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OK look I didn't actually read this article because reading is for nerds, but it looks like Panera is going to start accepting via Amazon palm scanner. Maybe this is the latest salvo on a war against consumer privacy, or maybe they are just trying to build a comprehensive database of wine moms. I plan on overreacting to this news, but I'm not sure exactly how, so I would appreciate any thoughts that GBS has on this matter. https://www.npr.org/2023/03/28/1166213758/amazon-one-panera-palm-scanner-privacy
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Mar 29, 2023 14:00
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Time for a conspiracy forum. We need a place like a gangster’s mansion where we can discuss AI brain hacking our bowel systems, play Illuminati Card Game and sip Hennessy with the g’s
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Mar 29, 2023 14:55
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Panera blows
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Mar 29, 2023 14:58
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this is irrelevant because only the weak and the stupid would ever eat at Panera
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Mar 29, 2023 15:05
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Maybe they should work on making their lovely food edible again instead of this FUCKIN BULLSHIT. The only “palm” they’re gonna get from me is a drat SLAP CROSS THE MOUTH
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Mar 29, 2023 15:10
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:this is irrelevant because only the weak and the stupid would ever eat at Panera There's a video of Sam Hyde eating at Panera bread... drat you up for a fight challenge cuz eating at Panera deserves a beat down 
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Mar 29, 2023 15:12
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I like tuna salads at Panera
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Mar 29, 2023 15:13
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Go up to that counter and take a poo poo right next to it like it were Hilary Clinton
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Mar 29, 2023 15:13
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These big companies are like "oops our CEO clicked an email for hot milfs in your area and we lost everyone's personal info" on a yearly basis at this point Lmao at you giving them your fingerprints
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Mar 29, 2023 15:22
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A lot of people ITT are badmouthing Panera, but sometimes you just want to overpay for bland food that is improbably unhealthy.
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Mar 29, 2023 15:28
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Prof. Crocodile posted:A lot of people ITT are badmouthing Panera, but sometimes you just want to overpay for bland food that is improbably unhealthy. Tuna salad at Panera
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Mar 29, 2023 15:29
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that g ova there posted:Time for a conspiracy forum. We need a place like a gangster’s mansion where we can discuss AI brain hacking our bowel systems, play Illuminati Card Game and sip Hennessy with the g’s Sounds like you are looking for Donda Academy. It was founded by Kanye West, only costs $15,000 per year and they don't seem too strict about admissions, so I think it will serve that purpose. Not sure how they feel about bagel sandwiches though.
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Mar 29, 2023 15:31
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The one on the bottom is literally just big pepperonis and mozzarella cheese
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Mar 29, 2023 15:32
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All my data comes from a chip in my dick and you have to suck out the information
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Mar 29, 2023 15:36
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Saalkin posted:All my data comes from a chip in my dick and you have to suck out the information Talk about microchip
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Mar 29, 2023 15:37
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I like how a Cheeky Nandos was a thing, a dry inedible piece of white meat
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Mar 29, 2023 15:43
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PinheadSlim posted:The one on the bottom is literally just big pepperonis and mozzarella cheese One in the middle lookin aight
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Mar 29, 2023 15:46
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i would prefer to pay via taintprint
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Mar 29, 2023 15:48
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:One in the middle lookin aight Yum, steamed salad greens.
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Mar 29, 2023 15:56
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Piss Creep posted:Yum, steamed salad greens. Tomatoes n cheese is hard 2 gently caress up
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Mar 29, 2023 15:56
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I'm saving myself for the biometric balls scanner, sorry Panera.
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Mar 29, 2023 15:59
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Tomatoes n cheese is hard 2 gently caress up Its got that spinch stuff in it. Should have been replaced by pineabble or avocado
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Mar 29, 2023 16:01
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:this is irrelevant because only the weak and the stupid would ever eat at Panera what do you normally order?
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Mar 29, 2023 16:18
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Piss Creep posted:Yum, steamed salad greens. never had a panini with garden veggies on it before? give it a try
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Mar 29, 2023 16:22
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I woke up in a new panera
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Mar 29, 2023 16:28
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Robo Reagan posted:what do you normally order? 
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Mar 29, 2023 16:28
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bossy lady posted:i would prefer to pay via taintprint Do you know that the CIA can identify people by the heat signatures given off by their taints? These heat signatures which are unique to each individual and can be detected using specially equipped infrared cameras. Heard it on Joe Rogan.
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Mar 29, 2023 16:29
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I hope the palm reader straps onto the cashier's face so I can slap a hoe and get a sandwich
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Mar 29, 2023 16:37
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I have no idea what kind of food this place sells. Sandwiches I guess, since it's called Bread? Is it a toast and breadstick store? I guess I'll never care to find out.
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Mar 29, 2023 16:38
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The last time I ate at a Panera my sandwich had this really weird bread that sucked. Surprised they’ve found a way to be worse.
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Mar 29, 2023 16:40
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TheMightyBoops posted:The last time I ate at a Panera my sandwich had this really weird bread that sucked. Surprised they’ve found a way to be worse. Did u try to eat it with ur anus??
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Mar 29, 2023 16:40
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Biometrics are such a lovely and dumb security measure. You can only get one of each type for life, and its something that is easily obtainable by malicious actors.
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Mar 29, 2023 16:52
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Simon Phoenix posted:Biometrics are such a lovely and dumb security measure. You can only get one of each type for life, and its something that is easily obtainable by malicious actors.
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Mar 29, 2023 16:57
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im gonna put my butt on the palm scanner can't stop me
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Mar 29, 2023 16:57
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I love it when dumb babies are like "oh no capitalism is gonna take over our lives" like lol it already has. Every moment of your life from birth to death is spent worrying and obsessing over the value of everything EVEN YOUR TIME and you never do abutting you really want to do because you gotta go to work because you gotta get your car fixed so you can go to work so you can make enough money to eat lunch at work so you can buy a piece of art to stare at for 5 minutes on your lunch break at work!!!!!!
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Mar 29, 2023 17:13
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Last time I got a sandwich at Panera it was just a ball of gristly turkey in the center of soggy wheat bread next to a slice of brown avocado and rubbery bacon. 11 fuckin dollars.
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Mar 29, 2023 17:13
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Last time I got a sandwich at Panera it was just a ball of gristly turkey in the center of soggy wheat bread next to a slice of brown avocado and rubbery bacon. 11 fuckin dollars. Did you try eating it with ur anus
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Mar 29, 2023 17:13
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I eat at Panera once in a while. I'm disappointed every time. Ira disappointment wrapped between two chalky breads
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Mar 29, 2023 17:14
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you know i got loving problems around here
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Im hungry asf.... could go for a panera.... tuna.... salad....
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