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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Colonel Cancer posted:

You don't keep your dick in your rear end when you sleep?!

i keep my entire body in my buck-rear end when i sleep

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

But really, they say if you stay ready you never have to get ready, right? That’s why during the week I sleep in absolute stillness in a perfectly pressed suit in such a way that it won’t wrinkle.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

You Are A Elf posted:

I seem to recall a thread a year or two ago where a few gross goons were flabbergasted as to why most other goons thoroughly wash their asses in the shower. Like, bar of soap scrubbing in between the cheeks and on the poop chute to have a squeaky clean undercarriage when they thought soapy water running down their backside was enough :goofy:

I haven’t ever been able to track it down because I forget what show it was on but one time I heard ESPN’s Jalen Rose rant about how you actually have to wash your rear end.

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