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https://edition.cnn.com/2023/03/24/entertainment/gwyneth-paltrow-ski-collision-trial-friday/index.html Gwyneth Paltrow is being sued for crashing into an elderly optometrist at an exclusive ski resort. The man's list of grievances include that he can no longer enjoy wine tasting. She tried counter-suing him for $1 claiming that he was actually the one who crashed into her. They've been in litigation for like 6 years now. It's all very hilarious and pointless. This article answers alot of FAQs that I'm sure you'll all have. Namely, why the gently caress did GP decied to wear her "Dahmers" to the trial? https://www.theringer.com/movies/2023/3/24/23655171/gwyneth-paltrow-ski-accident-trial-breakdown 
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I also don't like wine tastings. Whom do I sue?
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Mar 26, 2023 09:32
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Hope she releases it like that On Cinema/Tim Heidecker Court series.
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Mar 26, 2023 09:36
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Wine makes me sick and I'm a white woman, how do I get in on this?
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Mar 26, 2023 09:41
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Das Boo posted:Wine makes me sick and I'm a white woman, how do I get in on this? Vodka. According to tv/film Grey Goose vodka
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Mar 26, 2023 09:43
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Das Boo posted:Wine makes me sick and I'm a white woman, how do I get in on this? do you believe you've suffered a closed head injury at the hands of an ultra-rich celebrity wellness guru? I think just hating wine isnt enough but IANAL
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Mar 26, 2023 09:44
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I wonder if she went to someone, like a acting coach, her psychologist was there during the coaching. Shes growling. free dancing, really all about not only winning but making it painful, and the acting coach and the psych, her, all brainstorming You liked Monster, right? Oooh I loved Monster [fingers splayed palms down hand gesture] Ok... Wee fucked around with this message at 09:50 on Mar 26, 2023 |
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Mar 26, 2023 09:48
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Piss Creep posted:Vodka. White claws or other artisanal spiked seltzers are appropriate as well.
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Mar 26, 2023 09:52
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I'll reccomend High Noon or as we call them "nooners". They are an elevated seltzer experience for the discerning white lady. POC can also drink them I guess.
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Mar 26, 2023 09:54
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Piss Creep posted:Vodka. poo poo, all I got is Ketel One. Poohs Packin posted:do you believe you've suffered a closed head injury at the hands of an ultra-rich celebrity wellness guru? I think just hating wine isnt enough but IANAL More like emotional damage from all of these utra-rich celebrities insisting my only career path as a mid-30's white woman is "Wine Mom." Maybe I can I claim disability, too?
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Mar 26, 2023 09:55
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Wine tastings are overrated anyway. The food is usually better though. t. went to a few long ago
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Mar 26, 2023 09:56
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Who
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Mar 26, 2023 09:58
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Girl from Shallow Hal
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Mar 26, 2023 10:01
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Mar 26, 2023 10:09
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Its Jeffrey Dahmer you galoot! Hes done a Freddy and possessed Gwenth Paltoy
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Mar 26, 2023 10:09
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teen witch posted:White claws or other artisanal spiked seltzers are appropriate as well. White claws are never appropriate. hth.
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Mar 26, 2023 10:10
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:White claws are never appropriate. hth. never artisanal either
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Mar 26, 2023 10:11
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Hanging a sign in my kitchen of script font letters spelling out Live, Laugh, Litigate
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Mar 26, 2023 10:24
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GundamHealer posted:Hanging a sign in my kitchen of script font letters spelling out Live, Laugh, Litigate
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Mar 26, 2023 10:25
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now i may be colorblind, but why do they call 'em white people anyway? barely any of them are actually white
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Mar 26, 2023 10:26
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to some white women, they’re artisanal enough. she knows no class, in many senses of the word. Poohs Packin posted:I'll reccomend High Noon or as we call them "nooners". I can sip them but must immediately spit them out like a wine tasting. This is my struggle.
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Mar 26, 2023 10:27
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* 5 litre green and black tiger striped gourd-like container hanging off my purse * This is my seltzer spitoon.
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Mar 26, 2023 10:35
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Piss Creep posted:Vodka. I've checked the marketing data on this one believe it or not and it's teetoes vodka. By a long shot.
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Mar 26, 2023 10:35
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Das Boo posted:More like emotional damage from all of these utra-rich celebrities insisting my only career path as a mid-30's white woman is "Wine Mom." Maybe I can I claim disability, too? You can be an Adult Capri Sun Mom and drink rum punch out of a plastic bag.
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Mar 26, 2023 11:07
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Szyznyk posted:You can be an Adult Capri Sun Mom and drink rum punch out of a plastic bag. Imagine a total hot cougar drinking a capri sun and she comes up to you and says this is spiked and I'm about to make some bad choices. You call the cops.
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Mar 26, 2023 11:10
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Imagine a hot cougar barrelling down a ski hill and she crashes into you so hard that you can't taste wine anymore.
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Mar 26, 2023 11:16
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Poohs Packin posted:Imagine a hot cougar barrelling down a ski hill and she crashes into you so hard that you can't taste wine anymore. That would be like they invented alcoholic water. Pretty awesome when you think about it
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Mar 26, 2023 11:20
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When you say elderly optometrist I can't picture anyone but larry david
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Mar 26, 2023 11:22
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Idk it probably just dulled his sense of taste to the point that he couldn't pick out different notes. This would suck. However, I also imagine he's the type of guy who really gets off on having a refined wine palette. So, you know, gently caress him I guess?
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Mar 26, 2023 11:23
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Poohs Packin posted:Imagine a hot cougar barrelling down a ski hill and she crashes into you so hard that you can't taste wine anymore. Dude we're discussing Gwyneth Paltro here, are you watching a porno while posting?
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Mar 26, 2023 11:26
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By popular demand posted:Dude we're discussing Gwyneth Paltro here, are you watching a porno while posting? dudes having Monday off work for "unexplainable hand and wrist soreness". When you go to the chemist and pay for a Dr Cert. Wee fucked around with this message at 11:53 on Mar 26, 2023 |
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Mar 26, 2023 11:49
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Poohs Packin posted:Idk it probably just dulled his sense of taste to the point that he couldn't pick out different notes. This would suck. Mmmmmmm this wine isn’t the only thing with legs. 
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Mar 26, 2023 11:52
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This happened so long ago that Dave Matthews wrote a hit song about it
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Mar 26, 2023 12:04
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500excf type r posted:This happened so long ago that Dave Matthews wrote a hit song about it When gwenjth gowa down The ski slope Hummummaa sssszzuumma Rubbbaa bubbbababa Hoooomity haw Yep yep Zip zap 
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Mar 26, 2023 12:08
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Things white people did Oh, I dunno, just a lot of good stuff anmd a lot of the bad stuff
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Mar 26, 2023 12:28
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Those glasses aren't bad tho. I'd get a more yellow lens, to0 be more like those Dahmer glasses.
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Mar 26, 2023 12:30
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500excf type r posted:This happened so long ago that Dave Matthews wrote a hit song about it dave matthews was in a much more interesting lawsuit when his tourbus dumped a load of poo poo into what they thought was the chicago river but turned out to be directly on top of a boat full of people edit: 800 pounds of poo poo
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Mar 26, 2023 12:34
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Earwicker posted:edit: 800 pounds of poo poo Interesting they dumped DMB albums on them
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Mar 26, 2023 12:36
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Earwicker posted:dave matthews was in a much more interesting lawsuit when his tourbus dumped a load of poo poo into what they thought was the chicago river but turned out to be directly on top of a boat full of people Lying in the folded out lounge - double bed back section of the tour bus just whacking it as it happened
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Szyznyk posted:You can be an Adult Capri Sun Mom and drink rum punch out of a plastic bag. gently caress, yeah. 
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