer alerting, with a clean go out.
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 20:58
|
|
|
Colonel Cancer posted:I don't think I've alienated enough people to really get a chance to decompose but I'm gonna grease up my elbows and do my best with it I would miss your posting after a few days. Thing is, who do you call when a poster goes dark?
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 21:01
|
|
|
Earwicker posted:i went to an active volcano in hawaii once and there was absolutely no park rangers or security or anything, just a few tourists milling around taking photos. if you want to jump into the lava no one is going to try stop you well now I don't wanna 
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 21:03
|
|
|
Less than a day. I generally got poo poo to do. If I manage to hit like, 80, I'm gonna put a plastic sheet under my fitted sheet to make my deadness a little easier on everyone.
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 21:05
|
|
|
frankly I would consider someone discovering my dead body an unwarranted violation of my privacy
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 21:07
|
|
|
Icochet posted:I would miss your posting after a few days. Thing is, who do you call when a poster goes dark? I meant more IRL but thanks friend! When a poster goes dark without autoban just call their guild master lol
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 21:08
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 31, 2023 17:12 |
|
|
what a horrible question
|
|
#
?
Mar 25, 2023 21:24
|
|
