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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > The Great Something Awful Outage of March 2023
 
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acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
What did you do during the hard times?

I think it was three minutes or so...

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 I stuck a tissue up my nose and threw my head back from a sudden nosebleed

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nom epique
Apr 24, 2022

by VideoGames
Many were expecting to come back to a merged forum.

looks like the wait is on until easter sunday however

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acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

EorayMel posted:

I stuck a tissue up my nose and threw my head back from a sudden nosebleed

Wait, you too?

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!
Pretty sure they were prepating to implement my impending modhood

Vote Smugworth for moderator in the opinion poll and cast your official vote by posting in the new Official GBS Feedback thread and says "I want Smugworth to be my moderator! This guy right here!"

Smugworth for moderator! Hell, we could do way worse. Remember the previous mods?

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I checked Facebook and mostly saw memes from a goon Facebook group

I thought this one was mildly funny

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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

 I killed a kid

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
oh sorry i didn't notice SA was down i guess i was too busy working out

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!
There is a front page?

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You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

 I ate some wild rice.

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
A single tiktok video

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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Salt and Sacrifice

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


 i died. i'm dead now. if anyone needs a corpse for anything mines up for grabs. no sex stuff please.

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

hi friends
Oh okay I thought it was down for like an hour.. I don't see anything from the Twitter account about it like they used to do.... I thought maybe it was just on my end.

Didn't the owner hire a twitter person to assist with the account?

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Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012



 For a moment I was free

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

Fun Shoe
sup

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019

Sid Vicious posted:

I killed a kid

in minecraft? in minecraft right???

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.


 So wait, I was dead for three minutes?!

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GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

 lookin' in to it

be back in 2 weeks

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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003
HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.

acejackson42 posted:

Wait, you too?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

acejackson42 posted:

What did you do during the hard times?

I think it was three minutes or so...

Tuggin' of course, same as always.

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istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Chinatown posted:

sup

Oh, I guess they must have put through all of Chinatown's queued-up posts at once

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Dixville posted:

I checked Facebook and mostly saw memes from a goon Facebook group

I thought this one was mildly funny

Whoa

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

 Sorry op that was the three minutes I was boning your mom

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 it never went out for me op, i was connected the whole time

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Bad Purchase posted:

it never went out for me op, i was connected the whole time

Stop gaslighting them!!!

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 i never posted that

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Bad Purchase posted:

i never posted that

You should have edited the old post out :colbert:

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 what post?

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!
Forums are still up. Not seeing my mod star yet?
Anyone seeing my mod star?

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

 I keep thinking it says “Outrage”

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
 I took a breath of surface air, a deep long breath of crisp, cool nature. As my lungs filled my chest expanded with pride, matted hairs untangling, crumbs falling out of beard, hair unfurling like blond cherry blossoms. The animals cooed with delight, birds sang a song. Years of stench sloughed off like a sheath of old discarded snakeskin, my scoliosis corrected itself and for the first time in so many years I felt not only alive, but love for nature and all of gods crea…

Oh poo poo SA is back up! *squeaking balloon sound*

Aaaaaaannnnd back to grossballs..

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Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
I “touched grass” if you know what I mean

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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

 I emitted a shrill keening wail for exactly three minutes.

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.random
May 7, 2007

Dixville posted:

I checked Facebook and mostly saw memes from a goon Facebook group

I thought this one was mildly funny

It bothers me that they replaced the d with a b in the backwards one

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

.random posted:

It bothers me that they replaced the d with a b in the backwards one

I noticed that too lol. It's a little bit of a stretch but the joke is solid

Also d-_-b

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I keep thinking it says “Outrage”

The weird lady from SAD got banned, i guess

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