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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Hope she releases it like that On Cinema/Tim Heidecker Court series.

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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Das Boo posted:

Wine makes me sick and I'm a white woman, how do I get in on this?

Vodka.

According to tv/film Grey Goose vodka

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
I wonder if she went to someone, like a acting coach, her psychologist was there during the coaching.
Shes growling. free dancing, really all about not only winning but making it painful, and the acting coach and the psych, her, all brainstorming

You liked Monster, right?

Oooh I loved Monster

[fingers splayed palms down hand gesture] Ok...

Wee fucked around with this message at 09:50 on Mar 26, 2023

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Its Jeffrey Dahmer you galoot!

Hes done a Freddy and possessed Gwenth Paltoy

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

White claws are never appropriate. hth.

never artisanal either

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
* 5 litre green and black tiger striped gourd-like container hanging off my purse *

This is my seltzer spitoon.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Szyznyk posted:

You can be an Adult Capri Sun Mom and drink rum punch out of a plastic bag.

Imagine a total hot cougar drinking a capri sun and she comes up to you and says this is spiked and I'm about to make some bad choices.

You call the cops.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Poohs Packin posted:

Imagine a hot cougar barrelling down a ski hill and she crashes into you so hard that you can't taste wine anymore.

That would be like they invented alcoholic water.

Pretty awesome when you think about it

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

By popular demand posted:

Dude we're discussing Gwyneth Paltro here, are you watching a porno while posting?

dudes having Monday off work for "unexplainable hand and wrist soreness".

When you go to the chemist and pay for a Dr Cert.

Wee fucked around with this message at 11:53 on Mar 26, 2023

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Things white people did

Oh, I dunno, just a lot of good stuff

anmd a lot of the bad stuff

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Those glasses aren't bad tho. I'd get a more yellow lens, to0 be more like those Dahmer glasses.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Earwicker posted:

dave matthews was in a much more interesting lawsuit when his tourbus dumped a load of poo poo into what they thought was the chicago river but turned out to be directly on top of a boat full of people

edit: 800 pounds of poo poo

Lying in the folded out lounge - double bed back section of the tour bus just whacking it as it happened

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Zeluth posted:

I want to hear her queef bubbles.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shorts?i0vT_8u3lPY

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

500excf type r posted:

The alleged victim told paltrow to "get her eyes checked" and "clean the goop out of her ears"

They would usually go for the eyes and ears as easy access or bite off points, fingers are similar primary some times secondary attack zones, genitals another.

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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

BigBadSteve posted:

You would have asked her to piss on you.

They made doing wee wee An app!?

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